ladirushfan80 Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 QUOTE (Drumnut @ May 28 2006, 12:16 PM) QUOTE (barney_rebel @ May 28 2006, 06:37 AM)http://www.bruceandtheresa.com/hardfunnypics/Proofofglobalwarming.jpg Let's see what the 2000 model looks like! the 2000 model is nothing at all!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 QUOTE (Drumnut @ May 28 2006, 11:16 AM) QUOTE (barney_rebel @ May 28 2006, 06:37 AM)http://www.bruceandtheresa.com/hardfunnypics/Proofofglobalwarming.jpg Let's see what the 2000 model looks like! I think only a v-string would be less than the 90's version, but more than nothing. Not much, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 QUOTE (GhostGirl @ May 30 2006, 09:43 AM) QUOTE (Drumnut @ May 28 2006, 11:16 AM) QUOTE (barney_rebel @ May 28 2006, 06:37 AM)http://www.bruceandtheresa.com/hardfunnypics/Proofofglobalwarming.jpg Let's see what the 2000 model looks like! I think only a v-string would be less than the 90's version, but more than nothing. Not much, though. Show us a demo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 QUOTE (barney_rebel @ May 30 2006, 08:51 AM) QUOTE (GhostGirl @ May 30 2006, 09:43 AM) QUOTE (Drumnut @ May 28 2006, 11:16 AM) QUOTE (barney_rebel @ May 28 2006, 06:37 AM)http://www.bruceandtheresa.com/hardfunnypics/Proofofglobalwarming.jpg Let's see what the 2000 model looks like! I think only a v-string would be less than the 90's version, but more than nothing. Not much, though. Show us a demo. yeah...riiiiight.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trace Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 o.k.... changing the subject........ Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. A PRAYER.... Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trace Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fendergirl4001 Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 well put. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jun 2 2006, 06:18 AM) o.k.... changing the subject........ Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. A PRAYER.... Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. Funny ladi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Enemy_Within Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jun 2 2006, 06:18 AM) o.k.... changing the subject........ Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. A PRAYER.... Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Man Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jun 2 2006, 04:18 AM)o.k.... changing the subject........ Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. A PRAYER.... Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. Note to self...keep LRF at arms length at Rushcon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Enemy_Within Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 QUOTE (Digital Man @ Jun 3 2006, 10:51 PM) QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jun 2 2006, 04:18 AM)o.k.... changing the subject........ Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. A PRAYER.... Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. Note to self...keep LRF at arms length at Rushcon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asian Rush Fan Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 o.k.... changing the subject........ Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A woman Q: Why do little boys whine? A: The mother is training to be just like them A PRAYER.... Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my woman; Love to forgive her; And Patience for her premenstrual moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat her to death. AMEN Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: It means he's wanting to leave but you won't let him. Remember, all three members of are men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 QUOTE (Digital Man @ Jun 3 2006, 11:51 PM) QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jun 2 2006, 04:18 AM)o.k.... changing the subject........ Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. A PRAYER.... Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. Note to self...keep LRF at arms length at Rushcon. that's right!!!!!!!!! http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/0/cannibal.gif http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/0/maniac.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundog Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jun 4 2006, 09:00 AM) QUOTE (Digital Man @ Jun 3 2006, 11:51 PM) QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jun 2 2006, 04:18 AM)o.k.... changing the subject........ Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. A PRAYER.... Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. Note to self...keep LRF at arms length at Rushcon. that's right!!!!!!!!! http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/0/cannibal.gif http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/0/maniac.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaotica Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 QUOTE (sundog @ Jun 4 2006, 11:30 AM) QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jun 4 2006, 09:00 AM) QUOTE (Digital Man @ Jun 3 2006, 11:51 PM) QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jun 2 2006, 04:18 AM)o.k.... changing the subject........ Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. A PRAYER.... Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. Note to self...keep LRF at arms length at Rushcon. that's right!!!!!!!!! http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/0/cannibal.gif http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/0/maniac.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveyt Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 (edited) Edited June 4, 2006 by daveyt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trace Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 QUOTE (Asian Rush Fan @ Jun 4 2006, 03:30 AM) o.k.... changing the subject........ Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A woman Q: Why do little boys whine? A: The mother is training to be just like them A PRAYER.... Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my woman; Love to forgive her; And Patience for her premenstrual moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat her to death. AMEN Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: It means he's wanting to leave but you won't let him. Remember, all three members of are men. Yes, but they're experienced men, which means they wouldn't mess with us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Would You Remarry?...... A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we s leep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: -- silence -- HUSBAND: "Crap." dead man walking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ladirushfan80 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt Same work, more pay. Wrinkles and gray hair add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected, as is the fart. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase, sometimes none! You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cygnalschick Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 ladirushfan- Guys just don't know how good they have it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asian Rush Fan Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jun 7 2006, 04:01 AM)Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. Yup The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Yup Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt Same work, more pay. Now that's where I have to disagree. I worked for the same company for 19 years. Heck, I could retire next year! In all those years, I never took sick time, leave of absences, maternity leave (I'm not offered it) Flex Time, personal time (menstrual cramps), day care or the other luxuries afforded to women. I have to do the work of women who leave on maternity leave and guess what? I got multiple raises and promotions, because, what the average woman does in one year, I calculated the work and time to be more than two years. so in nearly 20 years of work, I did more than 40 years from a woman's standpoint. Why do men get paid more? because we're at work more oftn than women. Do we complain about all the benefits the women receive? No, because I get paid what I'm worth. Wrinkles and gray hair add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected, as is the fart. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. Wear dress shoes instead of pumps or high heels. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase, sometimes none! You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Waaaaaa Waaaaaaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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