Daylin Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 QUOTE (Barney's Alter @ Apr 2 2006, 07:41 PM) Men's Lenses She is like the world to me Eyes blue like the clear waters of a tropical beach Her personality - Promising How I perceived it to be Her face glows brightness - Like the morning sun Her beauty - is everything to me how everything should be Most of all What I love about her most are her tits -B. Lee Beautiful poem. The title is 'Men's Lenses'....so, I see your point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaotica Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 QUOTE (Barney's Alter @ Apr 2 2006, 07:41 PM) Men's Lenses She is like the world to me Eyes blue like the clear waters of a tropical beach Her personality - Promising How I perceived it to be Her face glows brightness - Like the morning sun Her beauty - is everything to me how everything should be Most of all What I love about her most are her tits -B. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asian Rush Fan Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 I enjoy this thread, there should be a Rush dating site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaotica Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 QUOTE (Asian Rush Fan @ Apr 2 2006, 10:05 PM) I enjoy this thread, there should be a Rush dating site thats what the lurve threads are about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney's Alter Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Q: What is the skin called around a woman's vagina? A: The woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 QUOTE (Barney's Alter @ Apr 3 2006, 10:53 PM) Q: What is the skin called around a woman's vagina? A: The woman It took me a good 5 minutes to 'get this' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asian Rush Fan Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 QUOTE (Daylin @ Apr 3 2006, 10:59 PM)QUOTE (Barney's Alter @ Apr 3 2006, 10:53 PM) Q: What is the skin called around a woman's vagina? A: The woman It took me a good 5 minutes to 'get this' I got it immediately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaWanna Posted April 5, 2006 Author Share Posted April 5, 2006 Man blames crash on pretty woman A German taking a Ferrari for a test drive wrapped it round a lamppost when he tried to impress a pretty woman. Alphons Edberg, 33, from Hamburg, was driving a borrowed Ferrari 360 Modena which he was considering buying. But, according to police, the inexperienced driver lost control after putting his foot down to impress a pretty woman he had spotted. He crashed the powerful car into a tree, a road sign and a fence before finally wrapping it around a lamppost. The car was a write off and Edberg is in hospital being treated for head injuries. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_17792...u=news.quirkies Pfffft Men Drivers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asian Rush Fan Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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digitalman30 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asian Rush Fan Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Now lets stop bickering and get back to talking about Rush...damn it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fendergirl4001 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 QUOTE (Asian Rush Fan @ Apr 7 2006, 03:04 AM) Now lets stop bickering and get back to talking about Rush...damn it! I agree. Wholly and entirely. By the way, boy genius decided it was best to shut up about converting my musical interests. It only took him four months. (and several rounds with a rolled-up newspaper.) hee hee hee... I won!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Risky responses to the question " Does this dress make me look fat"? "No, not to Stevie Wonder." "Big time! That's why I'm sleeping with your best friend." "Does this tie make me look stupid?" "No hablo ingles." "Yes, but it also makes you look like a pricey hooker, so things kinda balance out." "If I answer that question, then the terrorists have won." "Okay, listen: What's important is that you not focus in a negative way on the comparison I am about to make." "Yes, but in my country obesity suggests prosperity." "Let me jog around to your front and take a look." "No, honey. But just to be safe, steer clear of one-legged sea captains." "Whoa! A talking couch!!" "May I consult the Iraqi Minister of Information before answering that?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 I hope one of those don't slip out next time I'm asked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Apr 8 2006, 06:40 AM) I hope one of those don't slip out next time I'm asked I hope not! For your sake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asian Rush Fan Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 I wonder if Donna got mad by my comment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaWanna Posted April 8, 2006 Author Share Posted April 8, 2006 QUOTE (Asian Rush Fan @ Apr 8 2006, 12:13 PM) I wonder if Donna got mad by my comment? nahhh Takes Alot to piss me off just dont push it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaWanna Posted April 8, 2006 Author Share Posted April 8, 2006 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Apr 8 2006, 07:03 AM) "Yes, but it also makes you look like a pricey hooker, so things kinda balance out." "Whoa! A talking couch!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asian Rush Fan Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Apr 8 2006, 01:52 PM)QUOTE (Asian Rush Fan @ Apr 8 2006, 12:13 PM) I wonder if Donna got mad by my comment? nahhh Takes Alot to piss me off just dont push it But remember, you started it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaWanna Posted April 8, 2006 Author Share Posted April 8, 2006 QUOTE (Asian Rush Fan @ Apr 8 2006, 03:05 PM) QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Apr 8 2006, 01:52 PM)QUOTE (Asian Rush Fan @ Apr 8 2006, 12:13 PM) I wonder if Donna got mad by my comment? nahhh Takes Alot to piss me off just dont push it But remember, you started it whatevA Its My thread Im allowed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead burger dave Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... 1) The woman buys the food. 2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. Here comes the important part: 4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine.... 5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. 6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation. Important again: 7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine..... 8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table. 9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: 10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. 11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asian Rush Fan Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 (edited) QUOTE (dead burger dave @ Apr 9 2006, 04:08 PM)After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... 1) The woman buys the food. 2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. Here comes the important part: 4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine.... 5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. 6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation. Important again: 7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine..... 8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table. 9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: 10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. 11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.... Amen! I bet Carrie Nuttall, Charlene and Nancy Young don't complain That's why Neil wrote: Know your place in life Is where you want to be or Plus ca change Plus c'est la meme chose Edited April 9, 2006 by Asian Rush Fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 QUOTE (Asian Rush Fan @ Apr 9 2006, 04:20 PM)QUOTE (dead burger dave @ Apr 9 2006, 04:08 PM)After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... 1) The woman buys the food. 2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. Here comes the important part: 4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine.... 5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. 6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation. Important again: 7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine..... 8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table. 9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: 10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. 11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.... Amen! I bet Carrie Nuttall, Charlene and Nancy Young don't complain That's why Neil wrote: Know your place in life Is where you want to be or Plus ca change Plus c'est la meme chose If only I could get into the mind of Neil Peart (or the shoes of Carrie Nuttall ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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