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QUOTE (Barney's Alter @ Apr 2 2006, 07:41 PM)
Men's Lenses


She is like the world to me
Eyes blue
like the clear waters
of a tropical beach

Her personality -
Promising
How I perceived it
to be

Her face glows
brightness -
Like the morning sun

Her beauty -
is everything to me
how everything should be

Most of all
What I love about her most
are her tits


-B. Lee

Beautiful poem. The title is 'Men's Lenses'....so, I see your point wink.gif

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QUOTE (Barney's Alter @ Apr 2 2006, 07:41 PM)
Men's Lenses


She is like the world to me
Eyes blue
like the clear waters
of a tropical beach

Her personality -
Promising
How I perceived it
to be

Her face glows
brightness -
Like the morning sun

Her beauty -
is everything to me
how everything should be

Most of all
What I love about her most
are her tits


-B. Lee

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QUOTE (Asian Rush Fan @ Apr 2 2006, 10:05 PM)
I enjoy this thread, there should be a Rush dating site

thats what the lurve threads are about

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Man blames crash on pretty woman

 

A German taking a Ferrari for a test drive wrapped it round a lamppost when he tried to impress a pretty woman.

 

Alphons Edberg, 33, from Hamburg, was driving a borrowed Ferrari 360 Modena which he was considering buying.

 

But, according to police, the inexperienced driver lost control after putting his foot down to impress a pretty woman he had spotted.

 

He crashed the powerful car into a tree, a road sign and a fence before finally wrapping it around a lamppost.

 

The car was a write off and Edberg is in hospital being treated for head injuries.

 

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_17792...u=news.quirkies

 

sarcasm.gif Pfffft Men Drivers

 

 

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QUOTE (Asian Rush Fan @ Apr 7 2006, 03:04 AM)
Now lets stop bickering and get back to talking about Rush...damn it!

I agree. Wholly and entirely. By the way, boy genius decided it was best to shut up about converting my musical interests. It only took him four months. (and several rounds with a rolled-up newspaper.) 2.gif hee hee hee... I won!!!

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Risky responses to the question " Does this dress make me look fat"?

 

"No, not to Stevie Wonder."

 

"Big time! That's why I'm sleeping with your best friend."

 

"Does this tie make me look stupid?"

 

"No hablo ingles."

 

"Yes, but it also makes you look like a pricey hooker, so things kinda balance out."

 

"If I answer that question, then the terrorists have won."

 

"Okay, listen: What's important is that you not focus in a negative way on the comparison I am about to make."

 

"Yes, but in my country obesity suggests prosperity."

 

"Let me jog around to your front and take a look."

 

"No, honey. But just to be safe, steer clear of one-legged sea captains."

 

"Whoa! A talking couch!!"

 

"May I consult the Iraqi Minister of Information before answering that?"

 

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QUOTE (Asian Rush Fan @ Apr 8 2006, 12:13 PM)
I wonder if Donna got mad by my comment? wink.gif

nahhh Takes Alot to piss me off wink.gif

 

just dont push it dazed025.gif

 

 

 

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QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Apr 8 2006, 07:03 AM)


"Yes, but it also makes you look like a pricey hooker, so things kinda balance out."



"Whoa! A talking couch!!"

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QUOTE (Asian Rush Fan @ Apr 8 2006, 03:05 PM)
QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Apr 8 2006, 01:52 PM)
QUOTE (Asian Rush Fan @ Apr 8 2006, 12:13 PM)
I wonder if Donna got mad by my comment? wink.gif

nahhh Takes Alot to piss me off wink.gif

 

just dont push it dazed025.gif

 

 

 

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But remember, you started it yes.gif

whatevA sarcasm.gif

 

 

 

 

 

 

Its My thread laugh.gif

Im allowed yes.gif

 

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After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season.

Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do,

probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

 

Routine...

 

1) The woman buys the food.

2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

 

Here comes the important part:

 

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

 

More routine....

 

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

 

Important again:

 

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

 

More routine.....

 

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.

9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

 

And most important of all:

 

10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."

 

And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....

 

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QUOTE (dead burger dave @ Apr 9 2006, 04:08 PM)
After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season.
Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do,
probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT  TO THE WOMAN.

More routine.....

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."

And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no  pleasing some women....

Amen! I bet Carrie Nuttall, Charlene and Nancy Young don't complain biggrin.gif

 

That's why Neil wrote:

 

Know your place in life Is where you want to be doh.gif

 

or

 

Plus ca change Plus c'est la meme chose

Edited by Asian Rush Fan
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QUOTE (Asian Rush Fan @ Apr 9 2006, 04:20 PM)
QUOTE (dead burger dave @ Apr 9 2006, 04:08 PM)
After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season.
Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do,
probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT  TO THE WOMAN.

More routine.....

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."

And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no  pleasing some women....

Amen! I bet Carrie Nuttall, Charlene and Nancy Young don't complain biggrin.gif

 

That's why Neil wrote:

 

Know your place in life Is where you want to be doh.gif

 

or

 

Plus ca change Plus c'est la meme chose

If only I could get into the mind of Neil Peart (or the shoes of Carrie Nuttall wink.gif )

 

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