Dread Pirate Robert Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 (edited) from too much alcohol . . . Though it is hard to remember, I think I once spent about half an hour kneeling before the porcelain god. Must have puked every bit of food and every ounce of liquid from my body, and still felt sick . . . Edited June 4, 2005 by Dread Pirate Robert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riv Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Jun 4 2005, 03:01 AM) from too much alcohol . . . Though it is hard to remember, I think I once spent about half an hour That's it? Man, My freshman year of college I had a fake ID. We were going to go to this bar called Ozeez that had $5 buckets of beer. And I'm not talking about a bucket with six beers in it, I'm talking about a 5 gallon bucket filled with Pabst Blue Ribbon. Alas, I never made it that night. We decided to do some pre-flight and I went to the liquor store and bought a bottle of El Toro tequila. it had a red plastic sombrero as the lid. I drank 3 quartes of that damn bottle and went to take a shower to go out. As soon as the warm water hit me I dropped and puked all over the place had to crawl back to my room and I shit you not, I threw up for 3 days straight. Couldn't go to classes, couldn't do anything. Eat...fuggehdaboutit! 3 days. I still cringe at tequila. That was 11 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaine mac Roth Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 I've no idea. I vaguely remember going to see a local band called Dwan Trader just before Christmas about 1984-5. The landlord had decided to provide a free bar which I took full advantage of. Unfortunately I didn't get to see the band and arrived home at around midnight. The next thing I recall is my Dad waking me up at about 4 in the morning with my arms locked tightly around the toilet bowl. How long I was being sick before passing out, I have no idea. The worst thing was that I didn't sober up until about 3 in the afternoon and then got a hangover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
physics23 Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 I can't rightly recollect if it was two or three New Year's Eves ago. A bunch of us were gonna get drunk at the Mike's Place in Tel Aviv. This guy John and I bought a bottle of some Russian-label tequila and started drinking from the bottle as we drove to the bar. The stuff was disgusting; I knew there'd be trouble. We consumed enormous amounts of alcohol at the bar, and afterwards John and I decided to race on the beach. I lost the keys to the car in the sand and one of the sober girls with us had to find them because John and I were already incapacitated. Some time later, I drove home at about 2 mph, and it was clear I could not lie horizontally in my state without there being dire consequences. I was so tired, though, I figured I'd sit on the couch in the computer room and fall asleep upright. As I sat there, I could feel it coming. I knew it was inevitable, only a matter of time. You must make it to the toilet, son, I told myself. But it was so much easier to just sit. You have 30 seconds to drag yourself to the toilet before disaster strikes. But my body wouldn't listen. Then I realized I was past the critical point. It would happen on the floor of the computer room and there was nothing that could be done. I stumbled onto the floor... it was terrible. It just kept coming, and the disgusting puddle kept growing and spreading in every direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 QUOTE (physics23 @ Jul 30 2005, 03:47 PM) I can't rightly recollect if it was two or three New Year's Eves ago. A bunch of us were gonna get drunk at the Mike's Place in Tel Aviv. This guy John and I bought a bottle of some Russian-label tequila and started drinking from the bottle as we drove to the bar. The stuff was disgusting; I knew there'd be trouble. We consumed enormous amounts of alcohol at the bar, and afterwards John and I decided to race on the beach. I lost the keys to the car in the sand and one of the sober girls with us had to find them because John and I were already incapacitated. Some time later, I drove home at about 2 mph, and it was clear I could not lie horizontally in my state without there being dire consequences. I was so tired, though, I figured I'd sit on the couch in the computer room and fall asleep upright. As I sat there, I could feel it coming. I knew it was inevitable, only a matter of time. You must make it to the toilet, son, I told myself. But it was so much easier to just sit. You have 30 seconds to drag yourself to the toilet before disaster strikes. But my body wouldn't listen. Then I realized I was past the critical point. It would happen on the floor of the computer room and there was nothing that could be done. I stumbled onto the floor... it was terrible. It just kept coming, and the disgusting puddle kept growing and spreading in every direction. kewl!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Rygar Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 I drank half a 5th of Burnetts Vodka, threw up, and then drank the other half! A stupid post, I apologize Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastille Night Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Puking isn't so bad.....it's when the bile starts to come up that it gets bad. You know, the greenish-yellow thick liquid after all the food and drink is done. ....at least that's what I've been told Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sullysue Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 This is not a good thread to drink if you've been reading too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midway Hawker Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 QUOTE (sullysue @ Aug 1 2005, 07:53 PM) This is not a good thread to drink if you've been reading too much. I had a bad experience this past Sat. night.. I'm just now feeling better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Jun 3 2005, 08:01 PM) from too much alcohol . . . Though it is hard to remember, I think I once spent about half an hour kneeling before the porcelain god. Must have puked every bit of food and every ounce of liquid from my body, and still felt sick . . . I'm sure a half hour seems like a life time over the old porcelain god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 One time it was the end of finals my sophmore year. I deserved to get drunk.(stupidity)... Started at 2pm. by seven, my roomates took me home, tossed me in my room and went back out again. that night it started, basicly lie on the bathroom floor, puking my guts out, dry heaves so bad I ruptured the blood vessels in my eyes, the white turned blood red. Looked like that for weeks Wish I could say I learned my lesson then. but no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcrystalcompass Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Not from drinking (though that's happened) but from food poisoning. It's the worst. I puked for three days and finally had to be taken to the hospital for dehydration. The worst part is that it was coming out of both ends. Sorry Lady Rush Fans!! At one point I felt like I was about to shit myself, so I ran to the bathroom and slipped. I was completey horizontal in the air, throwing up and squirting my pants at the same time. Just a quivering piece of mass..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanEHdian Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Aug 2 2005, 01:31 PM)Not from drinking (though that's happened) but from food poisoning. It's the worst. I puked for three days and finally had to be taken to the hospital for dehydration. The worst part is that it was coming out of both ends. Sorry Lady Rush Fans!! At one point I felt like I was about to shit myself, so I ran to the bathroom and slipped. I was completey horizontal in the air, throwing up and squirting my pants at the same time. Just a quivering piece of mass..... TOO much info! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 QUOTE (CanEHdian @ Aug 2 2005, 12:51 PM) QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Aug 2 2005, 01:31 PM)Not from drinking (though that's happened) but from food poisoning. It's the worst. I puked for three days and finally had to be taken to the hospital for dehydration. The worst part is that it was coming out of both ends. Sorry Lady Rush Fans!! At one point I felt like I was about to shit myself, so I ran to the bathroom and slipped. I was completey horizontal in the air, throwing up and squirting my pants at the same time. Just a quivering piece of mass..... TOO much info! That would really suck!!! I had the stomach flu once, in the throes of full on morning sickness. That was terrible. I spent most of my time in the bathroom puking for like a week. I was also taking care of a toddler that wasnt out of diapers yet. She learned to tell me when she was poopy by making heaving motions!!! Thats what mommy would do, during diaper changes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RushRevisited Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 May 12th, 1997 - Went to a casino with my wife, came home absolutely shitfaced, woke up the next morning and hurled. Then the other end started to "puke". Ended up sitting on the toilet while puking in the bathtub... Never again did I get that drunk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riv Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 QUOTE (RushRevisited @ Aug 2 2005, 09:31 PM) May 12th, 1997 - Went to a casino with my wife, came home absolutely shitfaced, woke up the next morning and hurled. Then the other end started to "puke". Ended up sitting on the toilet while puking in the bathtub... Never again did I get that drunk... I've seen this before. That ain't a pretty site. but hilarious if it isn't you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanEHdian Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Aug 2 2005, 02:23 PM) QUOTE (CanEHdian @ Aug 2 2005, 12:51 PM) QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Aug 2 2005, 01:31 PM)Not from drinking (though that's happened) but from food poisoning. It's the worst. I puked for three days and finally had to be taken to the hospital for dehydration. The worst part is that it was coming out of both ends. Sorry Lady Rush Fans!! At one point I felt like I was about to shit myself, so I ran to the bathroom and slipped. I was completey horizontal in the air, throwing up and squirting my pants at the same time. Just a quivering piece of mass..... TOO much info! That would really suck!!! I had the stomach flu once, in the throes of full on morning sickness. That was terrible. I spent most of my time in the bathroom puking for like a week. I was also taking care of a toddler that wasnt out of diapers yet. She learned to tell me when she was poopy by making heaving motions!!! Thats what mommy would do, during diaper changes. CUTE! Well..kinda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 QUOTE (CanEHdian @ Aug 2 2005, 02:03 PM) QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Aug 2 2005, 02:23 PM) QUOTE (CanEHdian @ Aug 2 2005, 12:51 PM) QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Aug 2 2005, 01:31 PM)Not from drinking (though that's happened) but from food poisoning. It's the worst. I puked for three days and finally had to be taken to the hospital for dehydration. The worst part is that it was coming out of both ends. Sorry Lady Rush Fans!! At one point I felt like I was about to shit myself, so I ran to the bathroom and slipped. I was completey horizontal in the air, throwing up and squirting my pants at the same time. Just a quivering piece of mass..... TOO much info! That would really suck!!! I had the stomach flu once, in the throes of full on morning sickness. That was terrible. I spent most of my time in the bathroom puking for like a week. I was also taking care of a toddler that wasnt out of diapers yet. She learned to tell me when she was poopy by making heaving motions!!! Thats what mommy would do, during diaper changes. CUTE! Well..kinda Ye, they love it when mommy pukes for some reason... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 QUOTE (sullysue @ Aug 1 2005, 10:53 PM) This is not a good thread to drink if you've been reading too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Want2bLikeBrutus Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 QUOTE (Bastille Night @ Aug 1 2005, 07:44 PM) Puking isn't so bad.....it's when the bile starts to come up that it gets bad. You know, the greenish-yellow thick liquid after all the food and drink is done. ....at least that's what I've been told OMG that happened to me!! Couple years ago Memorial Day weekend. Got home from work, went down to the tavern, had dinner and decided to stay for some good live music and a beer or three. Six or 7 drafts later, 3 gin and tonics and 2 Johnnie Walker Black Labels later, I'm back home (walking distance LOVE THAT PLACE!!) and not feeling well at all. It's 1am or so and I have to be up at 6:30 to leave for work. After some truly prolific vomiting into the toilet, the bath mat starts to look like an appealing place to rest in between heaves. About 4am, conciousness returns tho still quite hammered and I stagger upto bed. I get up in the morning, still unwell but whatcha gonna do?? I'm about halfway to work and it hits again!! I have to pull over right on a bridge just past the center of town. Get to the rail and am horrified at the sight of the puke. If one has ever barfed up Prestone, they know how I felt!! Lesson learned?? Nah probably not!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midway Hawker Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 I hope you brought some mouthwash and a tooth bush to work with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tangy Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Since you asked... Alcohol poisoning and a stomach pump. Compliments of Jack Daniels and Southern Comfort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro2112 Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 I gave up puking quite some time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Grizz Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 I don't know about the longest puking session, but my first alcohol related barfing was when my brother-in-law graduated from High School. I was young too, at the time, and knew nothing. I bought a bottle of some sweet white wine, and drank it all. It was at least twenty years before I tried wine again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 QUOTE (pedro2112 @ Aug 20 2005, 02:34 AM) I gave up puking quite some time ago. mee tooo.... a couple of weekends ago i was with about 15 ladies for a bachlorette party, and we went to a concert @ Freedom Hill..... the bands we saw were Firehouse, Quiet Riot, Ratt and Cinderella....... well, not me, but the bride's sister (who is in her 30's btw) mixed her "party favors" a little too much... during the final bands' show (cinderella) she started puking right there at her seat.....of course i was the 'lucky' one to be sitting right next to her...... i left shortly after that...in fact, we all did...the stench was too much.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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