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So what is it? Are you partial to Clint's, "Go ahead, make my day?" Perhaps the Governator''s, "I'll be back?" Something from the Duke or Bronson or someone else? This isn't just a thread about great lines in a movie ... it should deal with death, maiming or at least the threat of a significant paper cut.

 

 

I've got two. My first is a classic from Chuck Norris from Code of Silence.

"When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you."

 

 

The second is Clint in "The Outlaw Josey Wales"

Josey: "You a bounty hunter?"

Soon to be shot bounty hunter: "Man's gotta do something for a living these days."

Josey: "Dying ain't much of a living, boy."

 

Actually, there is another great line in Josey Wales when the old Indian character says something like, "Get ready, Hell is coming for breakfast."

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" The Cowboys are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin' it! So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the law's comin'! You tell 'em I'M coming... and Hell's coming with me, you hear?

HELL'S COMIN' WITH ME!"

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Robert Deniro, and there are several.

What can I say? Dude is the best actor ever!!

 

1. The Untouchables (as Al Capone, my personal favorite):

"Somebody messes with me, I'm gonna mess with him."

You can listen to the audio here:

http://www.entertonement.com/clips/ckzyqxh...Niro-Al-Capone-

 

2. Taxi Driver (as Travis Bickle):

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the **** do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK. "

 

3. The Godfather (as Vito Corleone) :

"Do me this favor. I won't forget it. Ask your friends in the neighborhood about me. They'll tell you I know how to return a favor."

 

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QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Sep 29 2010, 06:59 PM)
" The Cowboys are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin' it! So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the law's comin'! You tell 'em I'M coming... and Hell's coming with me, you hear?
HELL'S COMIN' WITH ME!"

I'm yer huckleberry.

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QUOTE (Boots @ Sep 29 2010, 07:01 PM)
Robert Deniro, and there are several.
What can I say? Dude is the best actor ever!!

1. The Untouchables (as Al Capone, my personal favorite):
"Somebody messes with me, I'm gonna mess with him."
You can listen to the audio here:
http://www.entertonement.com/clips/ckzyqxh...Niro-Al-Capone-

2. Taxi Driver (as Travis Bickle):
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the **** do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK. "

3. The Godfather (as Vito Corleone) :
"Do me this favor. I won't forget it. Ask your friends in the neighborhood about me. They'll tell you I know how to return a favor."

Oh yeah, forgot about the Godfather.

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

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Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you, but don't you EVER take sides against the Family again....EVER.

 

 

http://www.christakos.com/pics/michael-corleone.jpg

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Unforgiven with Clint Eastwood as Will Munny...

 

http://application.denofgeek.com/images/m/eastwood/Unforgiven.jpg

 

[after seeing his friend Ned, deceased and displayed out front of the saloon]

Will Munny: Who's the fellow owns this shithole?

[pause]

Will Munny: You, fat man. Speak up.

Skinny Dubois: Uh, I... I own this establishment. I bought the place from Greeley for a thousand dollars.

[Will levels the shotgun, and speaks to someone standing behind Skinny]

Will Munny: You better clear outta there.

Bystander: Yes, sir.

[scampers out of the way]

Little Bill Daggett: Just hold it right there. Hold it...!

[Will shoots and kills Skinny]

Little Bill Daggett: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!

Will Munny: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.

 

http://images1.makefive.com/images/200934/94ccb702ce71fea8.jpg

Little Bill Daggett: You'd be William Munny out of Missouri. Killer of women and children.

Will Munny: That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned.

 

[after the saloon shootout]

Will Munny: All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.

http://www.moviemaker.com/magazine/issues/66/images/MM66PG22_Page_1_Image_0001.jpg

 

Will Munny: You better bury Ned right!... Better not cut up, nor otherwise harm no whores... or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches.

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From The Godfather Part II:

 

Tom Hagen: It would be like trying to kill the President; there's no way we can get to him.

Michael Corleone: Tom, you know you surprise me. If anything in this life is certain - if history has taught us anything - it's that you can kill *anybody*.

 

 

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QUOTE (Ted Barchetta @ Sep 29 2010, 08:23 PM)
From The Godfather Part II:

Tom Hagen: It would be like trying to kill the President; there's no way we can get to him.
Michael Corleone: Tom, you know you surprise me. If anything in this life is certain - if history has taught us anything - it's that you can kill *anybody*.

 

That's a good quote, and it's also a foretelling of what Michael is planning on doing to Fredo. I think Michael's warning to his brother is the coldest, deadliest, most dread-filled line you can get....

 

The man gives his own brother a death sentence.....!! In one line, he makes it known that NO ONE - not even family - is safe from his vengeance....

 

rage.gif rage.gif rage.gif

 

 

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Last Man Standing:

 

John Smith: I'm surprised you aren't mad at me... I thought you might hold it against me for killing 3 of your guys.

Doyle: It's the only cure I know for being stupid.

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Sheriff Ed Galt: You know something amigo? I think I just spotted a chink in your armor. When you go down... it's going be over a skirt.

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I think it was Eastwood's Bronco Billy

 

He and Sandra Locke were laying in bed after sex and she says "were you ever married?"

 

CE: yep, i was married once

SL: what happened?

CE: I caught her in bed in with my best friend

SL: OMG, what did you do?

CE: I shot her

SL: WHat? Really? What about him? You shoot him too?

CE: No

SL: Why not?

CE He's my best friend!

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Gail: I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you, Wade.

Wade: I don't think so. I'm runnin' the show. I could bury you and Roarke tonight. I could do anything I want with you.

Gail: So go ahead. Don't keep telling me how tough you are, Wade. Just show me. Come on. Do it.

 

 

Pretty badass lines spoken by, of all people, Meryl Streep in "The River Wild."

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Billy Jack: You know what I think I'm gonna do then? Just for the hell of it? I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face. And you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it.

 

http://images.blu-ray.com/reviews/1942_1.jpg

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QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ Sep 29 2010, 10:20 PM)
Billy Jack: You know what I think I'm gonna do then? Just for the hell of it? I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face. And you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it.

http://images.blu-ray.com/reviews/1942_1.jpg

I was thinking about this line! laugh.gif

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QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ Sep 29 2010, 09:20 PM)
Billy Jack: You know what I think I'm gonna do then? Just for the hell of it? I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face. And you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it.

http://images.blu-ray.com/reviews/1942_1.jpg

Sometimes, I say this to my Karate teacher right before we spar. Then, he beats the shit out of me. Ah well, at least I get to say the line.

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QUOTE (Finding IT @ Sep 29 2010, 08:53 PM)
QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ Sep 29 2010, 09:20 PM)
Billy Jack:  You know what I think I'm gonna do then? Just for the hell of it?  I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face.  And you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it.

http://images.blu-ray.com/reviews/1942_1.jpg

Sometimes, I say this to my Karate teacher right before we spar. Then, he beats the shit out of me. Ah well, at least I get to say the line.

Haven't seen Billy Jack in a long time. Should watch it again. But, it's a little too "70s over the top" for me.

 

 

Haven't sparred in ages. My instructors loved sparring with me . smile.gif They nick named me "The Oak" because they said sparring me was like sparring an unmovable oak tree. I think it was meant as a compliment. But, then again...

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Han Solo: "Uh, had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here.. now ..thank you.. How are you?"

 

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