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The State of New York sent a cease & desist letter to none other than our old friend, Jim Bakker, for selling fake cures for the coronavirus. His Silver Solution sells for over $125.00 a bottle.

 

Once a slimy, sniveling con artist, always a slimy, sniveling con-artist. :facepalm:

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Dropped a full tray of Taco Bell Nachos Supreme - face down - on my new carpet. :facepalm:

While cleaning up the mess, I knocked over a floor lamp, which was holding my bottle of The Macallan and a sculpture of Groot. :facepalm:

 

Nothing broken, thankfully..... :D

 

Pleeeaase tell me you also split your pants.

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:LOL: :lol: Yeah, even my husband bought into it! :LOL: He brought home a 20 pack the other day. He said he was in the store and all of the toilet paper was gone except for this huge raft. He panicked that the town was out of tp and snatched it up, lol.

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You can always use newspaper. Oh wait, there are no more newspapers.

 

I read print newspaper every day.

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Dropped a full tray of Taco Bell Nachos Supreme - face down - on my new carpet. :facepalm:

While cleaning up the mess, I knocked over a floor lamp, which was holding my bottle of The Macallan and a sculpture of Groot. :facepalm:

 

Nothing broken, thankfully..... :D

 

Pleeeaase tell me you also split your pants.

 

I also split my pants! :facepalm: :facepalm: ;)

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I'd definitely use this as bog paper.

 

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I don’t know what’s a bigger punishment, him having washed up crazy fundie Stephen Baldwin as his dad in law or him having Bieber as his son in law.

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I don’t know what’s a bigger punishment, him having washed up crazy fundie Stephen Baldwin as his dad in law or him having Bieber as his son in law.

 

Oh so Baldwin is a Belieber then?

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You can always use newspaper. Oh wait, there are no more newspapers.

 

I read print newspaper every day.

 

You're lying.

 

No, I’m not.

 

I’m not here to get in a pissing match with you. But thanks for calling me a liar.

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You can always use newspaper. Oh wait, there are no more newspapers.

 

I read print newspaper every day.

 

You're lying.

 

No, I’m not.

 

I’m not here to get in a pissing match with you. But thanks for calling me a liar.

 

I was just kidding.

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You can always use newspaper. Oh wait, there are no more newspapers.

 

I read print newspaper every day.

 

You're lying.

 

No, I’m not.

 

I’m not here to get in a pissing match with you. But thanks for calling me a liar.

 

I was just kidding.

 

Hahaha

 

Haha

 

Ha

 

 

 

 

:facepalm:

 

 

 

No worries, let’s move on. :)

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You can always use newspaper. Oh wait, there are no more newspapers.

 

I read print newspaper every day.

 

You're lying.

 

No, I’m not.

 

I’m not here to get in a pissing match with you. But thanks for calling me a liar.

 

I was just kidding.

 

Hahaha

 

Haha

 

Ha

 

 

 

 

:facepalm:

 

 

 

No worries, let’s move on. :)

 

No. Seriously. I need to be kicked in the ass for that one. Form a line people. Form a line.

 

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I'm here for the bootin'

 

I would much rather have bullfrogs than this freaking virus.

 

“Well, that's what happens when you introduce foreign species into an ecosystem that can't handle them.“

 

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Tom Hanks is currently more than 7,000 miles away from Hollywood, preparing to film Baz Luhrmann’s upcoming Elvis Presley biopic in Australia. But last night’s news that he and his wife, Rita Wilson, tested positive for the coronavirus feels, in some ways, like the most seismic news the U.S. has received since the pandemic reached our shores.

 

 

Uh... it does?

 

:facepalm:

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Tom Hanks is currently more than 7,000 miles away from Hollywood, preparing to film Baz Luhrmann’s upcoming Elvis Presley biopic in Australia. But last night’s news that he and his wife, Rita Wilson, tested positive for the coronavirus feels, in some ways, like the most seismic news the U.S. has received since the pandemic reached our shores.

 

 

Uh... it does?

 

:facepalm:

 

Didn't you know that nothing is ever a real problem until it affects Celebrities? :eyeroll:

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Tom Hanks is currently more than 7,000 miles away from Hollywood, preparing to film Baz Luhrmann’s upcoming Elvis Presley biopic in Australia. But last night’s news that he and his wife, Rita Wilson, tested positive for the coronavirus feels, in some ways, like the most seismic news the U.S. has received since the pandemic reached our shores.

 

 

Uh... it does?

 

:facepalm:

 

I like Hanks plenty but when I heard that news it was merely an acknowledgement of “Oh man, that sucks”

 

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My school is on a "distance learning" plan, meaning no one comes to school and we learn from home.

 

 

Kinda cool, actually.

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My school is on a "distance learning" plan, meaning no one comes to school and we learn from home.

 

 

Kinda cool, actually.

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