Lorraine Posted July 25, 2017 Author Share Posted July 25, 2017 Well after reading this thread I'm gonna to go. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need this forum. I don't need anything. Except this ashtray. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... and this paddle game. The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... and this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... and these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... and this lamp. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something?!? Yes. You're such a jerk you forgot to vote. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted July 26, 2017 Author Share Posted July 26, 2017 Only 28 voted yes? We know there are more jerks here than that. Vote. There's nothing to be ashamed of. You're in good company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Only 28 voted yes? We know there are more jerks here than that. Vote. There's nothing to be ashamed of. You're in good company.They should be ashamed of not being jerks! How can anyone function in today's society without being a jerk? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wil1972 Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Only 28 voted yes? We know there are more jerks here than that. Vote. There's nothing to be ashamed of. You're in good company.They should be ashamed of not being jerks! How can anyone function in today's society without being a jerk? It's like a feedback loop - you have to be a jerk to deal with jerks, which breeds more jerks. We will all be jerks by the end! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted July 26, 2017 Author Share Posted July 26, 2017 Only 28 voted yes? We know there are more jerks here than that. Vote. There's nothing to be ashamed of. You're in good company.They should be ashamed of not being jerks! How can anyone function in today's society without being a jerk? It can't be easy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Nah, I love y'all too much to be a jerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HemiBeers Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Maybe there's a correlation between jerks and my plummeting sperm count thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted July 26, 2017 Author Share Posted July 26, 2017 (edited) Nah, I love y'all too much to be a jerk.Jack, I think if you knew where this jerk thing originated, you'd join us. Maybe you ought to take a look at the fine group of TRF members who voted "yes," It might change your mind. Edited July 26, 2017 by Lorraine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disk98 Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 The worst part of all of this is that I am going to stay this color. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. JD Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 I try not to be a jerk but sometimes Zumbi brings out the best (or worst) in me! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 (edited) Don't trust whitey! Edited July 28, 2017 by snowdogged 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted July 28, 2017 Author Share Posted July 28, 2017 Don't trust whitey!Stop with your racist nonsense, you jerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I participated in Fraroc's Dad Rock thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted July 28, 2017 Author Share Posted July 28, 2017 I participated in Fraroc's Dad Rock thread. **** :cheers: **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Im 100% a jerk. Even though i mean well. Im a Grade A bastard sometimes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted July 28, 2017 Author Share Posted July 28, 2017 (edited) Im 100% a jerk. Even though i mean well. Im a Grade A bastard sometimes. Don't fret. You're in good company. :) Edited July 28, 2017 by Lorraine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 Im 100% a jerk. Even though i mean well. Im a Grade A bastard sometimes. Don't fret. You're in good company. :) Oh I know haha! (Also ate a steak today. Nearly took a pic to prove it but battery died). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted July 28, 2017 Author Share Posted July 28, 2017 Im 100% a jerk. Even though i mean well. Im a Grade A bastard sometimes. Don't fret. You're in good company. :) Oh I know haha! (Also ate a steak today. Nearly took a pic to prove it but battery died). :cheers: Steak is good for you. Lots of protein which is what you need. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Im 100% a jerk. Even though i mean well. Im a Grade A bastard sometimes. Don't fret. You're in good company. :) Oh I know haha! (Also ate a steak today. Nearly took a pic to prove it but battery died). :cheers: Steak is good for you. Lots of protein which is what you need. Tasty too! I have calmed down a lot this last week. Peaks and valleys. Thats what i need to remember. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMCXII Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 BMW driver - automatic jerk My son has a z3 drift car.. Total hot rod. His next move is to have the exhaust shoot flames.. Is he a jerk?? (Nm. Dont answer that lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 BMW driver - automatic jerk My son has a z3 drift car.. Total hot rod. His next move is to have the exhaust shoot flames.. Is he a jerk?? (Nm. Dont answer that lol) In 20 years he'll laugh at himself. In the meantime, you can laugh at him today. :P 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 I don't have any issues. Being tall I am all in proportion. Until my skinny jeans fail me and i have to hide behind...anything... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Is this thread about me??? I mean ME??? NARCISSIST? EGO MANIAC? SELF ABSORBED JERK!!! ME ME ME!!! I love a good rant! I love a good argument! Perhaps I am the FORUM ASSHOLE!!! Yes! I love "The Jerk!" Love, Steve Martin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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