treeduck Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 I don't even survive a zombie film for more than 5 minutes... :P 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Permanent-Rush Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 30 days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReRushed Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 73 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 12, 2016 Author Share Posted October 12, 2016 ok, took the test: You would last 72 days of a zombie apocalypse, you're a Trooper! You put everything you've got into survival, but in the end it will come down to a single fatal mistake. Your survival instincts are good, but there's always room for improvement I said that I would "share the last can of food", maybe that's the "room for improvement" ? But in reality ( like any of this is lol ), but, you cannot depend on cans of food !! .. If you are going to survive, finding cans of food is going to eventually end up being futile ..Well yeah, cans of food won't last but that was in the quiz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 12, 2016 Author Share Posted October 12, 2016 88 days. I beat you all. Did you share the can of food, or, kill for it ??No way does a guy who hordes Rush albums like Zumbi does share anything. He'd kill an old woman for an extra can of oil sardines...except Lita Ford. He wouldn't kill her. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 12, 2016 Author Share Posted October 12, 2016 88 days. I beat you all. Did you share the can of food, or, kill for it ?? Kill ofcourse. Why would I share?Classic! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 You would last 68 days of a zombie apocalypse, you're a Trooper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 13, 2016 Author Share Posted October 13, 2016 You would last 68 days of a zombie apocalypse, you're a Trooper!Looks like we die on the same day! We're a couple of dead troopers! I'm thinking Iron Maiden. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 (edited) So far the two biggest wimps are me and Surrender with Chica not far behind. Or ahead. Edited October 13, 2016 by Lorraine 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 13, 2016 Author Share Posted October 13, 2016 So far the two biggest wimps are me and Surrender. And the two biggest survivors are Turbine Freight and Zumbi. TF is likely in a tower with a magical endless supply of ammo and shooting anything below that moves. Including tumbleweeds. Zumbi is locked in a bank vault with his Rush albums, a million cans of Hormel spam, and Lita Ford. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 I'd last 61 days haha Doubt it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 So far the two biggest wimps are me and Surrender. And the two biggest survivors are Turbine Freight and Zumbi. TF is likely in a tower with a magical endless supply of ammo and shooting anything below that moves. Including tumbleweeds. Zumbi is locked in a bank vault with his Rush albums, a million cans of Hormel spam, and Lita Ford. And his Russian bootleg. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 67 days. I wouldn't kill for the last can of food but I would fight for it. Killing for it could be an option depending on how hungry I am. Killing someone for a can of food, even in a zombie apocalypse, seems like a bit much to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 13, 2016 Author Share Posted October 13, 2016 I'd last 61 days haha Doubt it...You'd wrap yourself in fifty dozen of your scarves for protection. That ingenious technique would work for 61 days but no longer. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 13, 2016 Author Share Posted October 13, 2016 67 days. I wouldn't kill for the last can of food but I would fight for it. Killing for it could be an option depending on how hungry I am. Killing someone for a can of food, even in a zombie apocalypse, seems like a bit much to me.Would you break someone's legs for a can of beanie weanies if you heard your stomach growling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 I'd last 61 days haha Doubt it...You'd wrap yourself in fifty dozen of your scarves for protection. That ingenious technique would work for 61 days but no longer. Actually...you have a point haha! But it might take 61 days to wrap them all :laughing guy: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 67 days. I wouldn't kill for the last can of food but I would fight for it. Killing for it could be an option depending on how hungry I am. Killing someone for a can of food, even in a zombie apocalypse, seems like a bit much to me. Not to get political. But if it was Trump, I'd be alright haha 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 13, 2016 Author Share Posted October 13, 2016 I'd last 61 days haha Doubt it...You'd wrap yourself in fifty dozen of your scarves for protection. That ingenious technique would work for 61 days but no longer. Actually...you have a point haha! But it might take 61 days to wrap them all :laughing guy: Perhaps it's one month to wrap yourself then one month 'til you die! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 13, 2016 Author Share Posted October 13, 2016 67 days. I wouldn't kill for the last can of food but I would fight for it. Killing for it could be an option depending on how hungry I am. Killing someone for a can of food, even in a zombie apocalypse, seems like a bit much to me. Not to get political. But if it was Trump, I'd be alright hahaI'd kill him for an empty can! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 (edited) I'd last 61 days haha Doubt it...You'd wrap yourself in fifty dozen of your scarves for protection. That ingenious technique would work for 61 days but no longer. Actually...you have a point haha! But it might take 61 days to wrap them all :laughing guy: Perhaps it's one month to wrap yourself then one month 'til you die! Knowing me I'd pass a mirror or window and be like "I look ridiculous". Then I'd start pouting and preening and dressing down to look and feel better and then get chomped down. Honestly I know my vanity will be the death of me...I've accepted it haha! Edited October 13, 2016 by Segue Myles 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 But why fight or kill for the last can of food if there's no more food to be had after that can is gone? You're going to die from starvation anyway, and that last can of food isn't going to save you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 13, 2016 Author Share Posted October 13, 2016 I'd last 61 days haha Doubt it...You'd wrap yourself in fifty dozen of your scarves for protection. That ingenious technique would work for 61 days but no longer. Actually...you have a point haha! But it might take 61 days to wrap them all :laughing guy: Perhaps it's one month to wrap yourself then one month 'til you die! Knowing me I'd pass a mirror or window and be like "I look ridiculous". Then I'd start pouting and preening and dressing down to look and feel better and then get chomped down. Honestly I know my vanity will be the death of me...I've accepted it haha!I'll probably die in a comic shop while reading some old 1970s issue of The Avengers. Distracted by that while some zombie bites my leg. "Hold on you bastard! One more page!!! One more page!!!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 13, 2016 Author Share Posted October 13, 2016 But why fight or kill for the last can of food if there's no more food to be had after that can is gone? You're going to die from starvation anyway, and that last can of food isn't going to save you.Greed and desperation and fear and instinct to survive 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Not Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 62 days Answered honestly, didn't try to go for the highest result possible. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 I answered honestly too. That's why I did so poorly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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