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#1 BowlCity

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Posted 21 January 2016 - 04:42 PM

http://abcnews.go.co...ory?id=10065885

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Internet punsters are celebrating Megan Barnes as Florida's "Pubic Enemy," others are chattering about her "razor sharp focus."
The 37-year-old Barnes catapulted to instant fame for an alleged multi-tasking mash-up that earned the bottle-blonde's mug shot a spot on hundreds of Web sites.

According to a startled Florida Highway Patrol trooper, Barnes was shaving her bikini area while driving south on the famed Overseas Highway when she crashed into the rear of an SUV March 2.

In the police report obtained by ABC News, the trim job was apparently essential because the arresting officer, trooper Gary Dunick, said the Indiana native told him she was heading to Key West visit her boyfriend.


"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Dunick told the Key West Citizen.

It gets weirder. In order to pay full attention to her sensitive regions, police say Barnes enlisted her ex-husband, Charles Judy, who was riding shotgun, to hold the wheel.

Yes, her ex-husband.

Their tag-team driving went awry when an SUV driving in front of them slowed to turn. Barnes' 1995 Thunderbird smashed into it. Two of the SUV's passengers suffered minor injuries, police say. Barnes shouldn't have been driving that Thunderbird, since she had been convicted the previous day for driving under the influence and driving with a suspended license.


According to the arrest report, it was the sixth time her license had been suspended.

After the accident, Barnes and Judy drove off, police say. The Thunderbird limped a few hundred yards before the couple switched seats. "She jumps in the back seat and he moves over," Dunick told the Citizen. "It was like the old comedy bit, 'Who's on first?'"

But the attempt to claim that Judy, not Barnes, was driving was also doomed. Judy had visible burns on his chest he claimed came from the exploding airbag, but only the passenger side airbag deployed, according to the police report.

So Dunick charged Barnes with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of an accident with injuries and driving with no insurance. Judy was not charged.

According to the arrest affidavit, the trooper asked her afterward why she didn't hit the brakes when she saw the SUV. She answered bluntly, "I told you, I was shaving."

"If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it," Dunick told the Citizen.

"About 10 years ago, I stopped a guy in the exact same spot... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it."


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#2 BowlCity

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Posted 21 January 2016 - 04:43 PM

Shaving your whoha while driving? :laughing guy:

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Posted 21 January 2016 - 04:48 PM

Gives a whole new meaning to waxing your car.

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Posted 21 January 2016 - 05:06 PM

I'm speechless!   :facepalm:

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Posted 21 January 2016 - 05:44 PM

Wow, seems kinda bush league.

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Posted 21 January 2016 - 07:29 PM

 djflex, on 21 January 2016 - 05:44 PM, said:

Wow, seems kinda bush league.

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Posted 21 January 2016 - 07:30 PM

 djflex, on 21 January 2016 - 05:44 PM, said:

Wow, seems kinda bush league.

Actually, would it be anti-bush league? :chickendance:

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Posted 21 January 2016 - 07:31 PM

Who hasn't done that?

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Posted 21 January 2016 - 09:04 PM

Well, Florida IS shaped like a dick.

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Posted 21 January 2016 - 09:07 PM

When forced to explain why there was hair on the drivers seat when she sold the car, she said she had a cat that shed.

Totally plausible.

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Posted 21 January 2016 - 09:09 PM

Gee, what won't a nice girl do for love?

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Posted 21 January 2016 - 09:57 PM

Florida.

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Posted 21 January 2016 - 10:13 PM

:lol:

The ex-husband is the most confusing bit in the story

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Posted 21 January 2016 - 10:48 PM

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Posted 22 January 2016 - 07:16 AM

This story was funnier in 2010, when I read it the first time.

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Posted 22 January 2016 - 06:43 PM

 Dr. Sheldon Cooper, on 22 January 2016 - 07:16 AM, said:

This story was funnier in 2010, when I read it the first time and it really turned me on.

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Posted 29 January 2016 - 10:37 AM

Here hun let me hold the wheel.. you finish shaving that bush,  we're almost at your boyfriend's house..

I think I smell something fishy here.. they wuz planning some threeway action!

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.. so I guess when you have 2 birds in hand, you don't need the bush..!

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Posted 29 January 2016 - 01:09 PM

So with this,

The "Drunk Girls" thread can reopen? :huh: :madra:

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Posted 29 January 2016 - 01:25 PM

I'm assuming the thread title is sarcastic.

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Posted 25 March 2016 - 02:38 PM

No, I have never done that.  The only crazy thing I've done lately was pitch the idea to several government officials that we should have a women's college in my province.  There is only one women's college in all of Canada (way out in Ontario).  There are DOZENS of them in the US.




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