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BEARDS in 2019 heading towards 2020, yes or no?

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Poll: The BEARD POLL (10 member(s) have cast votes)

Are men better with a beard or not? Is a shaved man like a shaved LION?

  1. Yes men must have a full extravagant beard, everyone knows women respect them more when they're bearded and full of beardy beardy madness (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  2. No men with beards look unkempt, weird, creepy or suspicious (1 votes [10.00%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 10.00%

  3. Both are equally good (1 votes [10.00%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 10.00%

  4. Both can be bad it depends on the guy (1 votes [10.00%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 10.00%

  5. Some men need a beard to look like themselves, without it they look unmanly, like their chin has disappeared down their neck or something (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  6. Some men just look crap with a beard like a 70's porn star gone wrong (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  7. Some men can't grow a full beard and those pubey bullshit beards are a disgrace and an embarrassment (2 votes [20.00%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 20.00%

  8. Some men look like the last chicken in the shop when they're clean shaven (1 votes [10.00%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 10.00%

  9. I like women with beards but only if they look hot! (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  10. I like stubble but not a beard, a beard makes me think of Charles Manson (1 votes [10.00%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 10.00%

  11. I prefer exactly 15 days of growth then they have to shave it and start again, 15 is my middle name (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  12. I like a nicely manicured beard but not a mass of hair that looks like arse end of a mammoth (1 votes [10.00%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 10.00%

  13. I prefer a HUGE ZZ Top style beard or nothing (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  14. I prefer a man with a beard on his head (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  15. bald head and a beard is the way I style myself, bald like Kojak and bearded like Grizzly Adams! (1 votes [10.00%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 10.00%

  16. A man without a beard is like a tiger without stripes, like an elephant without his trunk, like a spider without legs! (1 votes [10.00%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 10.00%

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#1 treeduck

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Posted 27 November 2019 - 06:35 PM

Are beards good or not in this day and age in the post-hipster era?

Edited by treeduck, 28 November 2019 - 12:22 AM.


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Posted 27 November 2019 - 06:49 PM

Are they working on a new record?

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Posted 27 November 2019 - 06:50 PM

View Postgrep, on 27 November 2019 - 06:49 PM, said:

Are they working on a new record?
ZZ Top?

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Posted 27 November 2019 - 08:09 PM

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Posted 27 November 2019 - 08:14 PM

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Posted 27 November 2019 - 08:43 PM

I have a gotee, which wifey likes. Apparently it tickles ....

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Posted 27 November 2019 - 08:48 PM

View Postedhunter, on 27 November 2019 - 08:43 PM, said:

I have a gotee, which wifey likes. Apparently it tickles ....
I forgot about them!

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Posted 27 November 2019 - 09:51 PM

I’d trim mine by now but I’m headed out to Utah for family this weekend and it’s snowing.  I’ll go to Great Clips next week since I’m due for a haircut as well.

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Posted 27 November 2019 - 10:12 PM

View Postedhunter, on 27 November 2019 - 08:43 PM, said:

I have a gotee, which wifey likes. Apparently it tickles ....

A Goatee or a Van Dyke?

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Posted 27 November 2019 - 10:47 PM

Round about August, I stopped trimming my beard and intended to go full Santa by Christmas. Long story short, in the ensuing power struggle, my wife won, and the gnarliness has been tamed; it's still longer than ever, but not full-on Moses/Walt Whitman/Karl Marx bushy like I wanted.

I do still like saying "filthy bearded hipsters," though.

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Posted 28 November 2019 - 12:19 AM

View PostNova Carmina, on 27 November 2019 - 10:47 PM, said:

Round about August, I stopped trimming my beard and intended to go full Santa by Christmas. Long story short, in the ensuing power struggle, my wife won, and the gnarliness has been tamed; it's still longer than ever, but not full-on Moses/Walt Whitman/Karl Marx bushy like I wanted.

I do still like saying "filthy bearded hipsters," though.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Posted 28 November 2019 - 12:21 AM

View PostNova Carmina, on 27 November 2019 - 10:47 PM, said:

Round about August, I stopped trimming my beard and intended to go full Santa by Christmas. Long story short, in the ensuing power struggle, my wife won, and the gnarliness has been tamed; it's still longer than ever, but not full-on Moses/Walt Whitman/Karl Marx bushy like I wanted.

I do still like saying "filthy bearded hipsters," though.
With your name Nova Carmina you don't sound like someone with a Moses beard, or any other beard. You come over as a baby face type.

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Posted 28 November 2019 - 01:32 AM

View Posttreeduck, on 28 November 2019 - 12:21 AM, said:

View PostNova Carmina, on 27 November 2019 - 10:47 PM, said:

Round about August, I stopped trimming my beard and intended to go full Santa by Christmas. Long story short, in the ensuing power struggle, my wife won, and the gnarliness has been tamed; it's still longer than ever, but not full-on Moses/Walt Whitman/Karl Marx bushy like I wanted.

I do still like saying "filthy bearded hipsters," though.
With your name Nova Carmina you don't sound like someone with a Moses beard, or any other beard. You come over as a baby face type.

I imagined the one labeled “friendly mutton chops”

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Posted 28 November 2019 - 04:44 PM

View PostJohnnyBlaze, on 28 November 2019 - 01:32 AM, said:

View Posttreeduck, on 28 November 2019 - 12:21 AM, said:

View PostNova Carmina, on 27 November 2019 - 10:47 PM, said:

Round about August, I stopped trimming my beard and intended to go full Santa by Christmas. Long story short, in the ensuing power struggle, my wife won, and the gnarliness has been tamed; it's still longer than ever, but not full-on Moses/Walt Whitman/Karl Marx bushy like I wanted.

I do still like saying "filthy bearded hipsters," though.
With your name Nova Carmina you don't sound like someone with a Moses beard, or any other beard. You come over as a baby face type.

I imagined the one labeled “friendly mutton chops”

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Unfriendly Mutton Chops

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Posted 28 November 2019 - 05:02 PM

I don't like beards at all.

And I especially dislike mustaches.

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Posted 28 November 2019 - 05:37 PM

View PostLorraine, on 28 November 2019 - 05:02 PM, said:

I don't like beards at all.

And I especially dislike mustaches.
Then go clean shaven Lorraine! :d13:

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Posted 28 November 2019 - 05:41 PM

View Posttreeduck, on 28 November 2019 - 05:37 PM, said:

View PostLorraine, on 28 November 2019 - 05:02 PM, said:

I don't like beards at all.

And I especially dislike mustaches.
Then go clean shaven Lorraine! :d13:

Someone’s got to look like ‘80s Tom Selleck in order to not look shady wearing a mustache.
Peart’s handlebar in the 70s was good though.
Other than those two I can’t think of anyone else.

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Posted 28 November 2019 - 05:45 PM

View PostHemiBeers, on 28 November 2019 - 04:44 PM, said:

View PostJohnnyBlaze, on 28 November 2019 - 01:32 AM, said:

View Posttreeduck, on 28 November 2019 - 12:21 AM, said:

View PostNova Carmina, on 27 November 2019 - 10:47 PM, said:

Round about August, I stopped trimming my beard and intended to go full Santa by Christmas. Long story short, in the ensuing power struggle, my wife won, and the gnarliness has been tamed; it's still longer than ever, but not full-on Moses/Walt Whitman/Karl Marx bushy like I wanted.

I do still like saying "filthy bearded hipsters," though.
With your name Nova Carmina you don't sound like someone with a Moses beard, or any other beard. You come over as a baby face type.

I imagined the one labeled “friendly mutton chops”

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Unfriendly Mutton Chops

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Holy shit - for a second there i thought that was Total Recall’s Kuato on Lemmy’s face

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Posted 28 November 2019 - 08:44 PM

View PostJohnnyBlaze, on 28 November 2019 - 05:41 PM, said:

View Posttreeduck, on 28 November 2019 - 05:37 PM, said:

View PostLorraine, on 28 November 2019 - 05:02 PM, said:

I don't like beards at all.

And I especially dislike mustaches.
Then go clean shaven Lorraine! :d13:

Someone’s got to look like ‘80s Tom Selleck in order to not look shady wearing a mustache.
Peart’s handlebar in the 70s was good though.
Other than those two I can’t think of anyone else.
All hail Herbert John Streicher!
Better known by his stage pseudonym of Harry Reems, whose facial hair while playing Doctor Young in "Deep Throat" brought on the term "pornstache."

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Posted 29 November 2019 - 09:55 PM

View PostJohnnyBlaze, on 28 November 2019 - 05:41 PM, said:

View Posttreeduck, on 28 November 2019 - 05:37 PM, said:

View PostLorraine, on 28 November 2019 - 05:02 PM, said:

I don't like beards at all.

And I especially dislike mustaches.
Then go clean shaven Lorraine! :d13:

Someone’s got to look like ‘80s Tom Selleck in order to not look shady wearing a mustache.
Peart’s handlebar in the 70s was good though.
Other than those two I can’t think of anyone else.
Never understood that. It must be a generational thing. Although lately i have seen a couple of 20-something guys with a mustache without the curlicues. I have my full winter beard back and I'm letting my hair grow back out, so I guess I kinda look like a '70's Southern Rock star.





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