Disembodied Spirit Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Eli Roth, Bruce Willis as Charles Bronson....ok, you have my attentionDon't screw it up http://consequenceofsound.net/2016/06/eli-roth-to-direct-death-wish-remake-starring-bruce-willis/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 http://videoeta.com/images/news2015/StraightOuttaHollywood.jpg 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 The only Eli Roth-directed film I've seen is Hostel...and that was absolute garbage. Listening to some interviews with him talking about movies makes me think there's more garbage from him to come. I don't mind Bruce but a Death Wish reboot done by Roth wreaks of uselessness. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 OMG I rarely respond in here because I hate Hollywood. NO MORE IDEAS. REMAKE SHIT GLIT CITY! DUH! A DEATH WISH remake? So stupid. RIP CHARLES BRONSON. You young kids have no fuckingg clue. Sad. So what's next? When will they remake "Halloween?" Oh shit? CarpenterZombieCarpenter I'm sick. When will they remake "Prince Of Darkness?" "Escape From New York" Starring THE ROCK? FUKK HOLLYWOOD. The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. "Sign Of The Times" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Queensryche 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disembodied Spirit Posted June 21, 2016 Author Share Posted June 21, 2016 And Bronson was like in his 50s when he made Death Wish.....Willis is at least 60 now...,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Eli Roth is one of the biggest, most overrated hacks in the movie business. Bruce Willis is obviously willing to do anything to keep himself an action movie star, this is ridiculous. I hope it flops and Eli Roth puts all his unearned earnings to good use and retires young. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 http://videoeta.com/images/news2015/StraightOuttaHollywood.jpg Truer words have never been spoken. Good, original American films are a very endangered species. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReRushed Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 (edited) The original Death Wish is what it is, perfect in itself. Personally, I don't hate and, at the same time, I don't love it. It's an awkward film with mix messages and it's locked in its era. It's a dirty, gritty 1970s New York City film. It looks filthy. It makes you feel filthy. I watch it every time I come across it on cable. I guess Eli Roth wants to re-interpret for the revenge porn crowd. I couldn't care less. Edited June 21, 2016 by ReRushed 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Cabin Fever was quite possibly the worst, most forced POS I have ever seen I echo the sentiments already stated about Roth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Cabin Fever was quite possibly the worst, most forced POS I have ever seen I echo the sentiments already stated about Roth His cannibal movie was even worse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjbear05 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Unfortunately the trend is also ongoing in the world of I Am the Slime. The latest being Mike Epps's sorry ass job of reprising John Candy's Uncle Buck.Disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Cabin Fever was quite possibly the worst, most forced POS I have ever seen I echo the sentiments already stated about Roth His cannibal movie was even worse.Green Inferno. Didn't see it after I noticed Roth made it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Unfortunately the trend is also ongoing in the world of I Am the Slime. The latest being Mike Epps's sorry ass job of reprising John Candy's Uncle Buck.Disgusting.They did a remake with Mike Epps as Uncle Buck?! Really?! That sounds like crap!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Cabin Fever was quite possibly the worst, most forced POS I have ever seen I echo the sentiments already stated about Roth His cannibal movie was even worse.Green Inferno. Didn't see it after I noticed Roth made it. It's not my fault I saw it. But it cemented my opinion that Eli Roth is a terrible director. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Cabin Fever was quite possibly the worst, most forced POS I have ever seen I echo the sentiments already stated about Roth His cannibal movie was even worse.Green Inferno. Didn't see it after I noticed Roth made it. It's not my fault I saw it. But it cemented my opinion that Eli Roth is a terrible director."Not my fault" Don't worry, I've seen tons of garbage I was roped into. Sometimes we just fall into it like quicksand. Speaking of "roped into", I watched the DVD "Making Of" for Hostel and one bit had Roth taking the viewers through the studio's back offices etc until we reach the bathroom. He makes some stupid joke then shows the skid marks someone left inside the toilet bowl. He makes more stupid comments regarding the streaks like some immature 13 year old then laughs at his own joke. A behind the scenes look at his latest movie and Roth's showing viewers the brown stains in a toilet bowl?! That's not shocking, that's moronic. How relative, imaginative, interesting, and above all, classy! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Cabin Fever was quite possibly the worst, most forced POS I have ever seen I echo the sentiments already stated about Roth His cannibal movie was even worse. I'm not sure that is even possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Cabin Fever was quite possibly the worst, most forced POS I have ever seen I echo the sentiments already stated about RothHow about Uwe Boll's House of the Dead? Is Cabin Fever worse? It can't be. Can it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 (edited) Cabin Fever was quite possibly the worst, most forced POS I have ever seen I echo the sentiments already stated about RothHow about Uwe Boll's House of the Dead? Is Cabin Fever worse? It can't be. Can it? I admit that House Of The Dead was one of the few movies I just couldn't finish watching .. It was a joke that was not entertaining or funny .. I was stuck in a theater with Cabin Fever .. but the really annoying aspect of Roth's movies is that he tries so hard to be cutting edge, avant-garde, or whatever you wanna call it ... He thinks he is the only guy who gets the kitsch of the low budget films of the past .. With that in mind, Cabin Fever is worse ... House knows it sucks - Cabin thinks it is smart Edited June 22, 2016 by Lucas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Cabin Fever was quite possibly the worst, most forced POS I have ever seen I echo the sentiments already stated about RothHow about Uwe Boll's House of the Dead? Is Cabin Fever worse? It can't be. Can it? I admit that House Of The Dead was one of the few movies I just couldn't finish watching .. It was a joke that was not entertaining or funny .. I was stuck in a theater with Cabin Fever .. but the really annoying aspect of Roth's movies is that he tries so hard to be cutting edge, avant-garde, or whatever you wanna call it ... He thinks he is the only guy who gets the kitsch of the low budget films of the past .. With that in mind, Cabin Fever is worse ... House knows it sucks - Cabin thinks it is smartYeah, I get that. I've only seen Roth's Hostel and I've only seen Boll's House of the Dead...and yeah, I have to agree that Hostel seemed to think it was cool/stylish BUT it was crap. Meanwhile, House of the Dead knew it was crap but mistakenly thought it was good for being so crap. That's a lot of crap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disembodied Spirit Posted June 22, 2016 Author Share Posted June 22, 2016 I wonder if this will even take place in New York.Bruce Willis is attacked by Brooklyn hipsters..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 I wonder if this will even take place in New York.Bruce Willis is attacked by Brooklyn hipsters..... In other news, a local Brooklyn man is ambushed by a gang on three speed bicycles . . . http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VfyoPqHaseo/TkG_XFWqBQI/AAAAAAAAAf8/y81ZkDywnts/s1600/hipsterzzz.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disembodied Spirit Posted June 22, 2016 Author Share Posted June 22, 2016 I wonder if this will even take place in New York.Bruce Willis is attacked by Brooklyn hipsters..... In other news, a local Brooklyn man is ambushed by a gang on three speed bicycles . . . http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VfyoPqHaseo/TkG_XFWqBQI/AAAAAAAAAf8/y81ZkDywnts/s1600/hipsterzzz.jpgAttacked by crazed Islander fans with cheap beer.What has Brooklyn become???I remember when the worst that would happen there is loose needles poking your feet and muggers stealing your Walkman. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormtron Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Roth is garbage. Truly mind-boggling that they remade Cabin Fever already too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Glad to see i'm not the only one who thinks Eli Roth makes garbage movies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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