Neil Peart or Genital Herpes?

[JohnRogers]

Alone on a small island with Neil Peart and a crate of Macallan 25 year old Scotch but no hope of rescue or the rest of your life with genital herpes living in Austin Texas???

[That One Guy]

Define "small"

[JohnRogers]

Define "small"

8 square miles roughly.

[That One Guy]

I'm not a fan of Texas or herpes

 

Is the island nice, or a total shithole?

[JohnRogers]

I'm not a fan of Texas or herpes

 

Is the island nice, or a total shithole?

Tropical forrest appearing to have never been accounted for by man.

[That One Guy]

Define "small"

8 square miles roughly.

Could the island be configured as 0.5 mile wide by 16 mile long? Neil could be up to 16 miles away from me that way.

[JohnRogers]

Define "small"

8 square miles roughly.

Could the island be configured as 0.5 mile wide by 16 mile long? Neil could be up to 16 miles away from me that way.

More of an oval shape. There may be a strange noise at night from time to time that sounds like a mechanical dinosaur.

[RUSHHEAD666]

This Forum has hit an all time low. But I get it.

[Thunder Bay Rush]

If this is supposed to be a joke, I missed it. Why do people say this type of thing on a RUSH FAN SITE?

 

No wonder Neil avoids fans when he can. I would too.

[Blue J]

If this is supposed to be a joke, I missed it. Why do people say this type of thing on a RUSH FAN SITE?

 

No wonder Neil avoids fans when he can. I would too.

 

I think this thread was only posted to illustrate the ridiculous nature of all of the silly and stupid time-suck Neil threads on the forum in this past week.

 

 

For the record, I'll take the deserted island for 600, Alex.

 

I'll just treat Neil as if I don't know who he is. He'd appreciate that more, I think.

 

And he can have all the Macallan. And once it wears off, then, things will be fine.

[Tony R]

If this is supposed to be a joke, I missed it. Why do people say this type of thing on a RUSH FAN SITE?

 

No wonder Neil avoids fans when he can. I would too.

 

Well he's friends with the guys from South Park so I am pretty sure he'd laugh at the thread title. It's the fawning basement dwellers that he probably dislikes most.

 

[Fridge]

If this is supposed to be a joke, I missed it. Why do people say this type of thing on a RUSH FAN SITE?

 

No wonder Neil avoids fans when he can. I would too.

 

CAPTAIN! WE HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR FAILURE!........I THINK SHE'S GONNA BLOW!

[Alien Girl]

If this is supposed to be a joke, I missed it. Why do people say this type of thing on a RUSH FAN SITE?

 

No wonder Neil avoids fans when he can. I would too.

 

I think this thread was only posted to illustrate the ridiculous nature of all of the silly and stupid time-suck Neil threads on the forum in this past week.

 

 

For the record, I'll take the deserted island for 600, Alex.

 

I'll just treat Neil as if I don't know who he is. He'd appreciate that more, I think.

 

And he can have all the Macallan. And once it wears off, then, things will be fine.

 

Alex taught us all how to greek dance on a deserted island once...we voted him leader, not sure why, because that's all he did.

 

 

 

 

 

(this was in a dream I had)

[Segue Myles]

If this is supposed to be a joke, I missed it. Why do people say this type of thing on a RUSH FAN SITE?

 

No wonder Neil avoids fans when he can. I would too.

 

I think this thread was only posted to illustrate the ridiculous nature of all of the silly and stupid time-suck Neil threads on the forum in this past week.

 

 

For the record, I'll take the deserted island for 600, Alex.

 

I'll just treat Neil as if I don't know who he is. He'd appreciate that more, I think.

 

And he can have all the Macallan. And once it wears off, then, things will be fine.

 

Alex taught us all how to greek dance on a deserted island once...we voted him leader, not sure why, because that's all he did.

 

 

 

 

 

(this was in a dream I had)

 

I remember this all too well...

 

I never want to tap into your mind ever again...what has been seen can never be unseen...

[Day of Light]

f**k it. I'll take the herpes, John.

[Lorraine]

f**k it. I'll take the herpes, John.

 

Honestly, I would too.

[JohnRogers]

f**k it. I'll take the herpes, John.

 

Honestly, I would too.

Austin Texas!

8 out of 10 RUSH fans prefer a life in Austin with Genital Herpes over being marooned with Neil Peart!

 

http://www.textmah.com/sites/apr/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/sxsw-09-austin-texas.jpeg

http://www.neilpeart.net/news/december_2012/Desert%20Rat-CR.jpg

 

Come On Down to Austin Y'All!

 

 

 

Austin Tourism and Visitor Commission

[Lorraine]

:lol:

[Your_Lion]

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[LedRush]

Not seeing my family till I die or herpes? How did anyone not vote for herpes?

[JohnRogers]

Not seeing my family till I die or herpes? How did anyone not vote for herpes?

Some people, a small few think they love Neil Peart more than their family.

[JohnnyBlaze]

Just pretend you don't know Peart and everything's grand. He's a knowledgable, well traveled guy so it'd be alright.

We got booze anyway!

So yeah, I'll take the Scotch and shipwreck.

[JohnnyBlaze]

Not seeing my family till I die or herpes? How did anyone not vote for herpes?

Find a way off. Hanks and Wilson did.

Peart (who looks like Hanks anyway) & JB > Hanks & Wilson...but only marginally

[LedRush]

Not seeing my family till I die or herpes? How did anyone not vote for herpes?

Find a way off. Hanks and Wilson did.

Peart (who looks like Hanks anyway) & JB > Hanks & Wilson...but only marginally

 

Read the hypo again.

[JohnnyBlaze]

Not seeing my family till I die or herpes? How did anyone not vote for herpes?

Find a way off. Hanks and Wilson did.

Peart (who looks like Hanks anyway) & JB > Hanks & Wilson...but only marginally

 

Read the hypo again.

A bullshit thread requires my bullshit answers