JohnRogers Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Alone on a small island with Neil Peart and a crate of Macallan 25 year old Scotch but no hope of rescue or the rest of your life with genital herpes living in Austin Texas??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That One Guy Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Define "small" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted March 26, 2016 Author Share Posted March 26, 2016 Define "small"8 square miles roughly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That One Guy Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 I'm not a fan of Texas or herpes Is the island nice, or a total shithole? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted March 26, 2016 Author Share Posted March 26, 2016 I'm not a fan of Texas or herpes Is the island nice, or a total shithole?Tropical forrest appearing to have never been accounted for by man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That One Guy Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Define "small"8 square miles roughly.Could the island be configured as 0.5 mile wide by 16 mile long? Neil could be up to 16 miles away from me that way. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted March 26, 2016 Author Share Posted March 26, 2016 Define "small"8 square miles roughly.Could the island be configured as 0.5 mile wide by 16 mile long? Neil could be up to 16 miles away from me that way.More of an oval shape. There may be a strange noise at night from time to time that sounds like a mechanical dinosaur. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 This Forum has hit an all time low. But I get it. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunder Bay Rush Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 If this is supposed to be a joke, I missed it. Why do people say this type of thing on a RUSH FAN SITE? No wonder Neil avoids fans when he can. I would too. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue J Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 If this is supposed to be a joke, I missed it. Why do people say this type of thing on a RUSH FAN SITE? No wonder Neil avoids fans when he can. I would too. I think this thread was only posted to illustrate the ridiculous nature of all of the silly and stupid time-suck Neil threads on the forum in this past week. For the record, I'll take the deserted island for 600, Alex. I'll just treat Neil as if I don't know who he is. He'd appreciate that more, I think. And he can have all the Macallan. And once it wears off, then, things will be fine. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony R Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 If this is supposed to be a joke, I missed it. Why do people say this type of thing on a RUSH FAN SITE? No wonder Neil avoids fans when he can. I would too. Well he's friends with the guys from South Park so I am pretty sure he'd laugh at the thread title. It's the fawning basement dwellers that he probably dislikes most. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 If this is supposed to be a joke, I missed it. Why do people say this type of thing on a RUSH FAN SITE? No wonder Neil avoids fans when he can. I would too. CAPTAIN! WE HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR FAILURE!........I THINK SHE'S GONNA BLOW! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Girl Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 If this is supposed to be a joke, I missed it. Why do people say this type of thing on a RUSH FAN SITE? No wonder Neil avoids fans when he can. I would too. I think this thread was only posted to illustrate the ridiculous nature of all of the silly and stupid time-suck Neil threads on the forum in this past week. For the record, I'll take the deserted island for 600, Alex. I'll just treat Neil as if I don't know who he is. He'd appreciate that more, I think. And he can have all the Macallan. And once it wears off, then, things will be fine. Alex taught us all how to greek dance on a deserted island once...we voted him leader, not sure why, because that's all he did. (this was in a dream I had) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 If this is supposed to be a joke, I missed it. Why do people say this type of thing on a RUSH FAN SITE? No wonder Neil avoids fans when he can. I would too. I think this thread was only posted to illustrate the ridiculous nature of all of the silly and stupid time-suck Neil threads on the forum in this past week. For the record, I'll take the deserted island for 600, Alex. I'll just treat Neil as if I don't know who he is. He'd appreciate that more, I think. And he can have all the Macallan. And once it wears off, then, things will be fine. Alex taught us all how to greek dance on a deserted island once...we voted him leader, not sure why, because that's all he did. (this was in a dream I had) I remember this all too well... I never want to tap into your mind ever again...what has been seen can never be unseen... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day of Light Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 f**k it. I'll take the herpes, John. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 f**k it. I'll take the herpes, John. Honestly, I would too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted March 26, 2016 Author Share Posted March 26, 2016 f**k it. I'll take the herpes, John. Honestly, I would too.Austin Texas!8 out of 10 RUSH fans prefer a life in Austin with Genital Herpes over being marooned with Neil Peart! http://www.textmah.com/sites/apr/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/sxsw-09-austin-texas.jpeghttp://www.neilpeart.net/news/december_2012/Desert%20Rat-CR.jpg Come On Down to Austin Y'All! Austin Tourism and Visitor Commission 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 http://ih1.redbubble.net/image.10101168.2318/sticker,375x360.u2.png 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LedRush Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 Not seeing my family till I die or herpes? How did anyone not vote for herpes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted March 27, 2016 Author Share Posted March 27, 2016 Not seeing my family till I die or herpes? How did anyone not vote for herpes?Some people, a small few think they love Neil Peart more than their family. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 Just pretend you don't know Peart and everything's grand. He's a knowledgable, well traveled guy so it'd be alright.We got booze anyway! So yeah, I'll take the Scotch and shipwreck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 Not seeing my family till I die or herpes? How did anyone not vote for herpes?Find a way off. Hanks and Wilson did. Peart (who looks like Hanks anyway) & JB > Hanks & Wilson...but only marginally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LedRush Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 Not seeing my family till I die or herpes? How did anyone not vote for herpes?Find a way off. Hanks and Wilson did. Peart (who looks like Hanks anyway) & JB > Hanks & Wilson...but only marginally Read the hypo again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 Not seeing my family till I die or herpes? How did anyone not vote for herpes?Find a way off. Hanks and Wilson did. Peart (who looks like Hanks anyway) & JB > Hanks & Wilson...but only marginally Read the hypo again.A bullshit thread requires my bullshit answers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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