Digital Man Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good. /quick derail Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I wouldn't know cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf***er. /*back on the rail 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Man Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 What's the difference between vegan and vegitarian? Vegetarians don't eat dead animals (or things like gelatin made from dead animals) but will eat eggs and milk products. Vegans don't eat any animal products at all, and often don't wear leather or wool either. And they both have bowel movements that could fell a forest of sequoias. We've got one of each currently in the office and you do. Not. Follow them into the bathroom after lunch. The same applied to the three other we've had come and go in the 7 years I've worked here. (Another thing I've noticed - you can leave 10 cans of Febreze in each stall and the worst offenders never realize it's meant for them). I realize I'm generalizing based on a sample of five, but what is up with that? Is it all the beans? During my own 2 years in the vegetarian world I probably wasn't the best about maintaining a balanced diet (I was in college - nobody eats balanced meals in college) but I don't remember my roommates ever complaining about me stinking up the shared bathroom. So, without getting TMI, I don't really have this problem. Certainly it's no worse than the average person. And as far as the beans myth, if a person isn't used to eating a certain food (beans, fruit, tons of veggies, etc.) at first it may cause, uh, intestinal differences. But after a short while your body gets used to processing that food and everything goes back to normal. Does it ever. I wanted to start eating healthier a few months back and figured I'd change my breakfast to oatmeal from toast. Heart healthy...etc. Two days in my stomach was not happy. I read up a bit about it and turns you want to introduce "real" oatmeal, raw oats to your diet slowly, don't have a full cup+ serving a few days in a row. That was a lesson learned. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 What's the difference between vegan and vegitarian? Vegetarians don't eat dead animals (or things like gelatin made from dead animals) but will eat eggs and milk products. Vegans don't eat any animal products at all, and often don't wear leather or wool either. And they both have bowel movements that could fell a forest of sequoias. We've got one of each currently in the office and you do. Not. Follow them into the bathroom after lunch. The same applied to the three other we've had come and go in the 7 years I've worked here. (Another thing I've noticed - you can leave 10 cans of Febreze in each stall and the worst offenders never realize it's meant for them). I realize I'm generalizing based on a sample of five, but what is up with that? Is it all the beans? During my own 2 years in the vegetarian world I probably wasn't the best about maintaining a balanced diet (I was in college - nobody eats balanced meals in college) but I don't remember my roommates ever complaining about me stinking up the shared bathroom. So, without getting TMI, I don't really have this problem. Certainly it's no worse than the average person. And as far as the beans myth, if a person isn't used to eating a certain food (beans, fruit, tons of veggies, etc.) at first it may cause, uh, intestinal differences. But after a short while your body gets used to processing that food and everything goes back to normal. Does it ever. I wanted to start eating healthier a few months back and figured I'd change my breakfast to oatmeal from toast. Heart healthy...etc. Two days in my stomach was not happy. I read up a bit about it and turns you want to introduce "real" oatmeal, raw oats to your diet slowly, don't have a full cup+ serving a few days in a row. That was a lesson learned.Try breakfast chia seed pudding with fresh fruit. I find it fills you up, gives you energy and keeps you regular. Be careful about eating oatmeal... it's not that healthy for you. Quinoa for breakfast mixed with raw oats might be a good way to introduce raw oats to your diet. http://www.yummly.com/recipe/external/Coconut-milk-breakfast-quinoa-333578 This is a great breakfast Quinoa recipe... dairy free too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 All I wanna know is, what can I eat that will make me poop the biggest? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umoveme Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 veggies, chia seeds and Styrofoam. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 veggies, chia seeds and Styrofoam. http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/49042447_zps5f0da9d5.jpg Going shopping now for veggies, chia seeds, and coolers! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umoveme Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 I'm sure you can change the caliber of yer b'tole too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 I'm sure you can change the caliber of yer b'tole too. I'm shooting 9mm pretty much, but looking to up it to 45 or 50 caliber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umoveme Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 yeah, up it!!UP.IT! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 I might need some help. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 What is it about guys and their poops, anyhow? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 I might need some help.You might need to go on some kind of stretching exercise program. It may take sometime to react but you should see some gains at some point..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReRushed Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 If you don't like to eat certain things, for whatever reason - ethics, heatlh, religious, don't eat it. Simple. I just find veganism goes a little too far to the extreme. It's not a perfect diet. But, diet is a case where if it works for you it's the right diet. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathory Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 vegan, vegetarian, anything that's a self-imposed set of rules meant to make your life a lot less fun (or tasty) = not for me 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 (edited) vegan, vegetarian, anything that's a self-imposed set of rules meant to make your life a lot less fun (or tasty) = not for me The way I see it is if it makes one happy to go vegan/vegetarian/whatever, then that's the best reason to do it! (For me, life would be much less fun if I was forced to eat meat. Or mushrooms <-- some nasty sh!t there!) Edited May 22, 2014 by x1yyz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 vegan, vegetarian, anything that's a self-imposed set of rules meant to make your life a lot less fun (or tasty) = not for me The way I see it is if it makes one happy to go vegan/vegetarian/whatever, then that's the best reason to do it! (For me, life would be much less fun if I was forced to eat meat. Or mushrooms <-- some nasty sh!t there!) Mushrooms are trifling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate2112 Posted May 23, 2014 Author Share Posted May 23, 2014 vegan, vegetarian, anything that's a self-imposed set of rules meant to make your life a lot less fun (or tasty) = not for me The way I see it is if it makes one happy to go vegan/vegetarian/whatever, then that's the best reason to do it! (For me, life would be much less fun if I was forced to eat meat. Or mushrooms <-- some nasty sh!t there!) Mushrooms are trifling!http://ih1.redbubble.net/image.11629882.2020/sticker,375x360.png 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 All I wanna know is, what can I eat that will make me poop the biggest? See if you can somehow develop ulcerative colitis. It's an autoimmune thing, so that's kind of a challenge as simply sharing a glass with someone in an active flare won't do it. I promise - you will have some spectacular shits and some absolutely poisonous farts that should really be classified as chemical weapons and sold to arms dealers. There are downsides, of course, such as cramping, "squirtiness", and of course blood, sometimes in slightly alarming quantities. Oh, and the unpredictability - nothing like threatening to shove someone off the toilet if they don't finish up right now. . . .bonus is that you do get in a lot of quality reading time on the john. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 (edited) vegan, vegetarian, anything that's a self-imposed set of rules meant to make your life a lot less fun (or tasty) = not for meI don't have many vices. I've tied pot once in my life. I don't drink much these days. I don't smoke. But I love to eat. Its something I truly enjoy. I couldn't imagine going through life without trying all of the different food that exist! Last Sunday I had an Elk steak for the first time. I live for that kind of stuff! :haz: More power to you if vegan works for you....but it's not my thing. :cheers: Edited May 28, 2014 by ILSnwdog 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushman14 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 vegan, vegetarian, anything that's a self-imposed set of rules meant to make your life a lot less fun (or tasty) = not for meI don't have many vices. I've tied pot once in my life. I don't drink much these days. I don't smoke. But I love to eat. so just food and TRF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 vegan, vegetarian, anything that's a self-imposed set of rules meant to make your life a lot less fun (or tasty) = not for meI don't have many vices. I've tied pot once in my life. I don't drink much these days. I don't smoke. But I love to eat. Its something I truly enjoy. I couldn't imagine going through life without trying all of the different food that exist! Last Sunday I had an Elk steak for the first time. I live for that kind of stuff! :haz: More power to you if vegan works for you....but it's not my thing. :cheers:I had elk for the first time... of all places... on a Disney Cruise! I was also never much of a seafood fan. but having it cooked properly sure helped. I loved their scallops among other things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 vegan, vegetarian, anything that's a self-imposed set of rules meant to make your life a lot less fun (or tasty) = not for meI don't have many vices. I've tied pot once in my life. I don't drink much these days. I don't smoke. But I love to eat. so just food and TRF?pretty much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 vegan, vegetarian, anything that's a self-imposed set of rules meant to make your life a lot less fun (or tasty) = not for meI don't have many vices. I've tied pot once in my life. I don't drink much these days. I don't smoke. But I love to eat. so just food and TRF?pretty much. I can think of 2 others... cars and boobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushman14 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 vegan, vegetarian, anything that's a self-imposed set of rules meant to make your life a lot less fun (or tasty) = not for meI don't have many vices. I've tied pot once in my life. I don't drink much these days. I don't smoke. But I love to eat. so just food and TRF?pretty much. I can think of 2 others... cars and boobs true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 This is a good thread to read for someone who is dieting and has the urge to pig out. Guaranteed to take away the appetite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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