Babycat Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 In the locker room at my gym, I turn the corner and there's some dude standing in front of the mirror checking himself out butt naked, smiling like he's too suave, and clenching his ass! What a narcissistic nob. I couldn't help but laugh at that time. He abruptly stopped. Just admit it. It was you. :PIf i clenched my buns the thunder from the collision would send shockwaves that'd obliterate all life on the planet.Just remember...with great power comes great responsibilityOr in my case, with great buns come great responsibility The Force is strong in this one... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Watching the 11:30pm local news now. It's a live program and for whatever reason Tom Hanks is in the studio. He looks so out of place and confused as the translator is translating everything said to him as fast as possible. I like Hanks tons but man this is funny in the same way Bill Murray was confused in Lost In Translation. Except this is real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Watching the 11:30pm local news now. It's a live program and for whatever reason Tom Hanks is in the studio. He looks so out of place and confused as the translator is translating everything said to him as fast as possible. I like Hanks tons but man this is funny in the same way Bill Murray was confused in Lost In Translation. Except this is real. Absolutely hilarious. Hanks is joking around about how energetic the studio audience is and how "bright the studio lights are" for it being so late at night. Then, he's wanting the translator to translate EXACTLY what he's saying. For example, "Please tell them 'My kids are sometimes brats.' How do you say 'brats' in Japanese?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Neanderthals. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Neanderthals. They CAN be trying, can't they? http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/dancingbananaalien.gif 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 I was at Whistle Binkies Pub & Restaurant (Rochester, MN), and I saw a dead ringer look-alike of my old flame from college. Same facial features, same hair color and style, same body type......it was uncanny..... I took it fairly well. No heart palpitations or increased pulse......that I can remember..... :laughing guy: :laughing guy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 Neanderthals. They CAN be trying, can't they? http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/dancingbananaalien.gif The Cro Magnons are the funniest! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 Neanderthals. They CAN be trying, can't they? http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/dancingbananaalien.gif The Cro Magnons are the funniest! On THAT we agree! :LMAO: :banana: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddysMullet Posted September 23, 2016 Author Share Posted September 23, 2016 This, taken from the "What made you sad today?" thread: x1yyz, can I steal this and post it, like, EVERYWHERE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 This, taken from the "What made you sad today?" thread: x1yyz, can I steal this and post it, like, EVERYWHERE? Please do! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 (edited) Saw some clown trying to smoke a ciggy, use his phone, and hold/drink a beer all while riding a bicycle. Talk about greedy. He ended up spilling some beer, dropping his phone, and as a bonus: he dropped a bag of some baked goods...of which a bagel rolled out. He did manage to keep the ciggy in his mouth though. Edited September 23, 2016 by JohnnyBlaze 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddysMullet Posted September 23, 2016 Author Share Posted September 23, 2016 This, taken from the "What made you sad today?" thread: x1yyz, can I steal this and post it, like, EVERYWHERE? Please do! Cool! How may I credit you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 This, taken from the "What made you sad today?" thread: x1yyz, can I steal this and post it, like, EVERYWHERE? Please do! Cool! How may I credit you? Oh, I didn't make up the image. I found it somewhere a year or so ago. So I guess you could credit the great Internet itself ;) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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x1yyz Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 That is great! I wonder how many of our Kanji-type shirts and tattoos sound like that to the native speakers :D It's been ages since I"ve looked at Engrish.com ... I will go do so now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 That is great! I wonder how many of our Kanji-type shirts and tattoos sound like that to the native speakers :D Many times those kanji shirts have absolutely no meaning. Somewhat similar but it's more like a single sound for example like "gu"...which means absolutely nothing. These shirts are funnier because they're full on attempts at sentences. On a side note, just looking at that shirt I'd guess it's not from Japan but from mainland Asia. There's a certain quality of bad engrish that's somewhat identifiable. There was an adult student at the language school I used to teach at who we (the teachers) secretly nicknamed "The Riddler"----> because we didn't know what the hell she was talking about most of the time! Please understand that this nickname wasn't coming from a mean place. She was a pleasant woman (we all liked her) but good god I'm still trying to decipher some of the things she told me from years ago. It'd go something like this... Steve (looking at his class schedule at the start of the day): Who is Mieko Ikeda?Me: Thats The Riddler!!!Steve: Oh yes!Mercedes: Hey Steve, you better come back in here later with all the juicy riddle quotes!Steve: You know I will ! Riddle me this! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 That is great! I wonder how many of our Kanji-type shirts and tattoos sound like that to the native speakers :D It's been ages since I"ve looked at Engrish.com ... I will go do so now. Aaaand, it does not disappoint: http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2016/06/childshreddedmeat.jpg http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2016/08/brian.jpg 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 That is great! I wonder how many of our Kanji-type shirts and tattoos sound like that to the native speakers :D It's been ages since I"ve looked at Engrish.com ... I will go do so now. Aaaand, it does not disappoint: http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2016/06/childshreddedmeat.jpg http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2016/08/brian.jpgBack in high school in biology class I had to dissect a sheep's Brian. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 I never went into biology after seventh grade science, with the frog dissections and rebuilding the skeleton after denudement of the flesh, etc. I know kids in Hight school that did the fetal pig thing, but I'm glad I never did that....[and despite what the spellchecker says on this site, 'DENUDEMENT' IS A CORRECT SPELLING OF AN ACTUAL WORD.] http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/banana%20screaming.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 I never went into biology after seventh grade science, with the frog dissections and rebuilding the skeleton after denudement of the flesh, etc. I know kids in Hight school that did the fetal pig thing, but I'm glad I never did that....[and despite what the spellchecker says on this site, 'DENUDEMENT' IS A CORRECT SPELLING OF AN ACTUAL WORD.] http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/banana%20screaming.gif Hi, biology/zoology major here :D I am thoroughly fascinated by anatomy, particularly skeletal anatomy. For three years I worked as a volunteer the the California Academy of Science's Bones Lab, disassembling animals and preparing the skeletons for the museum's collection. I occasionally did necropsies, and the data from one of my necropsies on an endangered species went to the authorities as evidence of poaching. So, um, yeah, I'm totally fine working with dead humans and such. (Although I have yet to participate in an autopsy, and would really love to.) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 (edited) I never went into biology after seventh grade science, with the frog dissections and rebuilding the skeleton after denudement of the flesh, etc. I know kids in Hight school that did the fetal pig thing, but I'm glad I never did that....[and despite what the spellchecker says on this site, 'DENUDEMENT' IS A CORRECT SPELLING OF AN ACTUAL WORD.] http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/banana%20screaming.gif Hi, biology/zoology major here :D I am thoroughly fascinated by anatomy, particularly skeletal anatomy. For three years I worked as a volunteer the the California Academy of Science's Bones Lab, disassembling animals and preparing the skeletons for the museum's collection. I occasionally did necropsies, and the data from one of my necropsies on an endangered species went to the authorities as evidence of poaching. So, um, yeah, I'm totally fine working with dead humans and such. (Although I have yet to participate in an autopsy, and would really love to.) I'm sure you know, if you're familiar with the show NCIS, that David McCallum, who plays the Medical Examiner, has been allowed to PARTICIPATE in autopsies. I guess it's so that he is REALLY INTO research on his role... ;) My uncle in Indiana was a Mortician and wanted me to join his practice, but even though I'm facinated with skeletons, never wanted to'play' with dead bodies! LOL Loved it when he took me for rides in this white '64 Cadillac Ambulance though! http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Invisible%20Banana.gif Edited September 26, 2016 by OldRUSHfan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 Supersmasher just liked a post I made five years ago. Dude, that post is so old lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 Supersmasher just liked a post I made five years ago. Dude, that post is so old lol. Your comedy echoes through time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LakesideShark Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 Rick and Morty. xDThe "Rixty Minutes" episode was too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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