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TV Infidelity


JohnRogers
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Is it infidelity?  

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  1. 1. Is undressing Nicole Curtis with my eyes infidelity?

    • Yes, get counseling and consult a divorce attorney.
    • No.
    • Not if you're not touching yourself at the time.
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    • Ask your spouse, partner or sex slave if they're undressing her as well.
    • Did you get consent?
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There is this little firecracker that renovates old homes in Detroit on HGTV. My wife and I will often sit down with a glass of wine to watch her latest renovation and antics with her crew. I often find my mind wanders and I'm undressing Nicole Curtis in my mind. I feel like I'm cheating on my spouse while she is in the room. Crazy, right?

 

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Since it's a home improvement show, you would be perfectly righteous to suggest une ménage à trois.
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I dreamed about Nicole Curtis last night. Memory is fuzzy, book signings in the back seat of a car on a foggy night then a black tie event with booze, flirting, hotel room, she expressed guilt over me being married. I think she broke things off with me.

 

A sign?

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As the Latins say..."Casado, no castrado."

 

Latinx, cretin. :P

My fluency privilege is showing.

 

What did Centurian Hulka say to his uppity soldier Psychotis?

 

 

“Latin up, Francis....”. ;) ;)

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