toymaker Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 #9? . . . #9? . . . #9? . . . . #9? Maybe that doesn't count as a lyric . . . What was that song with the lines about cake . . . she left my cake out in the rain, don't think that I can make it 'cause I tried so hard to bake it and I'll never find that recipe again Oh, right . . . the Internet. MacArthur Park: Between the parted pages and were pressedIn love's hot, fevered ironLike a striped pair of pants 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
custom55 Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 I'm too sexy for my loveToo sexy for my loveLove's going to leave meI'm too sexy for my shirt Too sexy for my shirtSo sexy it hurtsAnd I'm too sexy for Milan Too sexy for MilanNew York, and JapanI'm too sexy for your partyToo sexy for your partyNo way I'm disco dancing... and on and on 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 I'm too sexy for my loveToo sexy for my loveLove's going to leave meI'm too sexy for my shirt Too sexy for my shirtSo sexy it hurtsAnd I'm too sexy for Milan Too sexy for MilanNew York, and JapanI'm too sexy for your partyToo sexy for your partyNo way I'm disco dancing... and on and on That song needs to be the next Rick Roll. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 1). Lick It Up---KISS2). Black and Blue - Van Halen 3) Still...You Turn Me On - ELP4) My Humps Black Eyed Peas5) Summer Girls - LFO6) The Court Of The Crimson King - King Crimson7) Signed Curtain - Matching Mole8) Why Can't This Be Love - Van Halen 9) Africa - Toto Too numerous to mention.Wait whaaaaaa?? :D Take yer pick! I stopped an old man along the wayHoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies [it's true - all old men possess forgotten words and ancient melodies]He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you" [i would love to see this verse acted out] It's gonna take a lot to take me away from youThere's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do [100 men...or more! ]I bless the rains down in Africa [what does this even mean? ]Gonna take some time to do the things we never had ["do the things we never had"? A horrible euphemism maybe?] The wild dogs cry out in the nightAs they grow restless, longing for some solitary company [i dunno about you, but I like my company solitary.]I know that I must do what's rightAs sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti [whoa Nelly! lotsa syllables! And is that a double-simile in there? :O ] Thanks man, I f***ing love that song. Sorry, my friend :( - there are WAY worse lyrics out there, I was just venting a tired old spleen on Toto.I second the "cake out in the rain" lyrics as being close to rock-bottom.(Rock bottom would probably be "Young Girl" by Gary Puckett - ew ew ew) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted May 22, 2018 Author Share Posted May 22, 2018 31) . Keep On Lovin You--REO Speedwagon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 #9? . . . #9? . . . #9? . . . . #9? Maybe that doesn't count as a lyric . . . What was that song with the lines about cake . . . she left my cake out in the rain, don't think that I can make it 'cause I tried so hard to bake it and I'll never find that recipe again Oh, right . . . the Internet. MacArthur Park: Between the parted pages and were pressedIn love's hot, fevered ironLike a striped pair of pants I much prefer Weird Al's version of that song. Which is the case with the majority of his parodies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 (edited) Admiral Halsey notified meHe had to have a berth or he couldn't get to seaI had another look and I had a cup of tea and butter pie(The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie) Paul is a treasure trove of nonsensical lyrics set to fantastic music. Edited May 23, 2018 by goose 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas King Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 32) Hot Legs - Rod Stewart I like music, but lyrics meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted May 23, 2018 Author Share Posted May 23, 2018 33) .Abracadabra - Steve Miller 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 28) Kiss Me Deadly--Lita Ford Better than I Want Your Sex Gosh she is dreadful 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 28) Kiss Me Deadly--Lita Ford Better than I Want Your Sex Gosh she is dreadful Careful! Zumbi sees these posts and he’ll slit you guys’ throats as you slumber! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted May 23, 2018 Author Share Posted May 23, 2018 28) Kiss Me Deadly--Lita Ford Better than I Want Your Sex Gosh she is dreadful Careful! Zumbi sees these posts and he’ll slit you guys’ throats as you slumber!Maybe Lita sounds better in extreme formats, but in those I've heard, the playing is similar to the writing, which is not a compliment. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 33) .Abracadabra - Steve Miller:goodone: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LedRush Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Can I assume that all of Counterparts has been nominated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Can I assume that all of Counterparts has been nominated?Even Speed of Love?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted May 23, 2018 Author Share Posted May 23, 2018 Can I assume that all of Counterparts has been nominated?Why do you hate Leave That Thing Alone? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Pretty much any song by Cannibal Corpse belongs on this list, Meat Hook Sodomy topping the list, perhaps... Everybody sing along! Butchery my meat hooks sharpened to penetrateEmasculate, gouging crotches I will eatHung upside down, holes punctured through half chewedGristle, debauchery with dead bodies, turning green 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted May 23, 2018 Author Share Posted May 23, 2018 Pretty much any song by Cannibal Corpse belongs on this list, Meat Hook Sodomy topping the list, perhaps... Everybody sing along! Butchery my meat hooks sharpened to penetrateEmasculate, gouging crotches I will eatHung upside down, holes punctured through half chewedGristle, debauchery with dead bodies, turning green We'll call that 34. 35). White Lion -- When the Children Cry Thanks, fraroc, for reminding me of these guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Pretty much any song by Cannibal Corpse belongs on this list, Meat Hook Sodomy topping the list, perhaps... Everybody sing along! Butchery my meat hooks sharpened to penetrateEmasculate, gouging crotches I will eatHung upside down, holes punctured through half chewedGristle, debauchery with dead bodies, turning green Jeez. I hope they didn’t labor over those words. It just sounds like a 13 year old playing around and being gross with his pals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Admiral Halsey notified meHe had to have a berth or he couldn't get to seaI had another look and I had a cup of tea and butter pie(The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie) Paul is a treasure trove of nonsensical lyrics set to fantastic music. "Hold me tight, hugga me right!" :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted May 25, 2018 Author Share Posted May 25, 2018 36) .Krokus - Mr. 69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Pretty much any song by Cannibal Corpse belongs on this list, Meat Hook Sodomy topping the list, perhaps... Everybody sing along! Butchery my meat hooks sharpened to penetrateEmasculate, gouging crotches I will eatHung upside down, holes punctured through half chewedGristle, debauchery with dead bodies, turning green Hey, Cannibal Corpse is originally from here in Buffalo and i'll be damned if i'm just gonna sit here and let you besmirch the good name of our hometown legends who went on to become the biggest selling death metal band of all time. Actually, they're complete shit. It was all about shock value with the lyrics and album covers back when those early albums came out. Nothing more. Fun band to see live though but that's because their fans are out of their f***ing minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Pretty much any song by Cannibal Corpse belongs on this list, Meat Hook Sodomy topping the list, perhaps... Everybody sing along! Butchery my meat hooks sharpened to penetrateEmasculate, gouging crotches I will eatHung upside down, holes punctured through half chewedGristle, debauchery with dead bodies, turning green Hey, Cannibal Corpse is originally from here in Buffalo and i'll be damned if i'm just gonna sit here and let you besmirch the good name of our hometown legends who went on to become the biggest selling death metal band of all time. Actually, they're complete shit. It was all about shock value with the lyrics and album covers back when those early albums came out. Nothing more. Fun band to see live though but that's because their fans are out of their f***ing minds.They found a niche and exploited it successfully, no doubt about that. I always thought it was weird that their stuff was legal for kids to buy, though. Their lyrics put the worst snuff porn material to shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjbear05 Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 33) .Abracadabra - Steve MillerAbra abra cadabra. I want to reach out and stab ya! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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