sullysue Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 On Reddit's r/baseball they've started a roast thread dedicated to a different team each day, today they're on day 7 with the Blue Jays. Some of them have been absolutely brutal, but here's a couple favorites from today's Jays roast: The Jays greatest victory this season was besting all 29 other teams at .500 Is Lava It's only fitting that their commentator Gregg Zaun was fired for sexual harassment, since the rest of the Jay's can't get to third base. Is it ok for me to laugh at this? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesweetscience Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Welcome to New York Giancarlo Stanton!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted March 29, 2018 Share Posted March 29, 2018 Brewers are undefeated! ;) ;) Yet another low-scoring affair in San Diego. Chase Anderson was strong for 6 innings. Lorenzo Cain had three hits! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 HEY, EARL!!!! THE A'S ARE IN FIRST PLACE WITH THE BEST RECORD IN BASEBALL!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edhunter Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Giancarlo is on pace for 320 home runs this year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueschica Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 (edited) At least your teams all got a game! Pirates opener in Detroit was postponed until tomorrow. :( Edited March 30, 2018 by blueschica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordgalaxy Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 HEY, EARL!!!! THE A'S ARE IN FIRST PLACE WITH THE BEST RECORD IN BASEBALL!!!!! Tied for the best record in baseball. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Giancarlo is on pace for 320 home runs this year.He's on pace to finish 162 behind Tommy Davidson 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Giancarlo is on pace for 320 home runs this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Horrible day for the Dodgers. Not only did they lose, but Kershaw's on pace to throw over 1100 innings. No way his arm can hold up to that! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueschica Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Horrible day for the Dodgers. Not only did they lose, but Kershaw's on pace to throw over 1100 innings. No way his arm can hold up to that! Not too good tonight, either so far. Cueto has a perfect game after 6 innings . . . but scoreless. Giants have to get him a run! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Shocking News: Ryan Braun DELIVERS. A clutch 3-run homer in the 9th on an 0-2 pitch! 5 RBI's for the game! Brewers 8Padres 6 :haz: :haz: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordgalaxy Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Cubs lose in 17 innings. Two games, 26 innings. Yikes! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinwoodsman Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Trout finally got off the schneid but my Halos pitching is -a work in progress/sketchy- pick one. The Blue Jays couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a scoop shovel full of wheat. Not my team anyways. JM2C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Horrible day for the Dodgers. Not only did they lose, but Kershaw's on pace to throw over 1100 innings. No way his arm can hold up to that! Not too good tonight, either so far. Cueto has a perfect game after 6 innings . . . but scoreless. Giants have to get him a run! And they did. The Dodgers are 0-2. The fortunate news for them is that Kershaw's workload projects to a more manageable 500 innings. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Brewers v. Cardinals last night made Baseball History. First game to begin AND end with back-to-back home runs. The Cardinals led off with Fowler and Pham going deep against Chase Anderson. In the Bottom of the 9th, with TWO out, the Brewers got payback with Christian Yelich and Ryan Braun hitting game-tying and winning homers. The crowd went NUTS!! :haz: :haz: And I missed it! I had no faith in my team! :rage: SHAME on me...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Pirate Robert Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 (edited) I would watch more ML baseball if the players looked like this: Edited April 11, 2018 by Dread Pirate Robert 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Holy shnikies my Angels are on fire! http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/298/165/78b.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Holy shnikies my Angels are on fire! http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/298/165/78b.gifRuling SoCal right now as the Dodgers are a mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicHead Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Never say never...the Cubs trailed the Braves 10-2 and fought back to win, 14-10. Largest comeback victory I've ever witnessed, period. This includes a matchup between the Cubs and the Astros, back when Rick Sutcliffe was on the hill for the Cubs. After falling behind 8-2, the Cubs rallied for seven unanswered runs to clip the Stros, 9-8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Never say never...the Cubs trailed the Braves 10-2 and fought back to win, 14-10. Largest comeback victory I've ever witnessed, period. This includes a matchup between the Cubs and the Astros, back when Rick Sutcliffe was on the hill for the Cubs. After falling behind 8-2, the Cubs rallied for seven unanswered runs to clip the Stros, 9-8. When I was a kid, I was in the stands as the Reds came back against the Pirates. They were down 8-1 in the bottom of the 9th, but roared back with hit after hit. The crowd was loud, louder and loudest! Down 8-7, with bases loaded and 2 out, the Reds' big slugger Lee May came up and crushed a deep fly to dead center, where the outfielder caught the ball right at the fence. Pirates win 8-7. :rage: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinwoodsman Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 23 games postponed so far. Jays/Royals ppd due to ice from the CN Tower puncturing the Rogers Center roof today. Bruins/Leafs are on anyways ... reminds me, I need to buy some sunflower seeds for good baseball karma and spring yard chore days. Angels/Red Sox tomorrow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueschica Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 (edited) 23 games postponed so far. Jays/Royals ppd due to ice from the CN Tower puncturing the Rogers Center roof today. Bruins/Leafs are on anyways ... reminds me, I need to buy some sunflower seeds for good baseball karma and spring yard chore days. Angels/Red Sox tomorrow! :o :o :o Yes, I'm so finished with this weather! I have a large project I need to spray paint and I haven't been able to do it for 3 weeks! We had ONE nice day Saturday but we were out of town! Just going to check on the Pirates home game now; wouldn't be surprised if it is postponed as well. Edited April 16, 2018 by blueschica 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 (edited) 23 games postponed so far. Jays/Royals ppd due to ice from the CN Tower puncturing the Rogers Center roof today. Bruins/Leafs are on anyways ... reminds me, I need to buy some sunflower seeds for good baseball karma and spring yard chore days. Angels/Red Sox tomorrow! :o :o :o Yes, I'm so finished with this weather! I have a large project I need to spray paint and I haven't been able to do it for 3 weeks! We had ONE nice day Saturday but we were out of town! Just going to check on the Pirates home game now; wouldn't be surprised if it is postponed as well.Not postponed, but it was snowing. The most representative event of the season so far is that a game in a domed stadium-in Toronto-was cancelled when ice falling from the CN Tower damaged the roof of the Rogers Centre. Edited April 17, 2018 by laughedatbytime 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 Bottom o' 9th, game tied 5-5. The Brewers' excellent pinch-hitter Jesus Aguilar gets down 0-2, then battles back via SEVEN foul balls.... Pitch #13...... BOOM! Walk-off homer to right-center! :notworthy: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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