Rushman14 Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 (edited) Lock those car doors. Police in Akron, Ohio, are searching for an unusual-and unsanitary-vandal. Officials say a male suspect has defecated on 19 parked cars in driveways since May 2012, usually striking in the early morning hours, according to NewsNet5. A resident caught the suspect in the act Wednesday morning, prompting the police alert. http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/content/wls/images/cms/010%20POOPER.jpg Edited March 12, 2015 by Rushman14 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Cub Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 :LMAO: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 He's not that important, he's only the #2 suspect. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue J Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Only in Ohio. :eyeroll: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue J Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 He's not that important, he's only the #2 suspect. :P I see what you did, there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 http://makeameme.org/media/created/you-will-be-v9jvr5.jpg 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 http://img.pandawhale.com/58465-austin-powers-meme-who-does-nu-6CWg.jpeg 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushman14 Posted March 12, 2015 Author Share Posted March 12, 2015 (edited) number one, i order you to take a number 2. http://31.media.tumblr.com/a40f6f537fbfe1e8f73e9d65360a6220/tumblr_mwgr66lxUU1rgqhzqo1_500.gif Edited March 12, 2015 by Rushman14 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 http://snl.jt.org/caps/characters/Robert%20DeNiro-Craig%20Fenson.jpg Reporter #2: What can you tell us about I-Zheet M'Drurz? Craig Fenson: We're told that, when he was fleeing the scene of his last attack, he left skidmarks. He is extremely dangerous. Our sources say that he is planning on attacking the New York City sewer system with what we believe it is to be a dirty bomb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 (edited) DID SOMEONE SAY POOPER?? (photo removed) eat it. (MOD EDIT: removed huge photo showing a closeup of a turd in a public urinal. Segue, what the f**k is wrong with you? Don't post anything like that on this board ever again. Eat THAT.) Edited March 12, 2015 by 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 DID SOMEONE SAY POOPER?? (photo removed) eat it. (MOD EDIT: removed huge photo showing a closeup of a turd in a public urinal. Segue, what the f**k is wrong with you? Don't post anything like that on this board ever again. Eat THAT.) Love me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 He's not that important, he's only the #2 suspect. :syrinx: thud.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 DID SOMEONE SAY POOPER?? (photo removed) eat it. (MOD EDIT: removed huge photo showing a closeup of a turd in a public urinal. Segue, what the f**k is wrong with you? Don't post anything like that on this board ever again. Eat THAT.) Love me. Your attempts at being an internet badass are failing. Try something else, like, acting like an adult. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 DID SOMEONE SAY POOPER?? (photo removed) eat it. (MOD EDIT: removed huge photo showing a closeup of a turd in a public urinal. Segue, what the f**k is wrong with you? Don't post anything like that on this board ever again. Eat THAT.)I actually typed... "what the hell is wrong with you" and decided not to quote the big ugly picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 (edited) He's not that important, he's only the #2 suspect. :syrinx: thud....love me. Edited March 12, 2015 by Lost In Xanadu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Cub Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Get rekt Segue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 DID SOMEONE SAY POOPER?? (photo removed) eat it. (MOD EDIT: removed huge photo showing a closeup of a turd in a public urinal. Segue, what the f**k is wrong with you? Don't post anything like that on this board ever again. Eat THAT.) Love me. Your attempts at being an internet badass are failing. Try something else, like, acting like an adult. Sorry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Could be worse I suppose.... :)http://www.break.com/video/ugc/real-caddyshack-puke-scene-692755 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Cub Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 (edited) Goddamit LiX beat me to "Who does #2 work for" :laughing guy: Here's the video clip anyway. http://youtu.be/J-YVt4gfquA Edited March 12, 2015 by BowlCity 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Get rekt Segue i won't. i might mistakenly be taken for trying to be badass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 (edited) Doesn't Rebel reside in Ohio? Edited March 13, 2015 by ILSnwdog 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorkingAllTheTime Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 We had a guy who was doing this in the freaking shower stalls in our dorm during my freshmen year in college. He was caught. It wasn't pretty. He left the school never to be heard from again. He's probably now a politician somewhere. By the way, if anyone ever craps on my truck, there's a good chance I will take them out. There's an even better chance a jury will let me walk. Texas. Truck. Mad crapper. I win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleMoon Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Doesn't Rebel reside in Ohio? I'm glad I moved out of state. Don't want my car pooped on, the birds are bad enough. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Doesn't Rebel reside in Ohio? Yeah, but hippies never shave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 http://carlanthonyonlinedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/original.jpg 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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