greyfriar Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 a one-armed guy walks into the second-hand shop... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 A priest, a rabbi, and a lawyer walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this some sort of joke?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 (edited) A masochist says to a sadist, "Hurt me." The sadist says, "No." Edited April 26, 2014 by Dr. Sheldon Cooper 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? To get to the same side! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 (edited) I get the feeling I will never be one of your smart friends..... :) Nor will I. In fact, the only reason I clicked on this thread was because I saw Sheldon had posted, and where Sheldon goes, I follow. I thought, if Sheldon could get the joke, it shouldn't be that hard. ;) ;) ;) Edited April 26, 2014 by Lorraine 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 I get the feeling I will never be one of your smart friends..... :) Nor will I. In fact, the only reason I clicked on this thread was because I saw Sheldon had posted, and where Sheldon goes, I follow. I thought, if Sheldon could get the joke, it shouldn't be that hard. http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/notsureifserious.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 I get the feeling I will never be one of your smart friends..... :) Nor will I. In fact, the only reason I clicked on this thread was because I saw Sheldon had posted, and where Sheldon goes, I follow. I thought, if Sheldon could get the joke, it shouldn't be that hard. ;) ;) ;) http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/notsureifserious.jpgI fixed it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 I get the feeling I will never be one of your smart friends..... :) Nor will I. In fact, the only reason I clicked on this thread was because I saw Sheldon had posted, and where Sheldon goes, I follow. I thought, if Sheldon could get the joke, it shouldn't be that hard. ;) ;) ;)Should I be jealous?.... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 I get the feeling I will never be one of your smart friends..... :) Nor will I. In fact, the only reason I clicked on this thread was because I saw Sheldon had posted, and where Sheldon goes, I follow. I thought, if Sheldon could get the joke, it shouldn't be that hard. ;) ;) ;)Should I be jealous?.... :) With your harem, I don't know how you could be. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 I get the feeling I will never be one of your smart friends..... :) Nor will I. In fact, the only reason I clicked on this thread was because I saw Sheldon had posted, and where Sheldon goes, I follow. I thought, if Sheldon could get the joke, it shouldn't be that hard. ;) ;) ;)Should I be jealous?.... :) With your harem, I don't know how you could be. Very sweet. Made my day again.... :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGr8imL84AD8inF8sBlackSedan Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 (edited) I don't get it...a guys cat walks into a bar and the guy doesn't walk into the bar...where's the joke? And what kind of bar serves cats anyway? Edited April 26, 2014 by OGr8imL84AD8inF8sBlackSedan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGr8imL84AD8inF8sBlackSedan Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 OK...I had to look this up as I've never even heard of scroatdingers cat. That's a pretty interesting whateverthefuckitis. What if they said it was a dog in the box and you opened up the box to find a cat in there...what would that mean? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 How did Count Dracula get across town? He took the succubus.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 (edited) What if they said it was a dog in the box and you opened up the box to find a cat in there...what would that mean? Either our theory of biological evolution is all wrong, or they were fibbing....;) Edited April 27, 2014 by Principled Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 OK...I had to look this up as I've never even heard of scroatdingers cat. That's a pretty interesting whateverthefuckitis. What if they said it was a dog in the box and you opened up the box to find a cat in there...what would that mean? That would mean you opened up a magician's box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronos Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 What does the "B" in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B. Mandelbrot. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 OK...I had to look this up as I've never even heard of scroatdingers cat. That's a pretty interesting whateverthefuckitis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks if he has any luggage. The photon says "nope, I'm travelling light". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 (edited) Kurt Godel was a script consultant in the early stages of the filming of Jerry Maguire but was fired due to "creative differences". Edited April 27, 2014 by laughedatbytime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGr8imL84AD8inF8sBlackSedan Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 OK...I had to look this up as I've never even heard of scroatdingers cat. That's a pretty interesting whateverthefuckitis. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOYyCHGWJq4 http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k282/ericalongton/thralph_wiggum.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 What does the "B" in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B. Mandelbrot. A thousand dollars for anyone who can write out Benoit's full name.....;) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Side Parking Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 I had to look it up. I think the joke would be better if I looked it up first and then heard the joke than the other way around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Show Don't Tell Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 There are 10 types of people: those who understand hexadecimal, and F the rest! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 A popstar walks into a room full of fans. How cool is he?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Patient: "Doctor, I am absolutely NOT a control freak!" Psychiatrist: "Then get the f*ck out of my chair....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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