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This is my ex-girlfriend's neice. I guess my ex-girlfriend is a whore...

 

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"Most linguists agree that, to some extent, the languages you speak play a role in shaping how you see the world. If you speak German, you might be a little more pragmatic; if you speak French, you might be just a touch more emotional; if you speak Klingon, you might be a bit of a virgin -- you see where we're going with this."

 

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"Most linguists agree that, to some extent, the languages you speak play a role in shaping how you see the world. If you speak German, you might be a little more pragmatic; if you speak French, you might be just a touch more emotional; if you speak Klingon, you might be a bit of a virgin -- you see where we're going with this."

 

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I actually laughed out loud at this.

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This happened last night, but I'm still laughing.

 

My youngest child accompanied me to the barn to take care of the horse.

 

 

Dear Daughter: Did Vinnie have his nerds clipped yet?

 

Me: :eh: Nerds?

 

DD: Yeah. His stuff. Is he clipped yet?

 

Me: His nards? Huevos? Testes?

 

DD: Ew. I don't like those words. It's his nerds.

 

Me: :LMAO:

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This happened last night, but I'm still laughing.

 

My youngest child accompanied me to the barn to take care of the horse.

 

 

Dear Daughter: Did Vinnie have his nerds clipped yet?

 

Me: :eh: Nerds?

 

DD: Yeah. His stuff. Is he clipped yet?

 

Me: His nards? Huevos? Testes?

 

DD: Ew. I don't like those words. It's his nerds.

 

Me: :LMAO:

Try doo dads..... :)

 

Edit: Or toolbag

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A great day at work. 12 hours work day with lots to do, but still time to go to a restaurant and get lunch, and have take away for dinner. Managed to change the layout of a website much faster than I had estimated. Felt so proud of myself for all the things I managed to get done I had to laugh :sundog: :LOL:
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ok so far since I've woken up, 3 people have admitted to having a huge crush on me. I cannot stop giggling and blushing like a high schooler lol
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