Boots Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 (edited) We all know a Joey Tribbiani, don't we? Edited November 24, 2017 by Boots 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 Who's Joey Tribbiani? You mean a slickster dude who thinks he's the cat's meow? I used to know a few in my day. The type that the biggest love affair they had was with their mirror. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boots Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 Who's Joey Tribbiani? You mean a slickster dude who thinks he's the cat's meow? I used to know a few in my day. The type that the biggest love affair they had was with their mirror.The guy on Friends who hits on EVERYONE. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 Comedian Bill Burr. I've been watching a plethora of YouTube videos of his act. This guy makes me laugh HARD. :laughing guy: :laughing guy: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 Saw the Code Name Diamond Head episode of MST3k. “Jackie Mason body!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 (edited) Good thing I have a sense of humor. I'm in bad shape. So I called the prayer line down at the Cathedral to be put on their list of those who are in need of prayer. Well... "We're sorry. The number you have reached has been disconnected or is no longer in service...." :laughing guy: Oh well...... Edited November 28, 2017 by Lorraine 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueschica Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Good thing I have a sense of humor. I'm in bad shape. So I called the prayer line down at the Cathedral to be put on their list of those who are in need of prayer. Well... "We're sorry. The number you have reached has been disconnected or is no longer in service...." :laughing guy: Oh well...... Oh no! That seems unfortunate. Although maybe they have it on their website now? I'm serious. Our church changed to putting a place on their website that says "Click here for prayer requests" and you write down your concern and somehow they forward it to the prayer chain people. I'm of the age where something that seems like it's out of an old Mad magazine or Dilbert cartoon but I guess it is helpful to people that would rather click than call the office. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat 3 Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Good thing I have a sense of humor. I'm in bad shape. So I called the prayer line down at the Cathedral to be put on their list of those who are in need of prayer. Well... "We're sorry. The number you have reached has been disconnected or is no longer in service...." :laughing guy: Oh well......I don't mean to laugh, but that is pretty funny. "Your call is very important to us. All of our prayer counselor are busy with other patrons . Your wait time is approximately 27 minutes." On a serious note, I promise to be praying for you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 (edited) Good thing I have a sense of humor. I'm in bad shape. So I called the prayer line down at the Cathedral to be put on their list of those who are in need of prayer. Well... "We're sorry. The number you have reached has been disconnected or is no longer in service...." :laughing guy: Oh well......I don't mean to laugh, but that is pretty funny. "Your call is very important to us. All of our prayer counselor are busy with other patrons . Your wait time is approximately 27 minutes." On a serious note, I promise to be praying for you.Yes, it's funny, but if I were a person who didn't have a sense of humor, something like that could be the straw that breaks the camel's back. Edited November 28, 2017 by Lorraine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueschica Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Good thing I have a sense of humor. I'm in bad shape. So I called the prayer line down at the Cathedral to be put on their list of those who are in need of prayer. Well... "We're sorry. The number you have reached has been disconnected or is no longer in service...." :laughing guy: Oh well......I don't mean to laugh, but that is pretty funny. "Your call is very important to us. All of our prayer counselor are busy with other patrons . Your wait time is approximately 27 minutes." On a serious note, I promise to be praying for you.Yes, it's funny, but if I were a person who didn't have a sense of humor, something like that could be the straw that breaks the camel's back. And I meant to say I hope things get better for you! I'll have you in my prayers, too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat 3 Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Good thing I have a sense of humor. I'm in bad shape. So I called the prayer line down at the Cathedral to be put on their list of those who are in need of prayer. Well... "We're sorry. The number you have reached has been disconnected or is no longer in service...." :laughing guy: Oh well......I don't mean to laugh, but that is pretty funny. "Your call is very important to us. All of our prayer counselor are busy with other patrons . Your wait time is approximately 27 minutes." On a serious note, I promise to be praying for you.Yes, it's funny, but if I were a person who didn't have a sense of humor, something like that could be the straw that breaks the camel's back.Sad, but true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcrystalcompass Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Comedian Bill Burr. I've been watching a plethora of YouTube videos of his act. This guy makes me laugh HARD. :laughing guy: :laughing guy:Did you see the one on population control? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Comedian Bill Burr. I've been watching a plethora of YouTube videos of his act. This guy makes me laugh HARD. :laughing guy: :laughing guy: Did you see the one on population control? Don't you realize that after having your third loser kid, you don't have the DNA to make somebody special?! What are you doin'?! :laughing guy: :laughing guy: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcrystalcompass Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Comedian Bill Burr. I've been watching a plethora of YouTube videos of his act. This guy makes me laugh HARD. :laughing guy: :laughing guy: Did you see the one on population control? Don't you realize that after having your third loser kid, you don't have the DNA to make somebody special?! What are you doin'?! :laughing guy: :laughing guy:Him on getting the population down to about 30 thousand. We can all drive around in tanks throwing toxic waste out. You can shoot a bald eagle in the head. We've got plenty of them! Plenty of them!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 (edited) Last Christmas season they did the same thing. We have folks who follow FedEx, UPS and USPS around. When a package is left on your front porch, they proceed to steal it. One young lady who had her package stolen off of her front porch this past week was quite irate. So she packed up a little surprise package and left it on her front porch. At about 4 AM, her security camera showed a man taking the box off her porch. When he opens it, he will find used diapers. Edited December 3, 2017 by Lorraine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 (edited) Last Christmas season they did the same thing. We have folks who follow FedEx, UPS and USPS around. When a package is left on your front porch, they proceed to steal it. One young lady who had her package stolen off of her front porch this past week was quite irate. So she packed up a little surprise package and left it on her front porch. At about 4 AM, her security camera showed a man taking the box off her porch. When he opens it, he will find used diapers. That, and she should turn her survailence camera footage over to the Police. lol Edited December 3, 2017 by OldRUSHfan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Last Christmas season they did the same thing. We have folks who follow FedEx, UPS and USPS around. When a package is left on your front porch, they proceed to steal it. One young lady who had her package stolen off of her front porch this past week was quite irate. So she packed up a little surprise package and left it on her front porch. At about 4 AM, her security camera showed a man taking the box off her porch. When he opens it, he will find used diapers. That, and she should turn her survailence camera footage over to the Police. lol The police will do nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Then what are the friggin' police for, then? Fire them ALL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 (edited) MAN, Lorraine, Portland really SUCKS as a place to live eh? What do you pay TAXES for? Edited December 3, 2017 by OldRUSHfan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueschica Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 A Fantoons Rush cartoon- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 Been spending the past week or so trying to figure out why I'm not getting any audio on about half the videos I play. YouTube and other websites. Then it hit me - Check yer bleeping speaker connections. Sure enough, the center channel speaker was unhooked! :laughing guy: :laughing guy: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YYZumbi Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 This video: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bean-tor Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 I absolutely love wrapping gifts, and anyone who has received gifts from me knows that I'm meticulous about it. Tonight I had to make an exception--I was using paper with "NO PEEKING" emblazoned on it, and realized that it was lined up to read "NO PEEING" at a seam My first attempt to correct this saw it read "NO PEEN" instead...and I cackled something fierce I need to get more sleep! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 (edited) In Oregon, gas stations attendants are no longer legally required in cities of less than 40,000. Residents will now have to pump their own gas. It's the end of the world as they know it..... :laughing guy: :laughing guy: Edited January 5, 2018 by Principled Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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