blueschica Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 (edited) Promises, promises !! Plus what have I been searching that made this came up? Seriously, I haven't looked at Rush stuff in awhile! Edited April 6, 2018 by blueschica 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 Promises, promises !! Plus what have I been searching that made this came up? Seriously, I haven't looked at Rush stuff in awhile! Your computer is outfitted with a RUSH sensor... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueschica Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 Promises, promises !! Plus what have I been searching that made this came up? Seriously, I haven't looked at Rush stuff in awhile! Your computer is outfitted with a RUSH sensor... No problems with that! :heart: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Saw Blockers in theaters today and it was funny for the most part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinwoodsman Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Scientology 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Scientology You laugh 'til you cry, but then luckily laugh again! 'Elron' aka Old Mother Hubbard http://www.thecallcenterindia.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/l-ron-hubbard-teeth.jpg Ew! Even Xena Xanadu Xenu knows how to brush their teeth! :P I honestly feel bad for the people who give their money to this farce. Maybe I should create a "religion": vaporology.As a Vaporologist, I must send our enlightened leader as much money as possible so that he can return to his beloved Teegeeak Cambodia.I also have to swear that whatever common sense I once possessed is now long gone. For more information on 'Vaporology' or 'Trailernetics', please send a SASE along with a donation to: Vaporology Ministeriesc/o my mother's basementCooltown, Ont., CanadaK1K A5S 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinwoodsman Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 (edited) Looks like the meth head that knocked on my door last November. It startled him when I actually opened the door. It was minus 20c and windy ... I need food and work, he muttered. I laughed glancing at his steel toed boots ... don't we all and didn't you see the lock on my gate? He had pushed the post over that wasn't fastened into the house. Then he fkkkd off into the night with his million dollar smile. Edited April 8, 2018 by Tinwoodsman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 (edited) Looks like the meth head that knocked on my door last November. It startled him when I actually opened the door. It was minus 20c and windy ... I need food and work, he muttered. I laughed glancing at his steel toed boots ... don't we all and didn't you see the lock on my gate? He had pushed the post over that wasn't fastened into the house. Then he fkkkd off into the night with his million dollar smile.I answered the door to my and my first wife's townhouse one day with my .44 Magnum in my hand which I was cleaning at the time, and surprised two Mormons who still tried to sell me their crap of a religion even while I continued to finish cleaning my weapon in front of them here it is...This is my .44 Magnum with the 8 3/8" barrel. I'll bet the folks crapped their Mormon pants. Edited April 8, 2018 by OldRUSHfan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Looks like the meth head that knocked on my door last November. It startled him when I actually opened the door. It was minus 20c and windy ... I need food and work, he muttered. I laughed glancing at his steel toed boots ... don't we all and didn't you see the lock on my gate? He had pushed the post over that wasn't fastened into the house. Then he fkkkd off into the night with his million dollar smile. I answered the door to my and my first wife's townhouse one day with my .44 Magnum in my hand which I was cleaning at the time, and surprised two Mormons who still tried to sell me their crap of a religion even while I continued to finish cleaning my weapon in front of them here it is...This is my .44 Magnum with the 3 3/8" barrel. I'll bet the folks crapped their Mormon pants. Holy Moroni! Moroni blows! Look at him go! Blow, Moroni! Blow like you've never blown before! Moroni might be missing a final 'c'. :P 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Looks like the meth head that knocked on my door last November. It startled him when I actually opened the door. It was minus 20c and windy ... I need food and work, he muttered. I laughed glancing at his steel toed boots ... don't we all and didn't you see the lock on my gate? He had pushed the post over that wasn't fastened into the house. Then he fkkkd off into the night with his million dollar smile. I answered the door to my and my first wife's townhouse one day with my .44 Magnum in my hand which I was cleaning at the time, and surprised two Mormons who still tried to sell me their crap of a religion even while I continued to finish cleaning my weapon in front of them here it is...This is my .44 Magnum with the 3 3/8" barrel. I'll bet the folks crapped their Mormon pants. Holy Moroni! Moroni blows! Look at him go! Blow, Moroni! Blow like you've never blown before! Moroni might be missing a final 'c'. :P Yeah, I noticed my faux pas a few minutes ago. 8 3/8" barrel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueschica Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 The Princess thinks we can turn this- into these- Actually she gave us directions, which I can follow pretty well. If you need me I will be in the back yard spray painting . . . 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 Nothin' yet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 (edited) This made me laugh, especially the singing bits: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKV6h_5XFbk Hope you get a chuckle, ORF! Edited June 3, 2018 by vaportrailer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 I did! I'm watching "Rizzoli & Isles" DVDs...lots of yuks on those! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 (edited) Came across this MST3K Space Mutiny meme. Edited June 15, 2018 by invisible airwave 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjbear05 Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 I'm in Publix, doing my usual Saturday food shopping. As I pull something from one of the stand up freezers, a lady whose about 5'5" and up the aisle a bit waves and says, " Sir can you help me, please? " I grin, walk my cart to her, and say, "Let me guess, you need something from the top shelf." She grins and starts an apology, but I wave her off, saying, "no need, ma'am, I do this 3 or 4 times a month, whadda ya need?" (I am 6'4", mainly in the legs). She points at the display of bags of Cheetos that are not just over her head, but placed way on the back of the shelf. She says she needs two bags full, I pluck them off the shelf and into her cart, we say thanks, you're welcome, and carry on. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordgalaxy Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 Watching outtakes and bloopers from the revived Will & Grace. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueschica Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 Yassssss !! I miss those stacks of Marshalls !! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Check Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 My daughter slamming stuff around this morning from being in a pissy mood. Does that make me a bad parent? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 My daughter slamming stuff around this morning from being in a pissy mood. Does that make me a bad parent? How does her being in a 'pissy mood' make you a bad Parent? Just buy a straight jacket, put it on her, and set her in the corner for a couple hours and see if her attitude changes! And don't worry, I didn't think of that particular 'fixit' until my daughter was MUCH older And living out from my own place....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueschica Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 My daughter slamming stuff around this morning from being in a pissy mood. Does that make me a bad parent? No, they can be hilarious when they are like that; we have two! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Check Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 My daughter slamming stuff around this morning from being in a pissy mood. Does that make me a bad parent? How does her being in a 'pissy mood' make you a bad Parent? Just buy a straight jacket, put it on her, and set her in the corner for a couple hours and see if her attitude changes! And don't worry, I didn't think of that particular 'fixit' until my daughter was MUCH older And living out from my own place....lolFrom finding her pissy mood amusing..I'm surely going to Hell but I'll be in good company 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Check Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 My daughter slamming stuff around this morning from being in a pissy mood. Does that make me a bad parent? No, they can be hilarious when they are like that; we have two!I have two too..almost 20 and 21. The 20 year old has all the bad parts of her mom and bio-dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 My daughter slamming stuff around this morning from being in a pissy mood. Does that make me a bad parent? How does her being in a 'pissy mood' make you a bad Parent? Just buy a straight jacket, put it on her, and set her in the corner for a couple hours and see if her attitude changes! And don't worry, I didn't think of that particular 'fixit' until my daughter was MUCH older And living out from my own place....lolFrom finding her pissy mood amusing..I'm surely going to Hell but I'll be in good company Absolutely! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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