Lorraine Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Brand new tailored ladies' shirts hanging up in Walmart. They sported the tag "Wrinkle Free Fabric" yet they were all wrinkled from being in the box. Maybe they hoped no one would notice? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystic Slipperman Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 My lady makes me laugh every day. I don't know how she manages to be goofy and sexy at the same time, but she does. :wub: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boots Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 (edited) I could get a discount if I ate at this restaurant.http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/chinese-restaurant-offering-discounts-women-10956664 Edited August 10, 2017 by Boots 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Grownup Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 "How soon can we land?" "I can't tell." "You can tell me, I'm a doctor." "No, I mean I'm just not sure." "Can't you take a guess?" "Not for another 2 hours." "You can't take a guess for the next 2 hours?" I love dry humor like that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQGn_6hv8Ts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 (edited) http://youtu.be/y_-GgWbLH3g EXCELLENT post, Lorraine! Just went and bought "The Best of The Outlaws, Green Grass and High Tides".That song is "THE TITS!" as my friends and I used to say, meaning we REALLY LIKED what we'd just experienced...lol Their Version of "Ghost Riders In The Sky" is the other album I have of theirs since that album came out....Just as good as this album will be!http://i.imgur.com/kiFilFN.jpg Edited August 15, 2017 by OldRUSHfan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 (edited) People who are still obsessed with bands that broke up before I was born. Yes, but Boots, the fact that they've broken up does NOT destroy the fact of the music they made, nor does it negate the fact that it is EXCELLENT MUSIC. [at least to the person 'obsessed'. As a fact, i just received my copy of "Hank Williams 40 Top Hits" a compilation of sorts. EXCELLENT CD! My parents must've liked him too, because I remember hearing a LOT of these tunes back then.http://i.imgur.com/kiFilFN.jpg Edited August 15, 2017 by OldRUSHfan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 http://youtu.be/y_-GgWbLH3g EXCELLENT post, Lorraine! Just went and bought "The Best of The Outlaws, Green Grass and High Tides".That song is "THE TITS!" as my friends and I used to say, meaning we REALLY LIKED what we'd just experienced...lol Their Version of "Ghost Riders In The Sky" is the other album I have of theirs since that album came out....Just as good as this album will be!http://i.imgur.com/kiFilFN.jpgI thought the video was funny as anything, and I got to listen to that great song at the same time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boots Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 I met someone who was sluttier than I ever was even when I was at my sluttiest. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 I met someone who was sluttier than I ever was even when I was at my sluttiest. How could you tell ?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boots Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 I met someone who was sluttier than I ever was even when I was at my sluttiest. How could you tell ??You just know. It's sort of self evident. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 (edited) "It takes one to know one" defense...I understand! I used to have a friend that was a COMPULSIVE liar. I know what lying is, and I can do it myself, if absolutely needed, but I don't do it as a habit. I have GREAT fun listening to old tapes I've transfered to MDs, of this friend who was trying to enhance himself and his 'likeability' by telling almost impossible stories!http://i.imgur.com/nRzEUqh.jpg Edited August 24, 2017 by OldRUSHfan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Nothing yet, but I sure could use one. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Nothing yet, but I sure could use one. http://www.feministezine.com/feminist/funny/images/Sexual-Jokes-05.jpg 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueschica Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 (edited) Nothing yet, but I sure could use one. http://www.feministezine.com/feminist/funny/images/Sexual-Jokes-05.jpg Along the same lines-- and I don't watch Game of Thrones but it made me laugh- partly because I could imagine my daughter going "Mootherrrrr . . . . she's his aunt . . . . .(or whatever she is . . ). :P http://i.imgur.com/v1UsoUZl.png Edited August 25, 2017 by blueschica 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Nothing yet, but I sure could use one. http://www.feministezine.com/feminist/funny/images/Sexual-Jokes-05.jpg Along the same lines-- and I don't watch Game of Thrones but it made me laugh- partly because I could imagine my daughter going "Mootherrrrr . . . . she's his aunt . . . . .(or whatever she is . . ). :P http://i.imgur.com/v1UsoUZl.png Thanks you two crazy kids! Finally got thru the laff blockage with this: :) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Nothing yet, but I sure could use one. http://www.feministezine.com/feminist/funny/images/Sexual-Jokes-05.jpg Along the same lines-- and I don't watch Game of Thrones but it made me laugh- partly because I could imagine my daughter going "Mootherrrrr . . . . she's his aunt . . . . .(or whatever she is . . ). :P http://i.imgur.com/v1UsoUZl.png http://www.importsounds.com/images/SNOW_12-INCHES-OF-SNOW_EW_020713.JPG The title works better with an album... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueschica Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Nothing yet, but I sure could use one. http://www.feministezine.com/feminist/funny/images/Sexual-Jokes-05.jpg Along the same lines-- and I don't watch Game of Thrones but it made me laugh- partly because I could imagine my daughter going "Mootherrrrr . . . . she's his aunt . . . . .(or whatever she is . . ). :P http://i.imgur.com/v1UsoUZl.png Thanks you two crazy kids! Finally got thru the laff blockage with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3BzgsrYanQ :) Bret and Jemaine never fail to make me smile! Those Australians are so funny! ;) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Nothing yet, but I sure could use one. http://www.feministezine.com/feminist/funny/images/Sexual-Jokes-05.jpg Along the same lines-- and I don't watch Game of Thrones but it made me laugh- partly because I could imagine my daughter going "Mootherrrrr . . . . she's his aunt . . . . .(or whatever she is . . ). :P http://i.imgur.com/v1UsoUZl.png Thanks you two crazy kids! Finally got thru the laff blockage with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3BzgsrYanQ :) Bret and Jemaine never fail to make me smile! Those Australians are so funny! ;) Apparently they are working on a movie... http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/New-Zeland-Better-Than-Old-Zeland-Poster.png"Bands shouldn't have girlfriends. Have you ever seen Wham with girlfriends? That's how they kept the women wanting them..." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boots Posted August 27, 2017 Share Posted August 27, 2017 (edited) Conor McGregor is one crazy MF. Whether he beats Floyd or not, he is very entertaining to watch. http://youtu.be/dbwSrEV_TO4 Edited August 27, 2017 by Boots 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boots Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Women throwing themselves at a man who is so obviously gay. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 The crows eating hazel nuts from my tree and dropping them on the roof. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Watching Rizzoli and Isles and Maura gives Jane a top to wear that is Fluorescent lime green, and Jane comments: "That looks like an irradiated booger." LMFAO!!!!http://i.imgur.com/f2B1C3O.gif?1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 (edited) Watching the British Baking Show and an old lady going on about how much she loves a good "spotted dick". Edited September 4, 2017 by goose 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 The crows eating hazel nuts from my tree and dropping them on the roof.I love watching birds in the yard! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now