chaotica Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 QUOTE (owlswing @ Feb 21 2007, 03:45 PM) A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 QUOTE (owlswing @ Feb 21 2007, 01:45 PM) A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Feb 21 2007, 08:57 PM) QUOTE (owlswing @ Feb 21 2007, 01:45 PM) A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
failte Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 QUOTE (owlswing @ Feb 21 2007, 03:45 PM) A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owlswing Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Enjoy ladies.... http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibj...13/jokeid/14049 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asian Rush Fan Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 So your old man isn't paying alimony? Whose fault is that? Oh you didn't accept it? Again who was it that married the bum? Blame the man, blame the man! Learn responsibility and see how he is before you get married, divorced and have your credit wiped out. With the new bankruptcy laws the Republicans created, you can't. Oh and child support? No need for it? You need it and the guy need to pay his share? Next time don't open your legs. And if you must there are 11 forms of birth control for women including abortion and one for men. If you don't like what may be dealt, close your legs and we'll go to the next woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 QUOTE (Asian Rush Fan @ Feb 26 2007, 02:26 PM) So your old man isn't paying alimony? Whose fault is that? Oh you didn't accept it? Again who was it that married the bum? Blame the man, blame the man! Learn responsibility and see how he is before you get married, divorced and have your credit wiped out. With the new bankruptcy laws the Republicans created, you can't. Oh and child support? No need for it? You need it and the guy need to pay his share? Next time don't open your legs. And if you must there are 11 forms of birth control for women including abortion and one for men. If you don't like what may be dealt, close your legs and we'll go to the next woman There's absolutely no need for that kind of crass post, and I think you know it. You blow in here and post something that, first of all, is completely out of context, and secondly, is about as anti-woman as it can be. Enough. Don't come back into our forum and post something with this kind of "spin" to it again. That's final. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riv Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 QUOTE (Asian Rush Fan @ Feb 26 2007, 11:26 PM) So your old man isn't paying alimony? Whose fault is that? Oh you didn't accept it? Again who was it that married the bum? Blame the man, blame the man! Learn responsibility and see how he is before you get married, divorced and have your credit wiped out. With the new bankruptcy laws the Republicans created, you can't. Oh and child support? No need for it? You need it and the guy need to pay his share? Next time don't open your legs. And if you must there are 11 forms of birth control for women including abortion and one for men. If you don't like what may be dealt, close your legs and we'll go to the next woman Dude, get some counseling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 QUOTE (Riv @ Feb 26 2007, 05:02 PM) QUOTE (Asian Rush Fan @ Feb 26 2007, 11:26 PM) So your old man isn't paying alimony? Whose fault is that? Oh you didn't accept it? Again who was it that married the bum? Blame the man, blame the man! Learn responsibility and see how he is before you get married, divorced and have your credit wiped out. With the new bankruptcy laws the Republicans created, you can't. Oh and child support? No need for it? You need it and the guy need to pay his share? Next time don't open your legs. And if you must there are 11 forms of birth control for women including abortion and one for men. If you don't like what may be dealt, close your legs and we'll go to the next woman Dude, get some counseling. Yeah, really! ARF, you sound a tad bitter. Are you having trouble making your alimony payments? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 QUOTE (Asian Rush Fan @ Feb 26 2007, 03:26 PM) So your old man isn't paying alimony? Whose fault is that? Oh you didn't accept it? Again who was it that married the bum? Blame the man, blame the man! Learn responsibility and see how he is before you get married, divorced and have your credit wiped out. With the new bankruptcy laws the Republicans created, you can't. Oh and child support? No need for it? You need it and the guy need to pay his share? Next time don't open your legs. And if you must there are 11 forms of birth control for women including abortion and one for men. If you don't like what may be dealt, close your legs and we'll go to the next woman I see you are starting this Crap again My suggestion Don't !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RushRevisited Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 QUOTE (Asian Rush Fan @ Feb 26 2007, 03:26 PM) So your old man isn't paying alimony? Whose fault is that? Oh you didn't accept it? Again who was it that married the bum? Blame the man, blame the man! Learn responsibility and see how he is before you get married, divorced and have your credit wiped out. With the new bankruptcy laws the Republicans created, you can't. Oh and child support? No need for it? You need it and the guy need to pay his share? Next time don't open your legs. And if you must there are 11 forms of birth control for women including abortion and one for men. If you don't like what may be dealt, close your legs and we'll go to the next woman What an asshole post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owlswing Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Feb 26 2007, 04:23 PM)QUOTE (Asian Rush Fan @ Feb 26 2007, 02:26 PM) So your old man isn't paying alimony? Whose fault is that? Oh you didn't accept it? Again who was it that married the bum? Blame the man, blame the man! Learn responsibility and see how he is before you get married, divorced and have your credit wiped out. With the new bankruptcy laws the Republicans created, you can't. Oh and child support? No need for it? You need it and the guy need to pay his share? Next time don't open your legs. And if you must there are 11 forms of birth control for women including abortion and one for men. If you don't like what may be dealt, close your legs and we'll go to the next woman There's absolutely no need for that kind of crass post, and I think you know it. You blow in here and post something that, first of all, is completely out of context, and secondly, is about as anti-woman as it can be. Enough. Don't come back into our forum and post something with this kind of "spin" to it again. That's final. GG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 QUOTE (RushRevisited @ Feb 26 2007, 06:39 PM) QUOTE (Asian Rush Fan @ Feb 26 2007, 03:26 PM) So your old man isn't paying alimony? Whose fault is that? Oh you didn't accept it? Again who was it that married the bum? Blame the man, blame the man! Learn responsibility and see how he is before you get married, divorced and have your credit wiped out. With the new bankruptcy laws the Republicans created, you can't. Oh and child support? No need for it? You need it and the guy need to pay his share? Next time don't open your legs. And if you must there are 11 forms of birth control for women including abortion and one for men. If you don't like what may be dealt, close your legs and we'll go to the next woman What an asshole post. wouldn't be the first one this dude has made.. that's for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Feb 26 2007, 09:49 PM) QUOTE (RushRevisited @ Feb 26 2007, 06:39 PM) QUOTE (Asian Rush Fan @ Feb 26 2007, 03:26 PM) So your old man isn't paying alimony? Whose fault is that? Oh you didn't accept it? Again who was it that married the bum? Blame the man, blame the man! Learn responsibility and see how he is before you get married, divorced and have your credit wiped out. With the new bankruptcy laws the Republicans created, you can't. Oh and child support? No need for it? You need it and the guy need to pay his share? Next time don't open your legs. And if you must there are 11 forms of birth control for women including abortion and one for men. If you don't like what may be dealt, close your legs and we'll go to the next woman What an asshole post. wouldn't be the first one this dude has made.. that's for sure True Dat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iluvgeddy05 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 QUOTE (Asian Rush Fan @ Feb 26 2007, 03:26 PM) So your old man isn't paying alimony? Whose fault is that? Oh you didn't accept it? Again who was it that married the bum? Blame the man, blame the man! Learn responsibility and see how he is before you get married, divorced and have your credit wiped out. With the new bankruptcy laws the Republicans created, you can't. Oh and child support? No need for it? You need it and the guy need to pay his share? Next time don't open your legs. And if you must there are 11 forms of birth control for women including abortion and one for men. If you don't like what may be dealt, close your legs and we'll go to the next woman umm, just because our legs are "open" doesn't mean you have to enter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmotionDetector Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 QUOTE (Asian Rush Fan @ Feb 26 2007, 03:26 PM) So your old man isn't paying alimony? Whose fault is that? Oh you didn't accept it? Again who was it that married the bum? Blame the man, blame the man! Learn responsibility and see how he is before you get married, divorced and have your credit wiped out. With the new bankruptcy laws the Republicans created, you can't. Oh and child support? No need for it? You need it and the guy need to pay his share? Next time don't open your legs. And if you must there are 11 forms of birth control for women including abortion and one for men. If you don't like what may be dealt, close your legs and we'll go to the next woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Feb 27 2007, 07:44 AM) QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Feb 26 2007, 09:49 PM) QUOTE (RushRevisited @ Feb 26 2007, 06:39 PM) QUOTE (Asian Rush Fan @ Feb 26 2007, 03:26 PM) So your old man isn't paying alimony? Whose fault is that? Oh you didn't accept it? Again who was it that married the bum? Blame the man, blame the man! Learn responsibility and see how he is before you get married, divorced and have your credit wiped out. With the new bankruptcy laws the Republicans created, you can't. Oh and child support? No need for it? You need it and the guy need to pay his share? Next time don't open your legs. And if you must there are 11 forms of birth control for women including abortion and one for men. If you don't like what may be dealt, close your legs and we'll go to the next woman What an asshole post. wouldn't be the first one this dude has made.. that's for sure True Dat There are many more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porthleven's rose Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 QUOTE (Daylin @ Feb 27 2007, 02:27 PM) QUOTE (Cygnus @ Feb 27 2007, 07:44 AM) QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Feb 26 2007, 09:49 PM) QUOTE (RushRevisited @ Feb 26 2007, 06:39 PM) QUOTE (Asian Rush Fan @ Feb 26 2007, 03:26 PM) So your old man isn't paying alimony? Whose fault is that? Oh you didn't accept it? Again who was it that married the bum? Blame the man, blame the man! Learn responsibility and see how he is before you get married, divorced and have your credit wiped out. With the new bankruptcy laws the Republicans created, you can't. Oh and child support? No need for it? You need it and the guy need to pay his share? Next time don't open your legs. And if you must there are 11 forms of birth control for women including abortion and one for men. If you don't like what may be dealt, close your legs and we'll go to the next woman What an asshole post. wouldn't be the first one this dude has made.. that's for sure True Dat There are many more oh dear-sad to say people like this still exist- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 BOB WOULD NEVER CHEAT Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, Honey. We share lanes with them." A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob and starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Bobbie. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Bob, you picked up a real crazy one this time." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owlswing Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Mar 5 2007, 10:24 AM) BOB WOULD NEVER CHEAT Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, Honey. We share lanes with them." A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob and starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Bobbie. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Bob, you picked up a real crazy one this time." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it is time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Mar 6 2007, 07:49 AM) A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it is time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four." Buuuuuuuuuuurn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owlswing Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Mar 6 2007, 08:41 AM) QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Mar 6 2007, 07:49 AM) A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it is time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four." Buuuuuuuuuuurn Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 QUOTE (owlswing @ Mar 6 2007, 08:28 AM) QUOTE (Cygnus @ Mar 6 2007, 08:41 AM) QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Mar 6 2007, 07:49 AM) A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it is time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four." Buuuuuuuuuuurn Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 A handsome young man and a typical good-looking lady got married, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said: "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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