failte Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 QUOTE (Maddy @ Jan 16 2007, 12:14 PM) QUOTE (Cygnus @ Jan 16 2007, 10:48 AM) The First Male Engineer Figures... seeriously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 THE PERFECT MAN.... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/amandaladi/cartoons%20and%20fun/pm1.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/amandaladi/cartoons%20and%20fun/pm2.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/amandaladi/cartoons%20and%20fun/pm3.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/amandaladi/cartoons%20and%20fun/pm4.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/amandaladi/cartoons%20and%20fun/pm5.jpg AND THE WOMEN WHO ARE STILL WAITING FOR HIM... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/amandaladi/cartoons%20and%20fun/pm6.jpg http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gifhttp://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gifhttp://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jan 16 2007, 06:19 PM) THE PERFECT MAN.... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/amandaladi/cartoons%20and%20fun/pm1.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/amandaladi/cartoons%20and%20fun/pm2.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/amandaladi/cartoons%20and%20fun/pm3.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/amandaladi/cartoons%20and%20fun/pm4.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/amandaladi/cartoons%20and%20fun/pm5.jpg AND THE WOMEN WHO ARE STILL WAITING FOR HIM... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/amandaladi/cartoons%20and%20fun/pm6.jpg http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gifhttp://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gifhttp://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif But yah know it's true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 OMG That is brilliant!!!! SOOOO True! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddy Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 And waiting....and waiting...and waiting.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 QUOTE (Maddy @ Jan 17 2007, 08:49 AM) And waiting....and waiting...and waiting.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/0071.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Jan 18 2007, 09:44 AM) http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/0071.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porthleven's rose Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Jan 18 2007, 09:44 AM) http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/0071.jpg Bet "The Perfect Man" is gay-------unlike this one!!! ( I hope!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arleen2112 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e292/ar2112/TheRushForum/uselessman.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porthleven's rose Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 QUOTE (Arleen2112 @ Jan 23 2007, 09:16 AM) http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e292/ar2112/TheRushForum/uselessman.gif oh,Arleen-thaat's so good!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 I think there may be a lesson here... My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big f***ing red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. definitely sayin'..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owlswing Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jan 25 2007, 02:27 PM) I think there may be a lesson here... My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big f***ing red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. definitely sayin'..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
failte Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jan 25 2007, 02:27 PM)I think there may be a lesson here... My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big f***ing red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. definitely sayin'..... http://www.dejoria.co.uk/catalogue/html_content_images/ukdej010.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jan 25 2007, 02:27 PM) I think there may be a lesson here... My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big f***ing red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. definitely sayin'..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porthleven's rose Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jan 25 2007, 02:27 PM) I think there may be a lesson here... My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big f***ing red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. definitely sayin'..... YES YES YES!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owlswing Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 EVERY NO AND THEN YOU GET A CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT 'EM MOMENT ----------- A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said...no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said... You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 QUOTE (owlswing @ Jan 26 2007, 01:02 PM) EVERY NO AND THEN YOU GET A CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT 'EM MOMENT ----------- A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said...no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said... You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porthleven's rose Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 yeah-right--- I'll stick to to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cygnus Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He began to like her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine. He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with Lorraine and date the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine, but he couldn't bring himself to do it. One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned. The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Jan 29 2007, 04:55 PM) There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He began to like her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine. He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with Lorraine and date the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine, but he couldn't bring himself to do it. One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned. The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone..." groaner foul..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Jan 29 2007, 04:01 PM) QUOTE (Cygnus @ Jan 29 2007, 04:55 PM) There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He began to like her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine. He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with Lorraine and date the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine, but he couldn't bring himself to do it. One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned. The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone..." groaner foul..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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