The Awesome Movie Quote Thread!

[liquidcrystalcompass]

QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 16 2010, 02:09 PM)

QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 16 2010, 11:54 AM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 16 2010, 01:49 PM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 16 2010, 02:48 PM) QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 16 2010, 12:24 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 16 2010, 09:37 AM) QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 16 2010, 12:33 PM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 16 2010, 09:02 AM) QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Apr 16 2010, 10:26 AM) "Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!" Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.   Angie D'Annunzio: A looper?   Carl Spackler: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.           Carl Spackler: This place got a pool?   Ty Webb: Pool and a pond... Pond be good for you. Doodie!   "Here it is! (Carl holds up the 'doodie') It's no big deal! (takes a bite)" "Hey Ty! What did you shoot today?" "Oh, you know I don't keep score, Judge." "Then how do you measure yourself against other golfers?" "By height." "You know, you really should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. Dr. Beeper is club champion and I'm...no slouch myself!" "Oh, don't sell yourself short, Judge. You're a tremendous slouch!" Ty Webb: You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body. Carl Spackler: This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff. "I've sent men younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. Felt I...OWED it to them." "This is my friend Mr. Wang. No offense."   "We just land by the Great Wall of China. On the good side." Carl Spackler: I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think. "Freeze gopher!!"

[rushgoober]

One of my favorite scenes ever from LOST HIGHWAY:

 

If you haven't seen this, it's worth watching:

(warning: foul language and general creepy vibe)

 

MYSTERY MAN

We've met before, haven't we?

 

FRED

I don't think so. Where was it that you think we met?

 

MYSTERY MAN

At your house. Don't you remember?

 

FRED

No, no I don't. Are you sure?

 

MYSTERY MAN

Of course. As a matter of fact, I'm there right now.

 

FRED

What do you mean? You're where right now?

 

MYSTERY MAN

At your house.

 

FRED

That's f*cking crazy, man.

 

MYSTERY MAN

(Hands Fred his phone) Call me. Dial your number. Go ahead. (Fred Dials)

 

MYSTERY MAN OVER THE PHONE

I told you I was here.

 

FRED

How did you do that?

 

MYSTERY MAN

Ask me.

 

FRED

How'd you get into my house?

 

MYSTERY MAN OVER THE PHONE

You invited me. It is not my custom to go where I'm not wanted.

 

FRED

Who are you?

 

MYSTERY MAN & MYSTERY MAN OVER THE PHONE both laugh in unison.

 

MYSTERY MAN OVER THE PHONE

Give me my phone back.

 

MYSTERY MAN

It's been a pleasure talking to you.

 

 

[Rushman14]

Groundhog Day.

 

Piano Teacher: Not bad... Mr. Connors, you say this is your first lesson?

Phil: Yes, but my father was a piano *mover*, so...

 

[mortkort]

Withnail and I

 

Monty: As a youth I used to weep in butchers shops

 

 

edit: spelling

Edited April 17, 2010 by mortkort

[GeddyRulz]

QUOTE (Queen of Megadon @ Apr 16 2010, 11:45 AM)

Bruce Pandolfini: Look deep, Josh. It's there. It's twelve moves away, but it's there. You've got him. *************************************************** Josh Waitzkin: You've lost, you just don't know it yet. Searching for Bobby Fischer

I love that movie. But then, I also love Chess.

[ILSnwdog]

Another all time classic!

 

Bluto: Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.

 

 

Dean Vernon Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?

Greg Marmalard: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.

Dean Vernon Wormer: Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.

Greg Marmalard: You're talking about Delta, sir.

Dean Vernon Wormer: Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!

 

 

Bluto: See if you can guess what I am now.

[puts a scoop of mashed potatoes in his mouth and hits his cheeks with his fists and spits it out]

Bluto: I'm a zit. Get it?

 

 

D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.

Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Otter: Germans?

Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.

 

 

Greg Marmalard: Come outta there, you bastards!

Eric 'Otter' Stratton: [in falsetto] Who is it?

Greg Marmalard: You know damn well who it is.

Eric 'Otter' Stratton: I'm sorry. You'll have to come back later. I'm doing the dishes.

 

 

Bluto: TOGA! TOGA!

 

[ILSnwdog]

[Rushman14]

can anyone name this movie?

 

You see in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

 

[theredtamasrule]

QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 19 2010, 01:10 PM)

can anyone name this movie? You see in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

Da good, da bad and da fugly!

 

"When you have to shoot. Shoot. Don't talk."

[Rushman14]

QUOTE (theredtamasrule @ Apr 19 2010, 11:12 AM)

QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 19 2010, 01:10 PM) can anyone name this movie? You see in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig. Da good, da bad and da fugly!   "When you have to shoot. Shoot. Don't talk." Who the hell is that? One bastard goes in, another one comes out!

[Queen of Megadon]

QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ Apr 17 2010, 10:36 PM)

QUOTE (Queen of Megadon @ Apr 16 2010, 11:45 AM) Bruce Pandolfini: Look deep, Josh. It's there. It's twelve moves away, but it's there. You've got him. *************************************************** Josh Waitzkin: You've lost, you just don't know it yet. Searching for Bobby Fischer I love that movie. But then, I also love Chess. Never played chess...but I admire it a great deal. Such a little battle right there on the board.   This movie though...so many things about it are so beautiful just to LOOK at! And I love the line before it, when Bruce discovers the impending win.   BRUCE: "That was a mistake" Palpable!     And then their little ESP conversation...   BRUCE: Dont move until you see it.   JOSH: (silently to himself) I dont see it.   BRUCE: Dont move until you see it.   JOSH: I dont see it   and so on....   Until Josh lays his eyes on it...those big, beautiful, weary child eyes....I get the chills just thinking about it!

[Rushman14]

who can name this quote?

 

I've been in prison for three years. My d@*k gets hard if the wind blows

[ILSnwdog]

QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 20 2010, 01:55 PM)

who can name this quote? I've been in prison for three years. My d@*k gets hard if the wind blows

Reggie Hammond in 48 hours.

 

Cachang bitches!

[Cowtothesky]

"Dying aint much of a livin' boy"

 

The Outlaw Josey Wales

[Stormtron]

Big Gulps huh? All right.....well, see you later!

[ILSnwdog]

QUOTE (Storm Shadow @ Apr 22 2010, 05:21 AM)

Big Gulps huh? All right.....well, see you later!

Isn't that Dumb and Dumber? Great movie.

 

 

[Stormtron]

QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 09:12 AM)

QUOTE (Storm Shadow @ Apr 22 2010, 05:21 AM) Big Gulps huh? All right.....well, see you later! Isn't that Dumb and Dumber? Great movie. Yeah, it is. Such a quick scene, but I laugh every time I even think about it.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g1KcOw7zas

[ILSnwdog]

QUOTE (Storm Shadow @ Apr 22 2010, 08:41 AM)

QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 09:12 AM) QUOTE (Storm Shadow @ Apr 22 2010, 05:21 AM) Big Gulps huh? All right.....well, see you later! Isn't that Dumb and Dumber? Great movie. Yeah, it is. Such a quick scene, but I laugh every time I even think about it.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g1KcOw7zas "Kick his ass Seabass!"

[Jack Aubrey]

Capt. Jack Aubrey: Right lads, now, I know there's not a faint heart among you, and I know you're as anxious as I am to get into close action. But we must bring them right up beside us before we spring this trap. That will test our nerve, and discipline will count just as much as courage. The Acheron is a tough nut to crack... more than twice our guns, more than twice our numbers, and they will sell their lives dearly. Topmen, your handling of the sheets to be lubberly and un-navy like. Until the signal calls, you're to spill the wind from our sails, this will bring us almost to a complete stop. Gun crews, you must run out and tie down in double quick time. With the rear wheels removed, you've gained elevation. and without recoil, there'll be no chance for re-load, so gun captains, that gives you one shot from the lardboard battery... one shot only. You'll fire for her mainmast. Much will depend on your accuracy... however... even crippled, she will still be dangerous, like a wounded beast. Captain Howard and the marines will sweep their weather deck with swivel gun and musket fire from the tops. They'll try and even the odds for us before we board. They mean to take us as a prize.

[all chuckling]

Capt. Jack Aubrey: And we are worth more to them undamaged. Their greed... will be their downfall. England is under threat of invasion, and though we be on the far side of the world, this ship is our home. This ship, is England. So it's every hand to his rope or gun, quick's the word and sharp's the action. After all... surprise is on our side.

[ILSnwdog]

"That's a damn shame. Folks throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that."

 

[Mara]

"Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?"

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 01:58 PM)

"That's a damn shame. Folks throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that."

"Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."

[Rushman14]

QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 10:58 AM)

"That's a damn shame. Folks throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that."

thats from the classic "Better Off Dead" but then Emilio Estevez ripped it off for the silly garbage man movie he did with Charlie Sheen called "Men At Work"

[Rushman14]

QUOTE (Mara @ Apr 22 2010, 11:23 AM)

"Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?"

Face it, you're a Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie!

 

[ILSnwdog]

QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 22 2010, 01:24 PM)

QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 22 2010, 01:58 PM) "That's a damn shame. Folks throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky." "I want my two dollars"