lerxt1990 Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 "It's just filthy. People are dirty. I think that's the biggest thing that's wrong with people. I think they wouldn't be as violent if they were clean, because then they wouldn't have anybody to pick on... Oofh... Dirt... See, dirt isn't bad. It's filth. Filth is bad. That's what starts maggots and riots..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 "Why arn't you popular with the Chicago police department?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 23 2010, 01:49 PM) "Why arn't you popular with the Chicago police department?" Love how Grodin keep repeating that one. It gets funnier each time he says it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushman14 Posted April 23, 2010 Author Share Posted April 23, 2010 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 23 2010, 10:57 AM)QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 23 2010, 01:49 PM) "Why arn't you popular with the Chicago police department?" Love how Grodin keep repeating that one. It gets funnier each time he says it. Jonathan Mardukas: Jack, you're a grown man. You're in control of your own words. Jack Walsh: You're goddamn right I am. Now here come two words for you: Shut the f**k up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 23 2010, 01:02 PM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 23 2010, 10:57 AM)QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 23 2010, 01:49 PM) "Why arn't you popular with the Chicago police department?" Love how Grodin keep repeating that one. It gets funnier each time he says it. Jonathan Mardukas: Jack, you're a grown man. You're in control of your own words. Jack Walsh: You're goddamn right I am. Now here come two words for you: Shut the f**k up I love that one! "Is this moron number one? Put moron number two on the phone. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 "Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have f*cked with? That's me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 "Del... Why did you kiss my ear?" "Why are you holding my hand?" "Where's your other hand?" "Between two pillows." "THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushman14 Posted April 23, 2010 Author Share Posted April 23, 2010 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 23 2010, 03:05 PM) "Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have f*cked with? That's me." Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the f**k out of here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umoveme Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 "You got any balloons that come in funny shapes?" "not unless round is funneh." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 Name THIS one! "I always like to consider us the world's most popular cult band." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 QUOTE (umoveme @ Apr 23 2010, 05:54 PM) "You got any balloons that come in funny shapes?" "not unless round is funneh." That was on today! Great stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowdog Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 QUOTE (Mara @ Apr 23 2010, 08:59 PM) Name THIS one! "I always like to consider us the world's most popular cult band." Why I believe that quote came from an obscure musician named Geddy Lee who was the front man for a little known band out of Canada called Rush. For some reason, a documentary was made about them called "Beyond the Lighted Stage" and I guess they had the most consecutive gold/platinum albums behind some guys named the Beatles and Stones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowdog Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 (edited) Ok, I scrolled through this entire thread and I can't believe nobody has posted my favorite movie quote of all time: "I'm your huckleberry" http://www.patriotresource.com/tombstone/graphics/cast/kilmer.jpg Friggin' classic!!!! An all time classic!!!! edit: I gotta add more Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday. Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play for Blood," remember? Johnny Ringo: Oh that. I was just foolin' about. Doc Holliday: I wasn't. ____ Wyatt Earp: What makes a man like Ringo, Doc? What makes him do the things he does? Doc: A man like Ringo...got a great empty hole right through the middle of him. He can never kill enough or steal enough...or inflict enough pain to ever fill it. Wyatt: What does he need? Doc: Revenge Wyatt: For what? Doc: Bein' born _______________ Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double. Doc Holliday: I have two guns, one for each of ya. _____________ Doc Holliday: Maybe poker's just not your game, Ike. I know: let's have a spelling contest _________________ Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Why you doin' this, Doc? Doc Holliday: Because Wyatt Earp is my friend. Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends. Doc Holliday: ...I don't. I could go on and on, but that is just a few. What a great freakin' movie! Edited April 24, 2010 by Snowdog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushman14 Posted April 26, 2010 Author Share Posted April 26, 2010 That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcrystalcompass Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 26 2010, 04:34 PM) That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. "You got a joint?" "Uh. Not on me." "It would be a lot cooler if you did." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushman14 Posted April 26, 2010 Author Share Posted April 26, 2010 QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 26 2010, 02:38 PM) QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 26 2010, 04:34 PM) That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. "You got a joint?" "Uh. Not on me." "It would be a lot cooler if you did." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 Here are some quotes from one of the greatest movies ever. Randal Graves: My mom's been f*ckin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad. [after losing a hockey ball from the roof] Dante Hicks: Are there any balls down there? Jay: About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry! Silent Bob: [His only line] You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. Caged Animal Masturbator: It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination. Dante Hicks: I'm not even supposed to be here today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaine mac Roth Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Mal Reynolds - Faster...Faster would be better Jayne Cobb - Shiny, let's be bad guys Mal Reynolds - I aim to misbehave Serenity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew1 Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 QUOTE (Mara @ Apr 23 2010, 06:36 PM) "Del... Why did you kiss my ear?" "Why are you holding my hand?" "Where's your other hand?" "Between two pillows." "THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!" Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. God, I love you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew1 Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 QUOTE (Snowdog @ Apr 23 2010, 10:53 PM) Ok, I scrolled through this entire thread and I can't believe nobody has posted my favorite movie quote of all time: "I'm your huckleberry" http://www.patriotresource.com/tombstone/graphics/cast/kilmer.jpg Friggin' classic!!!! An all time classic!!!! edit: I gotta add more Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday. Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play for Blood," remember? Johnny Ringo: Oh that. I was just foolin' about. Doc Holliday: I wasn't. ____ Wyatt Earp: What makes a man like Ringo, Doc? What makes him do the things he does? Doc: A man like Ringo...got a great empty hole right through the middle of him. He can never kill enough or steal enough...or inflict enough pain to ever fill it. Wyatt: What does he need? Doc: Revenge Wyatt: For what? Doc: Bein' born _______________ Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double. Doc Holliday: I have two guns, one for each of ya. _____________ Doc Holliday: Maybe poker's just not your game, Ike. I know: let's have a spelling contest _________________ Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Why you doin' this, Doc? Doc Holliday: Because Wyatt Earp is my friend. Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends. Doc Holliday: ...I don't. I could go on and on, but that is just a few. What a great freakin' movie! I love Tombstone. I love Chris Farley. Great Avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew1 Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 QUOTE (Andrew1 @ May 3 2010, 09:17 PM) QUOTE (Mara @ Apr 23 2010, 06:36 PM) "Del... Why did you kiss my ear?" "Why are you holding my hand?" "Where's your other hand?" "Between two pillows." "THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!" Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. God, I love you! "Now are you gonna help me? Or are you gonna stand there, like a slab of meat with mittens!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushman14 Posted May 6, 2010 Author Share Posted May 6, 2010 Reggie: Jack... Tell me a story. Jack: f**k you! Reggie: Oh, that's my favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcrystalcompass Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 QUOTE (Rushman14 @ May 6 2010, 12:11 PM) Reggie: Jack... Tell me a story. Jack: f**k you! Reggie: Oh, that's my favorite. Jack: What are you smiling at, watermelon? Your big move just turned out to be shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyLeefan2112 Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 "You given yourself to me, calmly, coolly, entirely without incident." "No.... Not without incident." What movie guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 QUOTE (Rushman14 @ May 7 2010, 02:11 AM) Reggie: Jack... Tell me a story. Jack: f**k you! Reggie: Oh, that's my favorite. I miss how funny Eddie Murphy used to be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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