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QUOTE (Mara @ Aug 5 2009, 01:18 PM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 5 2009, 04:13 PM)
QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Aug 5 2009, 11:50 AM)
Chicks with hairy arms.

Even I cannot stand this. A friend of a friend has more hair on her forearms than most men. I'm not saying you have to be super girly but there comes a point where you kind of need to take care of excessive body hair. I just saw a woman earlier today who had a full on mustache.

I know! What is UP with that? Do they not know they're sporting a handlebar?

And not to get, you know, um, politically incorrect, but why is it that SOME black women think that wearing pantyhose hides the fact that they have not shaved their legs since the last solstice? It doesn't - the hair gets all wadded and tangled up under the nylon and makes it look way worse.

I wish I could ask what is up with excessive body hair. Do they not know? Not care? Not understand there are ways to remove it?

 

The thought of wearing stockings with unshaven legs seems like that would feel incredibly weird. I can't stand body hair. Love it on men but I can't stand it.

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QUOTE (Spindrift @ Aug 5 2009, 09:54 PM)
QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Aug 5 2009, 06:09 PM)
Peeing in the shower.

It's the peeing in the bath that ends it for me!

 

 

 

 

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Peeing in the shower or bath would get the offender yelled at. A lot. To the point where he would be terrified to do it again.

However, taking a crap in either would definitely be splitsville. And I would tell everyone why.

 

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Peeing in the shower.

It's the peeing in the bath that ends it for me!

 

 

 

 

biggrin.gif

Peeing in the shower or bath would get the offender yelled at. A lot. To the point where he would be terrified to do it again.

However, taking a crap in either would definitely be splitsville. And I would tell everyone why.

062802puke_prv.gif

 

I don't know why, but I suddenly thought of this:

 

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/myspace-next-time-you-try-to-look-hot-flush-the-toilet-demotivational-poster.jpg

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QUOTE (priest_of_syrinx @ Aug 5 2009, 07:21 PM)
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QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Aug 5 2009, 06:09 PM)
Peeing in the shower.

It's the peeing in the bath that ends it for me!

 

 

 

 

biggrin.gif

Peeing in the shower or bath would get the offender yelled at. A lot. To the point where he would be terrified to do it again.

However, taking a crap in either would definitely be splitsville. And I would tell everyone why.

062802puke_prv.gif

 

I don't know why, but I suddenly thought of this:

 

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/myspace-next-time-you-try-to-look-hot-flush-the-toilet-demotivational-poster.jpg

Maybe it wasn't her's unsure.gif laugh.gif rofl3.gif

 

Another one for me is... sleeping all day!! Get your ass up and do something. wacko.gif tongue.gif

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QUOTE (troutman @ Aug 5 2009, 10:31 PM)
QUOTE (priest_of_syrinx @ Aug 5 2009, 07:21 PM)
QUOTE (Mara @ Aug 5 2009, 07:58 PM)
QUOTE (Spindrift @ Aug 5 2009, 09:54 PM)
QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Aug 5 2009, 06:09 PM)
Peeing in the shower.

It's the peeing in the bath that ends it for me!

 

 

 

 

biggrin.gif

Peeing in the shower or bath would get the offender yelled at. A lot. To the point where he would be terrified to do it again.

However, taking a crap in either would definitely be splitsville. And I would tell everyone why.

062802puke_prv.gif

 

I don't know why, but I suddenly thought of this:

 

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/myspace-next-time-you-try-to-look-hot-flush-the-toilet-demotivational-poster.jpg

Maybe it wasn't her's unsure.gif laugh.gif rofl3.gif

 

Another one for me is... sleeping all day!! Get your ass up and do something. wacko.gif tongue.gif

What about sleeping half a day? Would that be ok? confused13.gif

 

 

tongue.gif

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QUOTE (sullysue @ Aug 5 2009, 07:48 PM)
QUOTE (troutman @ Aug 5 2009, 10:31 PM)
QUOTE (priest_of_syrinx @ Aug 5 2009, 07:21 PM)
QUOTE (Mara @ Aug 5 2009, 07:58 PM)
QUOTE (Spindrift @ Aug 5 2009, 09:54 PM)
QUOTE (workingcinderellaman @ Aug 5 2009, 06:09 PM)
Peeing in the shower.

It's the peeing in the bath that ends it for me!

 

 

 

 

biggrin.gif

Peeing in the shower or bath would get the offender yelled at. A lot. To the point where he would be terrified to do it again.

However, taking a crap in either would definitely be splitsville. And I would tell everyone why.

062802puke_prv.gif

 

I don't know why, but I suddenly thought of this:

 

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/myspace-next-time-you-try-to-look-hot-flush-the-toilet-demotivational-poster.jpg

Maybe it wasn't her's unsure.gif laugh.gif rofl3.gif

 

Another one for me is... sleeping all day!! Get your ass up and do something. wacko.gif tongue.gif

What about sleeping half a day? Would that be ok? confused13.gif

 

 

tongue.gif

laugh.gif Not if your just being a lazy bum tongue.gif If it is because work has been crazy ect!!! Yes sleep in. What I meant was just a person that has a set schedule and just sleeps for no reason. sarcasm.gif

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QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 3 2009, 08:37 PM)
QUOTE (Territorial_Game @ Aug 3 2009, 08:13 PM)
QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 3 2009, 06:25 PM)
QUOTE (Territorial_Game @ Aug 3 2009, 06:45 PM)
Easily offended is the killer for me. If I can't tell a slightly (or very) salty joke in front of her, or pull an innocent prank on her, I can't date her. On the other hand, plus 1 "dating point" if they can deal it right back. Plus 2 if they can deal it back and then some. Plus 5 if they can actually offend me.

Oh ya... I bet ya I can guess where Karina falls into on that scale. laugh.gif

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She would be plus 5, but she takes potshots at Texas, so plus 4.

z7shysterical.gif I knew it! Sakes the girl can't take a few potshots at Texas without you getting upset... jeeze lighten up TG. tongue.gif laugh.gif

i just love his big state and silly accent... wink.gif

 

as for me its not about the size of the dick, but if it's on his head that might be a problem...

 

 

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QUOTE (udanax @ Aug 9 2009, 12:45 AM)
QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 3 2009, 08:37 PM)
QUOTE (Territorial_Game @ Aug 3 2009, 08:13 PM)
QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 3 2009, 06:25 PM)
QUOTE (Territorial_Game @ Aug 3 2009, 06:45 PM)
Easily offended is the killer for me. If I can't tell a slightly (or very) salty joke in front of her, or pull an innocent prank on her, I can't date her. On the other hand, plus 1 "dating point" if they can deal it right back. Plus 2 if they can deal it back and then some. Plus 5 if they can actually offend me.

Oh ya... I bet ya I can guess where Karina falls into on that scale. laugh.gif

laugh.gif

 

She would be plus 5, but she takes potshots at Texas, so plus 4.

z7shysterical.gif I knew it! Sakes the girl can't take a few potshots at Texas without you getting upset... jeeze lighten up TG. tongue.gif laugh.gif

i just love his big state and silly accent... wink.gif

 

as for me its not about the size of the dick, but if it's on his head that might be a problem...

spit6ph.gif

 

EXCELLENT!!!

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QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 9 2009, 03:38 PM)
QUOTE (udanax @ Aug 9 2009, 12:45 AM)
QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 3 2009, 08:37 PM)
QUOTE (Territorial_Game @ Aug 3 2009, 08:13 PM)
QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 3 2009, 06:25 PM)
QUOTE (Territorial_Game @ Aug 3 2009, 06:45 PM)
Easily offended is the killer for me. If I can't tell a slightly (or very) salty joke in front of her, or pull an innocent prank on her, I can't date her. On the other hand, plus 1 "dating point" if they can deal it right back. Plus 2 if they can deal it back and then some. Plus 5 if they can actually offend me.

Oh ya... I bet ya I can guess where Karina falls into on that scale. laugh.gif

laugh.gif

 

She would be plus 5, but she takes potshots at Texas, so plus 4.

z7shysterical.gif I knew it! Sakes the girl can't take a few potshots at Texas without you getting upset... jeeze lighten up TG. tongue.gif laugh.gif

i just love his big state and silly accent... wink.gif

 

as for me its not about the size of the dick, but if it's on his head that might be a problem...

spit6ph.gif

 

EXCELLENT!!!

luckily i dont have to deal with either of those issues...

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QUOTE (udanax @ Aug 9 2009, 10:47 PM)
QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 9 2009, 03:38 PM)
QUOTE (udanax @ Aug 9 2009, 12:45 AM)
QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 3 2009, 08:37 PM)
QUOTE (Territorial_Game @ Aug 3 2009, 08:13 PM)
QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 3 2009, 06:25 PM)
QUOTE (Territorial_Game @ Aug 3 2009, 06:45 PM)
Easily offended is the killer for me. If I can't tell a slightly (or very) salty joke in front of her, or pull an innocent prank on her, I can't date her. On the other hand, plus 1 "dating point" if they can deal it right back. Plus 2 if they can deal it back and then some. Plus 5 if they can actually offend me.

Oh ya... I bet ya I can guess where Karina falls into on that scale. laugh.gif

laugh.gif

 

She would be plus 5, but she takes potshots at Texas, so plus 4.

z7shysterical.gif I knew it! Sakes the girl can't take a few potshots at Texas without you getting upset... jeeze lighten up TG. tongue.gif laugh.gif

i just love his big state and silly accent... wink.gif

 

as for me its not about the size of the dick, but if it's on his head that might be a problem...

spit6ph.gif

 

EXCELLENT!!!

luckily i dont have to deal with either of those issues...

You no likey?

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QUOTE (Spindrift @ Aug 9 2009, 10:05 PM)
QUOTE (udanax @ Aug 9 2009, 10:47 PM)
QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 9 2009, 03:38 PM)
QUOTE (udanax @ Aug 9 2009, 12:45 AM)
QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 3 2009, 08:37 PM)
QUOTE (Territorial_Game @ Aug 3 2009, 08:13 PM)
QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 3 2009, 06:25 PM)
QUOTE (Territorial_Game @ Aug 3 2009, 06:45 PM)
Easily offended is the killer for me. If I can't tell a slightly (or very) salty joke in front of her, or pull an innocent prank on her, I can't date her. On the other hand, plus 1 "dating point" if they can deal it right back. Plus 2 if they can deal it back and then some. Plus 5 if they can actually offend me.

Oh ya... I bet ya I can guess where Karina falls into on that scale. laugh.gif

laugh.gif

 

She would be plus 5, but she takes potshots at Texas, so plus 4.

z7shysterical.gif I knew it! Sakes the girl can't take a few potshots at Texas without you getting upset... jeeze lighten up TG. tongue.gif laugh.gif

i just love his big state and silly accent... wink.gif

 

as for me its not about the size of the dick, but if it's on his head that might be a problem...

spit6ph.gif

 

EXCELLENT!!!

luckily i dont have to deal with either of those issues...

You no likey?

uhhhhh.....are you questioning my sexual preference?

 

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QUOTE (udanax @ Aug 9 2009, 11:21 PM)
QUOTE (Spindrift @ Aug 9 2009, 10:05 PM)
QUOTE (udanax @ Aug 9 2009, 10:47 PM)
QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 9 2009, 03:38 PM)
QUOTE (udanax @ Aug 9 2009, 12:45 AM)
QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 3 2009, 08:37 PM)
QUOTE (Territorial_Game @ Aug 3 2009, 08:13 PM)
QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 3 2009, 06:25 PM)
QUOTE (Territorial_Game @ Aug 3 2009, 06:45 PM)
Easily offended is the killer for me. If I can't tell a slightly (or very) salty joke in front of her, or pull an innocent prank on her, I can't date her. On the other hand, plus 1 "dating point" if they can deal it right back. Plus 2 if they can deal it back and then some. Plus 5 if they can actually offend me.

Oh ya... I bet ya I can guess where Karina falls into on that scale. laugh.gif

laugh.gif

 

She would be plus 5, but she takes potshots at Texas, so plus 4.

z7shysterical.gif I knew it! Sakes the girl can't take a few potshots at Texas without you getting upset... jeeze lighten up TG. tongue.gif laugh.gif

i just love his big state and silly accent... wink.gif

 

as for me its not about the size of the dick, but if it's on his head that might be a problem...

spit6ph.gif

 

EXCELLENT!!!

luckily i dont have to deal with either of those issues...

You no likey?

uhhhhh.....are you questioning my sexual preference?

This is gettin' interesting popcorn.gif

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QUOTE (udanax @ Aug 10 2009, 01:21 AM)
QUOTE (Spindrift @ Aug 9 2009, 10:05 PM)
QUOTE (udanax @ Aug 9 2009, 10:47 PM)
QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 9 2009, 03:38 PM)
QUOTE (udanax @ Aug 9 2009, 12:45 AM)
QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 3 2009, 08:37 PM)
QUOTE (Territorial_Game @ Aug 3 2009, 08:13 PM)
QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 3 2009, 06:25 PM)
QUOTE (Territorial_Game @ Aug 3 2009, 06:45 PM)
Easily offended is the killer for me. If I can't tell a slightly (or very) salty joke in front of her, or pull an innocent prank on her, I can't date her. On the other hand, plus 1 "dating point" if they can deal it right back. Plus 2 if they can deal it back and then some. Plus 5 if they can actually offend me.

Oh ya... I bet ya I can guess where Karina falls into on that scale. laugh.gif

laugh.gif

 

She would be plus 5, but she takes potshots at Texas, so plus 4.

z7shysterical.gif I knew it! Sakes the girl can't take a few potshots at Texas without you getting upset... jeeze lighten up TG. tongue.gif laugh.gif

i just love his big state and silly accent... wink.gif

 

as for me its not about the size of the dick, but if it's on his head that might be a problem...

spit6ph.gif

 

EXCELLENT!!!

luckily i dont have to deal with either of those issues...

You no likey?

uhhhhh.....are you questioning my sexual preference?

You're a woman, who said she doesn't have to deal with "size" or "if it's on his head".

 

I guess I am confused.

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QUOTE (Territorial_Game @ Aug 3 2009, 06:45 PM)
Easily offended is the killer for me. If I can't tell a slightly (or very) salty joke in front of her, or pull an innocent prank on her, I can't date her. On the other hand, plus 1 "dating point" if they can deal it right back. Plus 2 if they can deal it back and then some. Plus 5 if they can actually offend me.

Easily offended is an immediate ender.

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