1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Schindler's List II: Oskar Schmoskar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Owl Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Jaws^2 (I have no squared symbol) Sharks evolve legs and come on land!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormtron Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Forest Gump Meets the Wolfman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Owl Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Rocky Horror 2: Intranced on Transylvania Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Dances With Wolves II: Tangoes With Prairie Dogs Bull Durham II: Crabs Infest The Team Locker Room Harold And Kumar Go To Hell American Pie 29: American Viagra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circumstantial tree Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 QUOTE (Marathonist @ Jul 23 2008, 10:32 PM) Dances With Wolves II: Tangoes With Prairie Dogs Bull Durham II: Crabs Infest The Team Locker Room Harold And Kumar Go To Hell American Pie 29: American Viagra Actually, Kevin Costner said he'd do a sequel to Bull Durham if the script was any good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anagramking Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Junior and the Twins What About What About Bob? 5th Grade Cop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troutman Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 QUOTE (Marathonist @ Jul 23 2008, 06:32 PM) Dances With Wolves II: Tangoes With Prairie Dogs Bull Durham II: Crabs Infest The Team Locker Room Harold And Kumar Go To Hell American Pie 29: American Viagra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted July 24, 2008 Author Share Posted July 24, 2008 (edited) The Elephant Man II: Pack Up Your Trunk The Wizard of Oz 2: Toto's Story The Passion of the Christ - Second Coming: The Musical Edited July 24, 2008 by rushgoober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrail Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jul 23 2008, 01:42 PM) Toy Story 3: Buzz Lightyear's First Woody Too late http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toy_Story_3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circumstantial tree Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 (edited) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jul 24 2008, 01:02 AM) The Elephant Man II: Pack Up Your Trunk The Wizard of Oz 2: Toto's Story The Passion of the Christ - Second Coming: The Musical Actually, an animated sequel to the Wizard of Oz was done back in the 70's called "Return to Oz" (or was it "Journey Back to Oz"?)and introduced some new characters like Pumpkinhead, Mombi (cousin of wicked witch of west), and a few others. Liza Minelli provided the voice of Dorothy and (believe it or not) Margaret Hamilton provided the voice of Aunt Em. Edited July 24, 2008 by circumstantial tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Babe - Pork on a plate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertjames1971 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Showgirls 2 - The Liposuction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Sex And The City 2: Geez! You're almost seventy! Slow down already! (Boy is GG gonna smack me over that one!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theredtamasrule Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Jul 24 2008, 08:38 AM) Babe - Pork on a plate How about: Babe 2 - Lil' Porkchop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theredtamasrule Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 (edited) Porky's 3: The Viagra Years Teen Wolf 3 (no tag line neede...it's bad enough as is) Beneath, Between & Behind the Planet of the Apes Edited July 24, 2008 by theredtamasrule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertjames1971 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Canadian Bacon 2 - The Apocalypse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowtothesky Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 The Godfather IV - Starring Robert Downy, Jr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertjames1971 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Alien vs Predator 2 (or 3, or whatever) Alf's revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lmnopqrstuvwxYYZ Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 1. When Harry told Sally he has VD. 2. Scent of a Woman - Starring Rosie O'donnell and Amy Winehouse. 3. No Country for Old Men - Sheriff Ed Tom Bell working as a security guard at Walmart. 4. Starwars 7 - Jabba goes on Nutrisystem. 5. The Maxtrix - Ctl Alt Delete. 6. Lethal Weapon 5 - Murtaugh's had enough. 7. Gigli - No funny title needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertjames1971 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Gigli... hehe good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 QUOTE (lmnopqrstuvwxYYZ @ Jul 24 2008, 05:23 PM) 6. Lethal Weapon 5 - Murtaugh's had enough. Lethal Weapon 6: Murtaugh Gets Too Old For This Shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tupelobarchetta Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 (edited) Top Gun 2: Don't Ask, Don't Tell (Maverick and Iceman struggle to keep their unique relationship secret from Maverick's wife, Charlie the instructor, and the rest of the military. Maverick and Iceman enjoy sharing their 'jets' with each other). Brokeback Mountain 2: Saddle Sores (Due to Heath Ledger's death, the Ennis del Mar role is written out and Adam Sandler is introduced as Rusty Rodd, a loner who stops for a blow while seeking a job on Brokeback Mountain and meets Jake Gyllenhaal's Jack Twist. Jack is torn over the loss of his friend Ennis, but Rusty comforts him and they affectionately learn how to ride bareback on each other). Deliverance 2: Revenge of the Purty Mouths (The boys from Atlanta return to the river to hunt down more redneck backwoodsmen. The kid with the banjo has a speaking part. But trouble ensues when Jon Voight goes berserk after Burt Reynolds tells him his daughter has a purty mouth.) One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest 2: McMurphy Becomes a Laker Fan (McMurphy escapes the mental hospital, moves to LA and cons his way onto courtside during Los Angeles Laker games. He tells Coach Phil Jackson to sign a center named 'Chief,' a Native American whom he coached at the hospital. Laughs are a plenty during McMurphy-Magic Johnson conversation scene). Scarface 2: Say Hello To His New Little Friend (Tony Montana pulls himself out of the bloody fountain and re-establishes himself as the drug lord of Miami while cruising the streets in a tank. Two sets of Miami Vice cops named Crockett and Tubbs are hot on his trail). The Natural 2: Roy Hobbs on Steroids (Fans and the media begin to notice Roy's growing muscle mass and 600 foot home runs, plus the blood on the buttocks of his pants. Roy tells Congress that he was shot in the butt by a crazed female fan. Baseball confiscates one of his bats, which has the letters 'HGH' burned into it. Roger Clemens, Jason Giambi, Mark McGwire, Barry Bonds and Rafael Palmeiro co-star as Roy's teammates, along with Brian McNamee as the "trainer.") Death Wish 7: Kersey's Hunt for Bin Laden (After killing all the thugs in America, Paul Kersey travels to Afghanistan to search for the world's most wanted thug. In the end Kersey kills Bin Laden with his looks.). Blazing Saddles 2: Black Bart in Compton (After riding out of Rock Ridge, Black Bart and the Waco Kid become the law in the gang-infested ruins of Compton, Los Angeles. Black Bart is angered when a punk teenager utters the "Up Yours" line to him). Striptease 2: She Like 'Em Young (Years after fending off the old senator, our female stripper goes into Cougar mode and sinks her claws into a young, dumb actor who enjoys punking his friends). The X-Files 3-D: Mulder and Scully Meet My Favorite Martian (The FBI's paranormal investigators are transported through the office television onto the set of an early 1960s comedy. What Mulder and Scully don't know is, Ray Walston is a real Martian). Mr. and Mrs. Smith 2: Jennifer? Jennifer Who? (Actually a prequel. Following their shoot-ups and making peace in their home, Mr. and Mrs. Smith reflect back to the time when Mr. Smith was married to a woman named Jennifer, and how Mrs. Smith worked her way into his life). Debbie Does Dallas 2008: Romo's New Girlfriend (The star quarterback dumps Jessica Simpson for a hot young cheerleader who loves taking on the team behind his back. Beware of the horrific Debbie-Wade Phillips coach's office scene). Edited July 25, 2008 by tupelobarchetta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted July 25, 2008 Author Share Posted July 25, 2008 QUOTE (tupelobarchetta @ Jul 24 2008, 04:46 PM)Top Gun 2: Don't Ask, Don't Tell (Maverick and Iceman struggle to keep their unique relationship secret from Maverick's wife, Charlie the instructor, and the rest of the military. Maverick and Iceman enjoy sharing their 'jets' with each other). Brokeback Mountain 2: Saddle Sores (Due to Heath Ledger's death, the Ennis del Mar role is written out and Adam Sandler is introduced as Rusty Rodd, a loner who stops for a blow while seeking a job on Brokeback Mountain and meets Jake Gyllenhaal's Jack Twist. Jack is torn over the loss of his friend Ennis, but Rusty comforts him and they affectionately learn how to ride bareback on each other). Deliverance 2: Revenge of the Purty Mouths (The boys from Atlanta return to the river to hunt down more redneck backwoodsmen. The kid with the banjo has a speaking part. But trouble ensues when Jon Voight goes berserk after Burt Reynolds tells him his daughter has a purty mouth.) One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest 2: McMurphy Becomes a Laker Fan (McMurphy escapes the mental hospital, moves to LA and cons his way onto courtside during Los Angeles Laker games. He tells Coach Phil Jackson to sign a center named 'Chief,' a Native American whom he coached at the hospital. Laughs are a plenty during McMurphy-Magic Johnson conversation scene). Scarface 2: Say Hello To His New Little Friend (Tony Montana pulls himself out of the bloody fountain and re-establishes himself as the drug lord of Miami while cruising the streets in a tank. Two sets of Miami Vice cops named Crockett and Tubbs are hot on his trail). The Natural 2: Roy Hobbs on Steroids (Fans and the media begin to notice Roy's growing muscle mass and 600 foot home runs, plus the blood on the buttocks of his pants. Roy tells Congress that he was shot in the butt by a crazed female fan. Baseball confiscates one of his bats, which has the letters 'HGH' burned into it. Roger Clemens, Jason Giambi, Mark McGwire, Barry Bonds and Rafael Palmeiro co-star as Roy's teammates, along with Brian McNamee as the "trainer.") Death Wish 7: Kersey's Hunt for Bin Laden (After killing all the thugs in America, Paul Kersey travels to Afghanistan to search for the world's most wanted thug. In the end Kersey kills Bin Laden with his looks.). Blazing Saddles 2: Black Bart in Compton (After riding out of Rock Ridge, Black Bart and the Waco Kid become the law in the gang-infested ruins of Compton, Los Angeles. Black Bart is angered when a punk teenager utters the "Up Yours" line to him). Striptease 2: She Like 'Em Young (Years after fending off the old senator, our female stripper goes into Cougar mode and sinks her claws into a young, dumb actor who enjoys punking his friends). The X-Files 3-D: Mulder and Scully Meet My Favorite Martian (The FBI's paranormal investigators are transported through the office television onto the set of an early 1960s comedy. What Mulder and Scully don't know is, Ray Walston is a real Martian). Mr. and Mrs. Smith 2: Jennifer? Jennifer Who? (Actually a prequel. Following their shoot-ups and making peace in their home, Mr. and Mrs. Smith reflect back to the time when Mr. Smith was married to a woman named Jennifer, and how Mrs. Smith worked her way into his life). Debbie Does Dallas 2008: Romo's New Girlfriend (The star quarterback dumps Jessica Simpson for a hot young cheerleader who loves taking on the team behind his back. Beware of the horrific Debbie-Wade Phillips coach's office scene). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Rygar Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Die Hard 5 - Dying Hard Dude, Where's my Penis? Ernest Goes Insane! Ernest Goes Postal Ernest Goes Gay When Harry Met Sally's Mom The Jar-Jar Chronicles Volume 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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