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Should Headline Writers (or their AI replacements) be Rounded Up and Tortured?


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A simple Google search this morning returned the following headlines:

 

Robitussin cough syrups recalled for contamination. Here's what to know.
Shelling in Florida: Here’s what to know before picking up a seashell
Are bobcats dangerous? Here's what to know about the Arizona wildcat
New Travel Center Approved In Orange: Here's What To Know
What causes fog? Here's what to know
Annual, world-famous Naples Winter Wine Festival is this weekend: Here's what to know
Here's what you need to know: Thursday, Jan. 25
Pokemon Is 'Investigating' Palworld For Potential IP Infringement—Here’s What To Know About The Controversial Game That’s Gone Viral

What You Need To Know Ahead of Google-Parent Alphabet's Earnings on Tuesday 
Travel to Hawaii? Here is what you need to know about the proposed tourist tax
What you need to know about the 2024 Finnish presidential election
Here's what you need to know: Thursday, Jan. 25

California relaxes COVID isolation guidance. What you need to know

Robitussin cough syrup recalled due to contamination; What you need to know

From Filing Dates To Refunds, What You Need To Know About Tax Filing Season

Trends in Motor Vehicle Theft: What You Need to Know
What you need to know about Bjork's rocky past
What you need to know as President Biden visits Superior Thursday

 

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If I'm the only one who suffers greatly from reading such heinous content, please tell me.  I'll go seek help right away.   :unsure:

 

 

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The Washington Post switched to this format a few years ago. It is absolutely terrible. 

 

It reminds me of the news stories in the movie Starship Troopers. "Do you want to know more?" 

 

I'm for whatever you want to do to them.

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2 hours ago, Maverick said:

The Washington Post switched to this format a few years ago. It is absolutely terrible. 

 

It reminds me of the news stories in the movie Starship Troopers. "Do you want to know more?" 

 

I'm for whatever you want to do to them.

 

The pretentiousness of "What you need to know" really irks me.  It's a major pet peeve of mine.

 

It would be fine if the headlines said, "Here's what we know." 

It at least suggest that the reporters actually did some research and learned something.....  :biggrin:

 

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56 minutes ago, Principled Man said:

 

The pretentiousness of "What you need to know" really irks me.  It's a major pet peeve of mine.

 

It would be fine if the headlines said, "Here's what we know." 

It at least suggests that the reporters actually did some research and learned something.....  :biggrin:

 

 

I suspect this is a change synchronous with being able to click on links on newspaper websites. You hardly need to do that when the story is right there, but if the writer/editor/paper needs to drive traffic with clicks, then it becomes necessary to induce them. This is a classic "be afraid of what you don't know" psychology. As such, it's reptile-brain laziness-driven. Part of the Great National Dumbing Down.

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I saw a Consequence headline that made it suggest that Reba McEntire and Post Malone would perform at Super Bowl without mentioning that Reba is just doing the national anthem.

Just saying, country and rap have collaborated.  Seen a lot on Todd in the Shadows' video reviews like Lil Nas X and Billy Ray.

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20 hours ago, Principled Man said:

 

The pretentiousness of "What you need to know" really irks me.  It's a major pet peeve of mine.

 

It would be fine if the headlines said, "Here's what we know." 

It at least suggest that the reporters actually did some research and learned something.....  :biggrin:

 

We can change to way newspapers and other publications write their headlines.  Here's how.

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It's just like pop up ads - one kind of trains themselves to not see them> only so much as to either dismiss it, or not otherwise engage with it by mistake. Without reading or allowing the actual message to reach the thinking part of the brain.

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On 1/25/2024 at 1:13 PM, Maverick said:

The Washington Post switched to this format a few years ago. It is absolutely terrible. 

 

It reminds me of the news stories in the movie Starship Troopers. "Do you want to know more?" 

 

I'm for whatever you want to do to them.

Or the National Enquirer's tagline, "Enquiring minds want to know."

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1 hour ago, pjbear05 said:

Or the National Enquirer's tagline, "Enquiring minds want to know."

That was in their commercials in the 80's and 90's right?

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