goose Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 James Lipton used to end his interviews of famous actors with this questionnaire. Copy, paste, and take a stab, if you will. What is your favorite word?What is your least favorite word?What turns you on?What turns you off?What sound or noise do you love?What sound or noise do you hate?What is your favorite curse word?What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?What profession would you not like to do?If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 What is your favorite word? Road-tripWhat is your least favorite word? TaxesWhat turns you on? Sexy gamsWhat turns you off? Rude people What sound or noise do you love? The rumble of an old V8What sound or noise do you hate? Crying children in restaurantsWhat is your favorite curse word? Douchebaggary What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Film actorWhat profession would you not like to do? Servicing port-o-johns If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? You’re right it’s a personal relationship, the rest is crap made up by men. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenJennings Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 What is your favorite word? ParableWhat is your least favorite word? BullyWhat turns you on? Levity / A Great SmileWhat turns you off? GossipWhat sound or noise do you love? Whispering/Mouth NoiseWhat sound or noise do you hate? Rubbing Styrofoam What is your favorite curse word? HorseshitWhat profession other than your own would you like to attempt? WriterWhat profession would you not like to do? WaiterIf heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "Would you like to play again?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Carmina Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 What is your favorite word? disputatious What is your least favorite word? preheatWhat turns you on? intelligenceWhat turns you off? stupidityWhat sound or noise do you love? furnace/fan/droningWhat sound or noise do you hate? alarm beepingWhat is your favorite curse word? c**ksuckerWhat profession other than your own would you like to attempt? lawyerWhat profession would you not like to do? ER doctor/nurseIf heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "Well done, good and faithful servant" or "the buffet is this way" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted March 3, 2020 Author Share Posted March 3, 2020 What profession would you not like to do? Waiter "Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing. Waitressing’s gotta be the worst f***ing job in the world." - Woody Allen, Deconstructing Harry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted March 3, 2020 Author Share Posted March 3, 2020 What turns you on? intelligenceWhat turns you off? stupidity 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted March 3, 2020 Author Share Posted March 3, 2020 What sound or noise do you hate? Crying children in restaurants ..and theaters and concerts and... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted March 4, 2020 Author Share Posted March 4, 2020 What is your favorite word? dadWhat is your least favorite word? irregardlessWhat turns you on? no makeupWhat turns you off? fake nailsWhat sound or noise do you love? a sleeping dogWhat sound or noise do you hate? upspeakWhat is your favorite curse word? c***What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? monkWhat profession would you not like to do? copIf heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? nice work, mate 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenJennings Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 What turns you on? no makeupWhat turns you off? fake nails I almost put "too much makeup" as my turn off. I totally agree with these. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue J Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 What is your least favorite word? irregardless Not technically a word, though, is it? I thought it would have to actually be a word in order to qualify. :) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 What turns you on? no makeupWhat turns you off? fake nails I almost put "too much makeup" as my turn off. I totally agree with these.Agreed. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 (edited) What is your favorite word? Miss (I miss you!) What is your least favorite word? Like (I'm like, She's like, I was like, He was like, ..... ) What turns you on? A joyful smile from a beautiful woman What turns you off? Narcissism What sound or noise do you love? Little girls laughing What sound or noise do you hate? Whining (from anyone) What is your favorite curse word? DAMNIT!! What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Architect What profession would you not like to do? Political strategist If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? I've admired your principles .... ;) ;) Edited March 4, 2020 by Principled Man 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 I loved this guys shows! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted March 6, 2020 Author Share Posted March 6, 2020 (edited) What is your least favorite word? irregardless Not technically a word, though, is it? I thought it would have to actually be a word in order to qualify. :)It's a word...an amazingly pervasive one. It's just considered non-standard. Cuz it's dumb. ETA: From Merriam-Webster online... Irregardless was popularized in dialectal American speech in the early 20th century. Its increasingly widespread spoken use called it to the attention of usage commentators as early as 1927. The most frequently repeated remark about it is that "there is no such word." There is such a word, however. It is still used primarily in speech, although it can be found from time to time in edited prose. Its reputation has not risen over the years, and it is still a long way from general acceptance. Use regardless instead. [Please!] Edited March 6, 2020 by goose 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue J Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 What is your least favorite word? irregardless Not technically a word, though, is it? I thought it would have to actually be a word in order to qualify. :)It's a word...an amazingly pervasive one. It's just considered non-standard. Cuz it's dumb. ETA: From Merriam-Webster online... Irregardless was popularized in dialectal American speech in the early 20th century. Its increasingly widespread spoken use called it to the attention of usage commentators as early as 1927. The most frequently repeated remark about it is that "there is no such word." There is such a word, however. It is still used primarily in speech, although it can be found from time to time in edited prose. Its reputation has not risen over the years, and it is still a long way from general acceptance. Use regardless instead. [Please!] Well, I sit corrected. :) But I’m with you, it’s a ‘word’ that just makes my skin crawl! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordgalaxy Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 What is your favorite word? prestidigitationWhat is your least favorite word? toleranceWhat turns you on? women wearing leather (skirts, primarily)What turns you off? women who smokeWhat sound or noise do you love? big block V-8 with a big camWhat sound or noise do you hate? crying babiesWhat is your favorite curse word? rat's assWhat profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Ornithologist What profession would you not like to do? lawyer If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? wtf are you doing here? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Carmina Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 What is your least favorite word? irregardless Not technically a word, though, is it? I thought it would have to actually be a word in order to qualify. :)It's a word...an amazingly pervasive one. It's just considered non-standard. Cuz it's dumb. ETA: From Merriam-Webster online... Irregardless was popularized in dialectal American speech in the early 20th century. Its increasingly widespread spoken use called it to the attention of usage commentators as early as 1927. The most frequently repeated remark about it is that "there is no such word." There is such a word, however. It is still used primarily in speech, although it can be found from time to time in edited prose. Its reputation has not risen over the years, and it is still a long way from general acceptance. Use regardless instead. [Please!] Theodore Bernstein's The Careful Writer (one of my holy books) defines it this way: "Irregardless: illiterate." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grep Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 Peggy Lipton was my first crush as a kid. Mod Squad FTW! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three Eyes Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Well I'm going to post this entry irregardless. What is your favorite word? Whatchamacallit. That's the name my dad had for pretty much every tool he owned. (Which might explain why our house never really felt completely sturdy.) What is your least favorite word? Pub. It's worse than pus. What turns you on? Whenever a brand spanking new Patriots cheating scandal is exposed. What turns you off?Snakes and Arrows What sound or noise do you love?The 14th track of Snakes and Arrows. What sound or noise do you hate?When Lou Reed sings or talks. What is your favorite curse word?Shucks...as in "Aw shucks, Beav, don't Bogart that joint!" What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?Male escort to above-the-title film actresses. What profession would you not like to do?Larry King's bathroom assistant. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?"Seriously bro, sorry about James Lipton." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 I loved this guys shows! R.I.P. James Lipton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurabw Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 What turns you on? no makeupWhat turns you off? fake nails I almost put "too much makeup" as my turn off. I totally agree with these.Agreed.Good answers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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