JohnnyBlaze Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 http://i.pinimg.com/736x/b3/60/6f/b3606f72d2861c1db976ac12e5a82349--neil-peart-points.jpg "Day 796 of retirement: Dear Bubba, Went back to not wearing clothes again. The freedom was just too much to deny BoBo & the twins. I did wear a bandanna and sunglasses though! Good thing too because there were a flock of birds flying overhead that didn't...HOLD THEIR FIRE. har-har-har-dee-har-har!!! Check you later! - NEP" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HemiBeers Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 (edited) http://i.pinimg.com/736x/b3/60/6f/b3606f72d2861c1db976ac12e5a82349--neil-peart-points.jpg "Day 796 of retirement: Dear Bubba, Went back to not wearing clothes again. The freedom was just too much to deny BoBo & the twins. I did wear a bandanna and sunglasses though! Good thing too because there were a flock of birds flying overhead that didn't...HOLD THEIR FIRE.har-har-har-dee-har-har!!! Check you later! - NEP""Joining Flock of Seagulls reunion tour. They promised I could sing. ...and I raaan, I ran so far awayaay #ScrewRush" Edited October 10, 2017 by HemiBeers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomhealey Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Spinning the "Big Wheel of What Will Pratt Do Today"... (a) Disparage Olivia again for her disgraceful, substandard cutting technique on paper angels (where's the commitment to excellence here??? Practice, practice, practice!!), (b) hang around outside the 7-11 until someone recognizes me, then have BossMichael pummel the poor schlub for daring to approach my greatness, © Nuttall over Carrie, or (d) sue this TomHealey bastard for defamation of character. He always sits near the front rows, so he must still have some dough that's not in my pocket. Yet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod in Toronto Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 "Note to self...need more money for Christmas presents...discuss with the guys at work another "best of", or another documentary to tell what most fans already know" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/10/10/08/452ED2E000000578-0-image-a-1_1507619537447.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeaveMyThingAlone Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 "Got another call from Geddy Lee today -sent it to voice mail as usual. He keeps asking me if I'm retired or not. I find it so inconsiderate to be bugged by these Rush geeks" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super25Smasher Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 :clap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pressure/Hopenosis Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Welcome news! I am finally having regular bowel movements now that I don't have to ride from stadium to stadium everyday! #Metamucil #Happy Anus 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mithrandir Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 I can't believe people waste their time making up fake Twitter posts about me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/20/article-2426548-1BED385B000005DC-39_634x470.jpg "Day whatever of retirement: Dear Bubba, Did too many lines of coke today (and I'm still feeling the effects as I write). In that peak line time, I went to my third garage where I keep my back up back up of my back up drum kit to....play. Believe it or not. As you know, the only things in that third garage are my emergency box of Red Apples, three emergency bottles of scotch, the kit, and a mirror in front of the kit so that I can check my form and overall coolness. Anyhoo, I was noticeably rusty in my percussionistic ways. That's not what disturbed me. What disturbed me was what I saw in the mirror. I mean, it was me. But it wasn't me. Have I changed that much in two plus years of retirement? What will I see in another two years? Maybe it was just the coke? Have to meditate on this back at the lake. - NEP P.S. I've got a sudden strong craving for shrimp. Shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted October 12, 2017 Author Share Posted October 12, 2017 “Gonna try to get to bed early for a change. I found a new hobby today, I do a Google image search for unintentional penis its a laugh riot”. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
On TheRoad To Adventure Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 The day after the solar eclipse in Oregon, I took a drive through one of the Oregon State Parks in my Porsche. I saw a woman there in a Rush t-shirt and I neatly avoided her. I think she recognized me, but thankfully, she didn't follow me. She must know I like my privacy. (Well, it could have been him, but I'll never know, will I?) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wil1972 Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 (edited) "Braved going out of the house again. Made it down the street when I ran into a Rush fan. I thought I'd give it a try -- turns out I CAN pretend a stranger is a long-awaited friend. He was elated. Felt pretty good, actually." This always makes me wonder, if Rush had failed in '75 after Caress and he went back to the parts counter at his dad's tractor supply company, would he have been able to pretend those customers were long-awaited friends in order to make a sale? Or would his dad tell him, "You suck at this. Go be a mortician.' Edited October 12, 2017 by Wil1972 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wil1972 Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 (edited) Tales from the Roadside Cafes of Sad Americaby Neil Peart As I pull into a local dive on another one of my motorcycle meanderings (did I just use alliteration?), I tucked my newly grown ponytail under my cap and donned my $400 pair of sunglasses. The quaint sign out front advertised that their coffee was the best, so I thought I would take them up on it. Needless to say, it benefited from the Macallan. Carrie called me, and as usual, I let it go to voicemail. This is my time! I have earned it. Edited October 13, 2017 by Wil1972 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted October 12, 2017 Author Share Posted October 12, 2017 Tales from the Roadside Cafes of Sad Americaby Neil Peart As I pull into a local dive on another one of my motorcycle meanderings (did I just use alliteration?), I tucked my newly grown ponytail under my cap and donned my $400 pair of sunglasses. The quaint sign out front advertised that their coffee was the best, so I thought I would take them up on it. Needless to say, it benefited from the Macallan. Carrie texted me, and as usual, I let it go to voicemail. This is my time! I have earned it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HemiBeers Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 (edited) " *Sigh* Portnoy showed up at my front door at 7am this morning and challenged me to a drum-off. <eye roll> Micheal wasn't available, so I had Olivia kick his puny ass before I drove her to school. #NoTalentHack" Edited October 12, 2017 by HemiBeers 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 I can't believe people waste their time making up fake Twitter posts about me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/20/article-2426548-1BED385B000005DC-39_634x470.jpg "Day whatever of retirement: Dear Bubba, Did too many lines of coke today (and I'm still feeling the effects as I write). In that peak line time, I went to my third garage where I keep my back up back up of my back up drum kit to....play. Believe it or not. As you know, the only things in that third garage are my emergency box of Red Apples, three emergency bottles of scotch, the kit, and a mirror in front of the kit so that I can check my form and overall coolness. Anyhoo, I was noticeably rusty in my percussionistic ways. That's not what disturbed me. What disturbed me was what I saw in the mirror. I mean, it was me. But it wasn't me. Have I changed that much in two plus years of retirement? What will I see in another two years? Maybe it was just the coke? Have to meditate on this back at the lake. - NEP P.S. I've got a sudden strong craving for shrimp. Shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried... EPIC 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMCXII Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 (edited) http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/20/article-2426548-1BED385B000005DC-39_634x470.jpg "Day whatever of retirement: Dear Bubba, Did too many lines of coke today (and I'm still feeling the effects as I write). In that peak line time, I went to my third garage where I keep my back up back up of my back up drum kit to....play. Believe it or not. As you know, the only things in that third garage are my emergency box of Red Apples, three emergency bottles of scotch, the kit, and a mirror in front of the kit so that I can check my form and overall coolness. Anyhoo, I was noticeably rusty in my percussionistic ways. That's not what disturbed me. What disturbed me was what I saw in the mirror. I mean, it was me. But it wasn't me. Have I changed that much in two plus years of retirement? What will I see in another two years? Maybe it was just the coke? Have to meditate on this back at the lake. - NEP P.S. I've got a sudden strong craving for shrimp. Shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried... Like what ya did there with the 'Bubba-Gump shrimp cumpny' tie in lol Edited October 17, 2017 by MMCXII 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/20/article-2426548-1BED385B000005DC-39_634x470.jpg "Day whatever of retirement: Dear Bubba, Did too many lines of coke today (and I'm still feeling the effects as I write). In that peak line time, I went to my third garage where I keep my back up back up of my back up drum kit to....play. Believe it or not. As you know, the only things in that third garage are my emergency box of Red Apples, three emergency bottles of scotch, the kit, and a mirror in front of the kit so that I can check my form and overall coolness. Anyhoo, I was noticeably rusty in my percussionistic ways. That's not what disturbed me. What disturbed me was what I saw in the mirror. I mean, it was me. But it wasn't me. Have I changed that much in two plus years of retirement? What will I see in another two years? Maybe it was just the coke? Have to meditate on this back at the lake. - NEP P.S. I've got a sudden strong craving for shrimp. Shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried... Like what ya did there with the 'Bubba-Gump shrimp cumpny' tie in lol http://parade.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Forrest-Gump-running-ftr1.jpg You can miss a strideBut nobody gets a free ride 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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