JohnnyBlaze Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 I went to my friend's shop - he specializes in old carbs .. He rebuilds them and has all the hard to find parts .. I needed some parts for a carb to a 1956 MG When I was there, I noticed that his "OPEN" sign had blown off the door and was laying on the floor .. While he was on the phone in the back room, I was left unattended ... So I picked up his OPEN sign, found some cardboard, tape and a magic marker .. Before I left, I got a pic of my work After getting back to my shop about an hour later, I sent him this pic http://s26.postimg.org/isolq6jsp/Penis_Door_01_00.jpgNut! You could've gone even further and had the "penis" cover the "NGK spark plugs" sign so that you're left with "Penis pull"! Missed opportunity!And here we see illustrated the difference between "harmless prankster" and "criminal sociopath". :P I feel like I'm listening to a Marlin Perkins broadcast. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted October 12, 2017 Author Share Posted October 12, 2017 I went to my friend's shop - he specializes in old carbs .. He rebuilds them and has all the hard to find parts .. I needed some parts for a carb to a 1956 MG When I was there, I noticed that his "OPEN" sign had blown off the door and was laying on the floor .. While he was on the phone in the back room, I was left unattended ... So I picked up his OPEN sign, found some cardboard, tape and a magic marker .. Before I left, I got a pic of my work After getting back to my shop about an hour later, I sent him this pic http://s26.postimg.org/isolq6jsp/Penis_Door_01_00.jpgNut! You could've gone even further and had the "penis" cover the "NGK spark plugs" sign so that you're left with "Penis pull"! Missed opportunity! hahahaha We need to become a team The P Team !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 I went to my friend's shop - he specializes in old carbs .. He rebuilds them and has all the hard to find parts .. I needed some parts for a carb to a 1956 MG When I was there, I noticed that his "OPEN" sign had blown off the door and was laying on the floor .. While he was on the phone in the back room, I was left unattended ... So I picked up his OPEN sign, found some cardboard, tape and a magic marker .. Before I left, I got a pic of my work After getting back to my shop about an hour later, I sent him this pic http://s26.postimg.org/isolq6jsp/Penis_Door_01_00.jpgNut! You could've gone even further and had the "penis" cover the "NGK spark plugs" sign so that you're left with "Penis pull"! Missed opportunity! hahahaha We need to become a team The P Team !! I might've gone the extra mile and taped a bratwurst to the door knob too! Hold the mayo though. I'm not a complete child. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww! You make it seem like you've never seen a bratwurst taped to a door knob with a sign above it saying "penis pull" before 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 I went to my friend's shop - he specializes in old carbs .. He rebuilds them and has all the hard to find parts .. I needed some parts for a carb to a 1956 MG When I was there, I noticed that his "OPEN" sign had blown off the door and was laying on the floor .. While he was on the phone in the back room, I was left unattended ... So I picked up his OPEN sign, found some cardboard, tape and a magic marker .. Before I left, I got a pic of my work After getting back to my shop about an hour later, I sent him this pic I walk up and see this. “Is this the guy I want rebuilding my 1973 Carter Thermoquad”? I turn around, head back to my car. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted October 14, 2017 Author Share Posted October 14, 2017 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 http://www.holidaysincornwall.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/inappropriate-funny-kid-drawings-52__605.jpg http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/smiling-train-engineer-17120399.jpg I'd take the bus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted October 15, 2017 Author Share Posted October 15, 2017 (edited) http://cdn.lifebuzz.com/images/89992/lifebuzz-0c337962431ed75e541adea1d6f34248-thumb_400.jpg . Edited October 15, 2017 by Lucas 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted October 15, 2017 Author Share Posted October 15, 2017 http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-bkX5gmDvJEw/UED-oKag76I/AAAAAAAAH0Y/eDwUKxxyoxM/s1600/my+dad+is+the+best+cock+ever+dr+heckle+funny+wtf+kids+picture.png 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Ways Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 I see a lot of intentional penises in this thread. Misleading title. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 I see a lot of intentional penises in this thread. Misleading title. Does this one qualify as unintentional? http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUImH-vU8AEHbGb.jpg 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 I see a lot of intentional penises in this thread. Misleading title. Does this one qualify as unintentional? http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUImH-vU8AEHbGb.jpgThat stupid pic still makes me laugh! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 I see a lot of intentional penises in this thread. Misleading title. Does this one qualify as unintentional? http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUImH-vU8AEHbGb.jpgThat stupid pic still makes me laugh! That dude is hung like a shoe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted October 16, 2017 Author Share Posted October 16, 2017 (edited) I see a lot of intentional penises in this thread. Misleading title. Does this one qualify as unintentional? http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUImH-vU8AEHbGb.jpgThat stupid pic still makes me laugh! That dude is hung like a shoe! "coccasin" Actually, it looks like he's crapping out a shoe Edited October 16, 2017 by Lucas 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMCXII Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 I went to my friend's shop - he specializes in old carbs .. He rebuilds them and has all the hard to find parts .. I needed some parts for a carb to a 1956 MG When I was there, I noticed that his "OPEN" sign had blown off the door and was laying on the floor .. While he was on the phone in the back room, I was left unattended ... So I picked up his OPEN sign, found some cardboard, tape and a magic marker .. Before I left, I got a pic of my work After getting back to my shop about an hour later, I sent him this pic I walk up and see this. “Is this the guy I want rebuilding my 1973 Carter Thermoquad”? I turn around, head back to my car. ..and drive to the auto parts store to buy a real carb so you don't have to deal with that thermobog anymore! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01699/kylie460_1699430c.jpg 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 I see a lot of intentional penises in this thread. Misleading title. Does this one qualify as unintentional? http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUImH-vU8AEHbGb.jpgThat stupid pic still makes me laugh! That dude is hung like a shoe! "coccasin" Sounds like a bad metal band. Oops, I mean "awesome" metal band. http://i42.tinypic.com/15d3ypf.jpg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted October 16, 2017 Author Share Posted October 16, 2017 http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01699/kylie460_1699430c.jpg lucky bear 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01699/kylie460_1699430c.jpg lucky bear Might be a good idea for a Halloween costume. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greyfriar Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vaportrailer Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01699/kylie460_1699430c.jpg lucky bear Yeah, he's obviously getting a wicked "Minoguing" here.Or is it "Minogued"? That looks better. Okay, must go do some Minoguery myself. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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