troutman Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 "Middle age is when you're sitting at home and the phone rings...and you hope it's not for you." - Ogden Nash His birthday today. Evidently I have reached middle age, then.I'm terrible about even answering my cell phone unless it's someone I know. I just figure someone wants something from me, they can voicemail me and I'll decide if I want to deal with them.I only have my cell and I NEVER answer it unless I'm positive I know who it is. Some time ago when I had a flatmate, whenever the phone or doorbell rang we'd (jokingly) become silent, act suspicious, then one of us would whisper "Shit, don't answer it. It's the cops." We'd do the same thing if we had guests over. They would tell us that we were nuts. Back in the 80's, A good friend and I were sharing a place together. We would go bar hopping and if we scored some chicks bring them home. Some times certain ones would show up the next day with out any notice. A knock on the door and take a peak out out the window.Hit the floor and stay low. :P I doubt it. You guys probably opened the door with your pants down to your ankles. :P Not most of the time. :P One time my friend was in the other room. I decided to fu** with him. I knocked on the door and told him she is here. He freaked out and started crawling to the back of the apt. My oldest bro had a roommate that used to often mess with him. One time when my bro was out of town on business, the roommate went to his bathroom (my bro had the master bed/bath) and took a dump. But he didn't flush. Then, he shut the door and put a towel at the bottom of the door to keep the aroma inside the bathroom as best as possible. When my bro arrived home and went to the bathroom...well, you can imagine the potency. About 48 hours stagnant nastiness in the commode! You KNOW friends that play those kinds of gags on each other must be close in order to not kill each other. Luckily, none of my best friends or roommates played THAT kind of prank! My friend punched me in the arm. :P 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Not Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 http://youtu.be/R6H0i1RAdHk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foghorn-leghorn Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Stewart Lee reading Internet comments about himself.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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OldRUSHfan Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 "Middle age is when you're sitting at home and the phone rings...and you hope it's not for you." - Ogden Nash His birthday today. Evidently I have reached middle age, then.I'm terrible about even answering my cell phone unless it's someone I know. I just figure someone wants something from me, they can voicemail me and I'll decide if I want to deal with them.I only have my cell and I NEVER answer it unless I'm positive I know who it is. Some time ago when I had a flatmate, whenever the phone or doorbell rang we'd (jokingly) become silent, act suspicious, then one of us would whisper "Shit, don't answer it. It's the cops." We'd do the same thing if we had guests over. They would tell us that we were nuts. Back in the 80's, A good friend and I were sharing a place together. We would go bar hopping and if we scored some chicks bring them home. Some times certain ones would show up the next day with out any notice. A knock on the door and take a peak out out the window.Hit the floor and stay low. :P I doubt it. You guys probably opened the door with your pants down to your ankles. :P Not most of the time. :P One time my friend was in the other room. I decided to fu** with him. I knocked on the door and told him she is here. He freaked out and started crawling to the back of the apt. My oldest bro had a roommate that used to often mess with him. One time when my bro was out of town on business, the roommate went to his bathroom (my bro had the master bed/bath) and took a dump. But he didn't flush. Then, he shut the door and put a towel at the bottom of the door to keep the aroma inside the bathroom as best as possible. When my bro arrived home and went to the bathroom...well, you can imagine the potency. About 48 hours stagnant nastiness in the commode! You KNOW friends that play those kinds of gags on each other must be close in order to not kill each other. Luckily, none of my best friends or roommates played THAT kind of prank! My friend punched me in the arm. :P A few of my friends loved to play "Slug-Bug" all the time.... http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Groucho%20banana.gif 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Freddie Mercury at the end of this video: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foghorn-leghorn Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 (edited) 15 FUNNIEST GAGS TO BE HEARD AT THE EDINBURGH FRINGE FESTIVAL 'My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card. He's a man after my own heart.' Masai Graham 'Why is it old people say 'there's no place like home', yet when you put them in one.' Stuart Mitchell 'I've been happily married for four years - out of a total of 10.' Mark Watson 'Apparently 1 in 3 Britons are conceived in an IKEA bed which is mad because those places are really well lit.' Mark Smith 'I went to a pub quiz in Liverpool, had a few drinks so wasn't much use. Just for a laugh I wrote The Beatles or Steven Gerrard for every answer - came second.' Will Duggan 'Brexit is a terrible name, sounds like cereal you eat when you are constipated.' Tiff Stevenson 'I often confuse Americans and Canadians. By using long words.' Gary Delaney 'Why is Henry's wife covered in tooth marks? Because he's Tudor.' Adele Cliff 'Don't you hate it when people assume you're rich because you sound posh and went to private school and have loads of money?' Annie McGrath 'Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy, I hear you ask.' Jordan Brookes 'Hilary Clinton has shown that any woman can be President, as long as your husband did it first.' Michelle Wolf 'I spotted a Marmite van on the motorway. It was heading yeastbound.' Roger Swift 'Back in the day, Instagram just meant a really efficient drug dealer.' Arthur Smith 'I'll tell you what's unnatural in the eyes of God. Contact lenses.' Zoe Lyons 'Elton John hates ordering Chinese food. Soya seems to be the hardest word.' Phil Nicol Edited August 23, 2016 by foghorn-leghorn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 "Middle age is when you're sitting at home and the phone rings...and you hope it's not for you." - Ogden Nash His birthday today. Evidently I have reached middle age, then. Unfortunately they have ways to 'hide' your ID from the rest of the world on almost every phone now....I just figure the person on the other end doesn't really want to speak with me, and don't answer..... http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/banana%20shark.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 What made me Laugh today? Oh, the kitties keep me in stitches most of the time! http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Kitty%20Stuff/Dancing%20cat.gif http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/banana%20screaming.gif 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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OldRUSHfan Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 ^^^I LIKE that one! http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/banana%20transporting.gif 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brucey Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 LOL^^^ http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/banana%20screaming.gif 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 ^^^I LIKE that one! http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/banana%20transporting.gif It's a good one, ORFie, isn't it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 (edited) ^^^I LIKE that one! http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/banana%20transporting.gif It's a good one, ORFie, isn't it? Indubitably, my Dear Lorraine! :mwah: http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/banana%20grin%20teeth.gif Edited August 25, 2016 by OldRUSHfan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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OldRUSHfan Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 (edited) ^^^ This!!! LMAO!!! http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/banana%20super%20saian%20DBZ.gif Edited August 26, 2016 by OldRUSHfan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=673vf_JhnAw :laughing guy: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brucey Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 Guess who Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PolarizeMe Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 In light of the news that Gene Wilder passed away yesterday, this brilliant crossover of Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory and The Shining gave me a good laugh yesterday and continuing into today! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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