JohnRogers Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 (edited) I'm such a jerk that when you come to the counter to pay for your food, I collect your cash wearing laytex gloves. After handling the dirty money I go make your food wearing the same gloves. . Edited July 21, 2017 by JohnRogers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Which TRF jerk is this? http://pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/jerks-fill-you-with-rage-bad-people-terrible-people-annoying-assholes-193862.jpg But did he clean the lint trap? Nobody with a dumb looking mustache as that has enough sense to clean a lint trap :P Vestigial mustache. Or lost eyebrow. http://justsomething.co/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/eyebrow-fails-22.jpghttp://justsomething.co/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/eyebrow-fails-1.jpg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue J Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 I knocked an elderly woman over today in Walmart to get her spot in the checkout line. Nice going jerk! :ebert:I filled my wife's wine glass, just as she was about to sip I purposely knocked the glass out of her hands. Got wine all over the dog. TWO FOR ONE JERKITUDE! :laughing guy: I literally laughed out loud. I'm still laughing... :P 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 (edited) I'm such a jerk that when you come to the counter to pay for your food, I collect your cash wearing laytex gloves. After handing the dirty money I go make your food wearing the same gloves.Like the time I picked up a bagel with one of those tissue papers and some lady picked up a pair of tongs and clicked them under my nose like a lobster indicating to me that in that store what I did was frowned upon. She then proceeded to sneeze right by the produce - I think it was the organic peppers. Edited July 21, 2017 by Lorraine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 I'm such a jerk that when you come to the counter to pay for your food, I collect your cash wearing laytex gloves. After handing the dirty money I go make your food wearing the same gloves.Like the time I picked up a bagel with one of those tissue papers and some lady picked up a pair of tongs and clicked them under my nose like a lobster indicating to me that in that store what I did was frowned upon. She then proceeded to sneeze right by the produce - I think it was the organic peppers. Sounds like a real jerk, she's gotta be a TRF member. Babycat? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 (edited) I'm such a jerk that when you come to the counter to pay for your food, I collect your cash wearing laytex gloves. After handing the dirty money I go make your food wearing the same gloves.Like the time I picked up a bagel with one of those tissue papers and some lady picked up a pair of tongs and clicked them under my nose like a lobster indicating to me that in that store what I did was frowned upon. She then proceeded to sneeze right by the produce - I think it was the organic peppers. Sounds like a real jerk, she's gotta be a TRF member. Babycat? Babycat's too nice. She'd never be like that. The woman was so pleased with herself that she "taught me a lesson." When she sneezed all over the produce (which, by the way, wasn't even covered so what the hell difference did it make whether I used tongs or not when all of the veggies and fruits were exposed to germs galore), I was going to make a comment to her but decided I'd be wasting my time. She was the type that just wouldn't get the point. Edited July 21, 2017 by Lorraine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 I'm such a jerk that when you come to the counter to pay for your food, I collect your cash wearing laytex gloves. After handing the dirty money I go make your food wearing the same gloves.Like the time I picked up a bagel with one of those tissue papers and some lady picked up a pair of tongs and clicked them under my nose like a lobster indicating to me that in that store what I did was frowned upon. She then proceeded to sneeze right by the produce - I think it was the organic peppers. Sounds like a real jerk, she's gotta be a TRF member. Babycat? Babycat's too nice. She'd never be like that.Yeah the other 10%. Still one day we might rub off on her. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 (edited) Recent data shows the number has dropped to 87%. Keep up the good work, folks. Edit: Disclaimer: I was unaware of Lorraine's poll when I published the above bullshit statistic. Edited July 21, 2017 by toymaker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Best thread of the yeastStill the best thread of 2014 Yeah, I just LOVE reading a thread where someone gets thrown into an alligator pit,More like jumped into the pit. ;) "It is a looong waaay dooowwwwn..." :haz: "From the pinnacle..." You referring to the Kansas song from "Masque"?http://i.imgur.com/j1GrkLD.gif 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Best thread of the yeastStill the best thread of 2014 Yeah, I just LOVE reading a thread where someone gets thrown into an alligator pit,More like jumped into the pit. ;) "It is a looong waaay dooowwwwn..." :haz: "From the pinnacle..." You referring to the Kansas song from "Masque"?http://i.imgur.com/j1GrkLD.gif That's a lyric from a Todd Rundgren song also: "Too Far Gone" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 What we need at the TRF gift shop is motorcycle club cuts. The top rocker would read "The Rush Forum"The bottom rocker would read "Jerks"The MC badge would read "90%"The colors would be the naked starman http://www.gangscene.co.nz/images/back-patch-vest-motorcycle-gang.jpg http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IuURvbJjIO4/TH4t99uT7bI/AAAAAAAAAx0/rdga3hNex4A/s400/g7.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/83/Gypsy_Joker_Protest_Run_5.jpg/300px-Gypsy_Joker_Protest_Run_5.jpg http://i2.wp.com/wearekoalasvintage.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Vintage-Motorcycle-Club-Vest-Ghostriders-Back.jpg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 (edited) TRF has a gift shop? Hahaha "Ghost Riders" Edited July 21, 2017 by Lorraine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wil1972 Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 TRF has a gift shop? Do they sell public lice? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 TRF has a gift shop? Hahaha "Ghost Riders" On sale $19.95 at the TRF gift shop. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Hurry! While supplies last!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 TRF has a gift shop? Do they sell public lice?I believe so. Some folk like to keep them as pets. Our modern day Sea Monkeys. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 TRF has a gift shop? Do they sell public lice?I believe so. Some folk like to keep them as pets. Our modern day Sea Monkeys. What a lousy pet... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Has Dumbi left the forum? Is this why we're regurgitating his old thread like as a homage to him, his classic moments?? Zumbi's most classic moment was when he asked Chris Squire's wife in the chat room why her husband wasn't as good a bass player as Geddy.Did he have a wife? I don't know. All I know is that there was someone here who claimed to be Mrs. Chris Squire and Zumbi asked her why her husband wasn't as good a bass player as Geddy. I have a friend who was so into RUSH that he bought himself before Geddy owned his first Jazz I thought this was cool that Geddy later switched The Jazz bass himself. My Friend bought a RED Jazz with a white pick guard. it looked really bad ass!http://i.imgur.com/j1GrkLD.gif 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wil1972 Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 TRF has a gift shop? Do they sell public lice?I believe so. Some folk like to keep them as pets. Our modern day Sea Monkeys. Easy to train! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Best thread of the yeastStill the best thread of 2014 Yeah, I just LOVE reading a thread where someone gets thrown into an alligator pit,More like jumped into the pit. ;) "It is a looong waaay dooowwwwn..." :haz: "From the pinnacle..." You referring to the Kansas song from "Masque"?http://i.imgur.com/j1GrkLD.gif That's a lyric from a Todd Rundgren song also: "Too Far Gone" Actually, that song I mentioned is only a Title...but the album your song is off of it "The Hermit of Mink Hollow" Rundgren's 8th album, I'm going to buy that next month. That and "Faithful" and "A Wizard a True Star"...http://i.imgur.com/j1GrkLD.gif 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Best thread of the yeastStill the best thread of 2014 Yeah, I just LOVE reading a thread where someone gets thrown into an alligator pit,More like jumped into the pit. ;) "It is a looong waaay dooowwwwn..." :haz: "From the pinnacle..." You referring to the Kansas song from "Masque"?http://i.imgur.com/j1GrkLD.gif That's a lyric from a Todd Rundgren song also: "Too Far Gone"Ghost. From the Pinnacle to the Pit... :haz: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Best thread of the yeastStill the best thread of 2014 Yeah, I just LOVE reading a thread where someone gets thrown into an alligator pit,More like jumped into the pit. ;) "It is a looong waaay dooowwwwn..." :haz: "From the pinnacle..." You referring to the Kansas song from "Masque"?http://i.imgur.com/j1GrkLD.gif That's a lyric from a Todd Rundgren song also: "Too Far Gone" Actually, that song I mentioned is only a Title...but the album your song is off of it "The Hermit of Mink Hollow" Rundgren's 8th album, I'm going to buy that next month. That and "Faithful" and "A Wizard a True Star"...http://i.imgur.com/j1GrkLD.gif The Hermit of Mink Hollow is a great album. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 TRF has a gift shop? Hahaha "Ghost Riders" On sale $19.95 at the TRF gift shop. Fakes! Phonies! a.k.a. JERKS! You can't just buy some crappy denim jacket and be a Ghost Rider! You have to get screwed over in a deal with the devil ! That's how it works. http://i.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel//universe3zx/images/1/16/Acotilletta2--Ghost_Rider_%28Ultimate%29.jpg 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boots Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Still agree with OP. Never expect anyone at this forum to be nice because you're expecting too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Pirate Robert Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Still agree with OP. Never expect anyone at this forum to be nice because you're expecting too much. Go to hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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