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Sorry. Didn't know where to post this... had me rolling cause it reminded me of my wife.

 

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What?! Where?! :scared: :scared: :scared:

 

Don't worry, Babycat... I got it. ;)

 

*phew!* :)

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FOUND HIM

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SPIDERS?!?! WHERE?!?!

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no fear! he was friendly after all!

 

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The small ones don't bother me but if I ever see one the size of what's in the videos posted here, i'm running the other way.
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Oh gawd I hate the buggers. Kill em all! Brrrr.
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Here's a picture of the Brazilian Wandering Spider - the most venomous spider out there. It's also being used to treat erectile dysfunction.

 

This thing, which hangs out in bunches of bananas, enjoys chasing people down picturesque Amazon woodland paths.

 

http://media.joe.ie/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/The-Brazilian-Wandering-Spider-634x475.jpg

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The easiest thing to do here would probably be to grab the biggest sharpest knife you have and just stab the damn thing. Especially with your kid nearby, you don't want to chance anything. Who knows what the spider might carry if it bit someone.

 

Seriously. f**k the container; time for a machete or a can of serious neurotoxin.

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Here's a picture of the Brazilian Wandering Spider - the most venomous spider out there. It's also being used to treat erectile dysfunction.

 

This thing, which hangs out in bunches of bananas, enjoys chasing people down picturesque Amazon woodland paths.

 

http://media.joe.ie/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/The-Brazilian-Wandering-Spider-634x475.jpg

Here's a picture of the Brazilian Wandering Spider - the most venomous spider out there. It's also being used to treat erectile dysfunction.

 

This thing, which hangs out in bunches of bananas, enjoys chasing people down picturesque Amazon woodland paths.

 

http://media.joe.ie/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/The-Brazilian-Wandering-Spider-634x475.jpg

If that thing was chasing me down a path the last thing I would be worried about is not having an erection.
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When I was very young, I was traumatized by a classic B/W horror movie, The Incredible Shrinking Man. The hero has a climactic battle with a spider in his basement:

 

 

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Let me tell you......that spider F*CKED ME UP!! :o I had nightmares for months, and I absolutely hated spiders going into early adulthood! :laughing guy: Couldn't be near 'em, hated 'em, often couldn't even grab a newspaper to go kill 'em.....

 

These days, I can deal with the nasty-ass things. I just kill 'em and move on..... :LOL:

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I'm very glad I live in a region where I won't see spiders of humongous size like we're seeing in this thread.

 

BTW, I will never visit this thread again.

 

Well, the ones at Pagscon were enough to give me the creeps. :bang bang: :P

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Here's a picture of the Brazilian Wandering Spider - the most venomous spider out there. It's also being used to treat erectile dysfunction.

 

This thing, which hangs out in bunches of bananas, enjoys chasing people down picturesque Amazon woodland paths.

 

http://media.joe.ie/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/The-Brazilian-Wandering-Spider-634x475.jpg

Here's a picture of the Brazilian Wandering Spider - the most venomous spider out there. It's also being used to treat erectile dysfunction.

 

This thing, which hangs out in bunches of bananas, enjoys chasing people down picturesque Amazon woodland paths.

 

http://media.joe.ie/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/The-Brazilian-Wandering-Spider-634x475.jpg

If that thing was chasing me down a path the last thing I would be worried about is not having an erection.

 

:LOL: No Sh**!

 

It looks like an alien from another planet.

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just a fish bait..lol.. they are just bugs... we are a bit bigger that they are.... well some of those were :-) Have no issues , just don't like them in my shoes.. don't need a bite on the foot.. Edited by ridertoo98
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If this spider bites you on your penis, will you get an erection?

 

I hate spiders. Saw a dead snake in the bathroom where I work and it didn't phase me. The snake was only about 7 inches in length and was dead.

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