Its Official !!!

[Mr. Not]

:bump: I decided to bump this old relic instead of starting another thread. I haven't done too much attention hoeing lately at least I don't think I have so here goes. Anyway, tomorrow morning 6:00am I am going to have a pretty major surgery on my right wrist/hand. I am going to have the entire thing fused. It involves some more hardware and screws and such. It will be a mess for a while and in a cast eventually for a couple months and recovery will take a while. My sh*t typing ability will be even worse so posting may prove difficult (at least at first). My survival potential is at about 99.9% so no worries there but I will be drugged up pretty heavily for at least a couple days so if I post anything of a sexual innuendo type nature aimed at any of the lovely ladies here I apologize ahead of time. According to my wife when I am under the influence of the anesthesia I am quite frisky especially when coming out of it. Hard to believe I know . Anyway after tonight I will get back on board here and up and running as quickly as possible.

Appreciate your kind attention.... :) :codger:

 

99.9% survival rate? Well, relax and try to enjoy the experience then. :D

 

You should become a cyborg from the sounds of it.

[Narps]

:bump: I decided to bump this old relic instead of starting another thread. I haven't done too much attention hoeing lately at least I don't think I have so here goes. Anyway, tomorrow morning 6:00am I am going to have a pretty major surgery on my right wrist/hand. I am going to have the entire thing fused. It involves some more hardware and screws and such. It will be a mess for a while and in a cast eventually for a couple months and recovery will take a while. My sh*t typing ability will be even worse so posting may prove difficult (at least at first). My survival potential is at about 99.9% so no worries there but I will be drugged up pretty heavily for at least a couple days so if I post anything of a sexual innuendo type nature aimed at any of the lovely ladies here I apologize ahead of time. According to my wife when I am under the influence of the anesthesia I am quite frisky especially when coming out of it. Hard to believe I know . Anyway after tonight I will get back on board here and up and running as quickly as possible.

Appreciate your kind attention.... :) :codger:

 

99.9% survival rate? Well, relax and try to enjoy the experience then. :D

 

You should become a cyborg from the sounds of it.

I made that up but I do expect to wake up at some point. I will be Robocop at some point! :madra:

[Segue Myles]

Aww Narpsexy (ok there is a reason why i have never called you that before) i hope all goes well!

[RushCanuck]

Good luck, Narp. I wish you the best outcome with this surgery.

[Narps]

Good luck, Narp. I wish you the best outcome with this surgery.

Thanks. I will be boasting on Tiger with both hands in no time... :cheers:

[x1yyz]

Best of luck, and I hope you recover quickly!

[Cyclonus X-1]

Good luck!

[EagleMoon]

Good luck with the surgery! I'm sure everything will go well. Sounds like it might take quite a while for recovery so take care of yourself. And we'll keep an eye out for any kind of bizarre posts from you and write it off to pain medication/post anesthesia. :)

[Your_Lion]

All the best with the surgery, Narpzilla. I'll be thinking about you.

[Blue J]

I wish you well, Narpet. I know I'm a little late to the well-wishing party, but all the same...

 

Is it possible that bowling will be in your future once again? :)

[Lost In Xanadu]

When I saw this thread pop back up, I was worried the hallowed hall induction celebration got out of hand... You got really tipsy and microwaved a burrito.

 

Glad to hear it's not the pacer... Good lucky buddy. Hope this surgery doesn't affect your love life :)

[LedRush]

Remember to wipe standing up!

[Lost In Xanadu]

Remember to wipe standing up!

Jack, he was only joking!!

[Lorraine]

Thinking of you, Narps. :)

[Lost In Xanadu]

Thinking of you, Narps. :)

What else is new?

[Lorraine]

Thinking of you, Narps. :)

What else is new?

I hope he is doing all right and that the surgery is a success and that he doesn't give the hospital any cause to throw him out because of him going after the nurses and stuff like that. You know how he is.

[Blue J]

Thinking of you, Narps. :)

What else is new?

I hope he is doing all right and that the surgery is a success and that he doesn't give the hospital any cause to throw him out because of him going after the nurses and stuff like that. You know how he is.

 

[Lost In Xanadu]

Thinking of you, Narps. :)

What else is new?

I hope he is doing all right and that the surgery is a success and that he doesn't give the hospital any cause to throw him out because of him going after the nurses and stuff like that. You know how he is.

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/04/c2/de/04c2de90a04ae42e4be11ab712ae58c6.jpg

[Lost In Xanadu]

Narp sighting! Glad to see you're up and around bud!

 

Stop sending me PMs asking what I'm wearing though!!

[Narps]

I survived. Thats the best I can do for now. I will answer all the kind words hopefully by tomorrow.... :)

[Lorraine]

Looks like he is still alive and kicking because he is creeping about the forum giving out likes.

 

Hiya Narps! :hi:

[Lost In Xanadu]

I survived. Thats the best I can do for now. I will answer all the kind words hopefully by tomorrow.... :)

pics or it didn't happen!

[Narps]

:sigh: :zzz: ....

[Lorraine]

I survived. Thats the best I can do for now. I will answer all the kind words hopefully by tomorrow.... :)

Pretty good for one hand and being dazed and confused. No typos either.

[EagleMoon]

I survived. Thats the best I can do for now. I will answer all the kind words hopefully by tomorrow.... :)

Pretty good for one hand and being dazed and confused. No typos either.

 

No kidding. You can say and see some weird things after you've been under anesthetic. :)