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OMGosh!

 

People, Reese Witherspoon is reeling!!!

 

She cancelled appearances on Jimmy Fallon, and Good Morning America

 

 

She is in true despair. -- poor girl.

http://i38.tinypic.com/vrwwgz.gif

 

She is in crisis, it couldn't be worse if she had been sucked up into a 'Bama tornado in her mobile home or run over by a combine in her cornfield.. she's been... ... EMBARRASSED - by stupid, drunken, primadonna, hoity-toity stuck-up rich-bitch attitudy bratty ass behavior... and she doesn't know how to take it all back.

 

BUMMER BABE!! :nya nya:

 

Suck it up and move on... gawd, you make me sick!!!

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OMGosh!

 

People, Reese Witherspoon is reeling!!!

 

She cancelled appearances on Jimmy Fallon, and Good Morning America

 

 

She is in true despair. -- poor girl.

http://i38.tinypic.com/vrwwgz.gif

 

She is in crisis, it couldn't be worse if she had been sucked up into a 'Bama tornado in her mobile home or run over by a combine in her cornfield.. she's been... ... EMBARRASSED - by stupid, drunken, primadonna, hoity-toity stuck-up rich-bitch attitudy bratty ass behavior... and she doesn't know how to take it all back.

 

BUMMER BABE!! :nya nya:

 

Suck it up and move on... gawd, you make me sick!!!

 

http://www.andybaird.com/travels/skylarking/2010/Villains/Emperor-Palpatine.jpg

 

Good, good. I can feel your anger.

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Police: Do you know why I pulled you over?

RW: As if. don't you knwo who I am?

Police: Yes you are a drunk passenger riding with a drunk driver about to get arrested

RW: whatever, you are about to find out who I am

Police: I know, when we book you, we get fingerprints, we enter those into interpol. We WILL know who you are soon.

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Her little episode is proof that if you had the impression that she's such a down-to-earth sweeheart, well...that's just a product of her acting.

 

("Acting!"

 

"Brilliant!"

 

"Thank you!"

 

"Thank YOU!")

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I find this all so funny because in my IB English class, we are reading "The Importance of Being Earnest".. So we watched the movie the other day, in class, and she is Cecily.. And all I could think was how stupid she looked in this whole incident. :LOL:
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http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/5854/witherspoon.jpg

 

Would bang her while pointing out all of those things.

 

Just ignore all that gun control shit while you bang her ok? :laughing guy:

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