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Happy anni, from Roger and me...

 

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Hey, Duck congrats,man...

6 years. Da*n..that's a long time!!

 

 

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duck-san, since an imperfect 6 years comes along only once, here's another...

 

One night within Random Samples or Video Vertigo, I saw a dude with long hair and boxing gloves. He stood and turned--the treeduck!--holding a twelve-inch vibrator in his hand! I called out to TRF, then suddenly the duck threw the vibrator at me, and I caught it automatically--just as the forum turned to look my way. I escaped, but in disgrace, and fled down to the Counterparts forum.

 

Ducknies

Follow the ways of the treeduck

A carnival like you've never been

Sinning smiles and laces

Porno music and double teams

 

The hint of THC

Bodies hump in a duckworth prance

The smell of sex and fiends

He makes a poll, and then he rants

 

How I stayed just to get a laugh

To carry me to somewhere

Sometimes the members amuse us

By replying to our posts

 

Duck face of naked metal

Burns a member's blood to steam

Hairy infiltration

So lascivious a scheme

 

Shout to TRF,

"Beware the treeduck! Are you deaf?!"

A licking tongue, in the mouth of the deviant

The horny crowd reads onward and are content

 

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QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jul 13 2012, 06:57 AM)
duck-san, since an imperfect 6 years comes along only once, here's another...

One night within Random Samples or Video Vertigo, I saw a dude with long hair and boxing gloves. He stood and turned--the treeduck!--holding a twelve-inch vibrator in his hand! I called out to TRF, then suddenly the duck threw the vibrator at me, and I caught it automatically--just as the forum turned to look my way. I escaped, but in disgrace, and fled down to the Counterparts forum.

Ducknies
Follow the ways of the treeduck
A carnival like you've never been
Sinning smiles and laces
Porno music and double teams

The hint of THC
Bodies hump in a duckworth prance
The smell of sex and fiends
He makes a poll, and then he rants

How I stayed just to get a laugh
To carry me to somewhere
Sometimes the members amuse us
By replying to our posts

Duck face of naked metal
Burns a member's blood to steam
Hairy infiltration
So lascivious a scheme

Shout to TRF,
"Beware the treeduck! Are you deaf?!"
A licking tongue, in the mouth of the deviant
The horny crowd reads onward and are content


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I'm getting spoiled this year!

 

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QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jul 12 2012, 12:49 PM)
After 6 years on TRF, a duck must tend his garden...

duck Garden
In this thread of many possible threads, all for the beer, or some bizarre toke?
He is what he is--duck Manchester
Tick is still the baking roll bloke

The treeduck types when you sleep, the posts tick away--brain cells tick away
The rushgoober weeps to Vapor Trails
The posts tick away--they tick away

duck's pressure of a thread is a pressure of polls indirect
So hard to vote, not easily learned
In the crudeness of threads
A posting of torture you select

In the rise and the close of a thread
'Til members go fighting--fighting 'round the page
duck cares not two shits--and forever
He doesn't give a f**k for the rage

The treeduck tokes and he breathes, brain cells tick away--the cells tick away
The rushgoober has Oregon green
Brain cells tick away--they tick away

The treasure of a duck is a measure of hair and metal
The way he lives, the posts that he gives
In his coolness of threads
He'll give you sports, Chuck Bronson, and Tull

The writing disappears onto page fifteen
With only few trolls to be choked
Forever hide in that forum
Dope is what remains to be smoked

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Brilliant!

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QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jul 13 2012, 12:57 PM)
duck-san, since an imperfect 6 years comes along only once, here's another...

One night within Random Samples or Video Vertigo, I saw a dude with long hair and boxing gloves. He stood and turned--the treeduck!--holding a twelve-inch vibrator in his hand! I called out to TRF, then suddenly the duck threw the vibrator at me, and I caught it automatically--just as the forum turned to look my way. I escaped, but in disgrace, and fled down to the Counterparts forum.

Ducknies
Follow the ways of the treeduck
A carnival like you've never been
Sinning smiles and laces
Porno music and double teams

The hint of THC
Bodies hump in a duckworth prance
The smell of sex and fiends
He makes a poll, and then he rants

How I stayed just to get a laugh
To carry me to somewhere
Sometimes the members amuse us
By replying to our posts

Duck face of naked metal
Burns a member's blood to steam
Hairy infiltration
So lascivious a scheme

Shout to TRF,
"Beware the treeduck! Are you deaf?!"
A licking tongue, in the mouth of the deviant
The horny crowd reads onward and are content


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And again!

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QUOTE (LyndseyG @ Jul 15 2012, 05:56 AM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jul 12 2012, 12:49 PM)
After 6 years on TRF, a duck must tend his garden...

duck Garden
In this thread of many possible threads, all for the beer, or some bizarre toke?
He is what he is--duck Manchester
Tick is still the baking roll bloke

The treeduck types when you sleep, the posts tick away--brain cells tick away
The rushgoober weeps to Vapor Trails
The posts tick away--they tick away

duck's pressure of a thread is a pressure of polls indirect
So hard to vote, not easily learned
In the crudeness of threads
A posting of torture you select

In the rise and the close of a thread
'Til members go fighting--fighting 'round the page
duck cares not two shits--and forever
He doesn't give a f**k for the rage

The treeduck tokes and he breathes, brain cells tick away--the cells tick away
The rushgoober has Oregon green
Brain cells tick away--they tick away

The treasure of a duck is a measure of hair and metal
The way he lives, the posts that he gives
In his coolness of threads
He'll give you sports, Chuck Bronson, and Tull

The writing disappears onto page fifteen
With only few trolls to be choked
Forever hide in that forum
Dope is what remains to be smoked

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Brilliant!

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QUOTE (LyndseyG @ Jul 15 2012, 06:00 AM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jul 13 2012, 12:57 PM)
duck-san, since an imperfect 6 years comes along only once, here's another...

One night within Random Samples or Video Vertigo, I saw a dude with long hair and boxing gloves. He stood and turned--the treeduck!--holding a twelve-inch vibrator in his hand! I called out to TRF, then suddenly the duck threw the vibrator at me, and I caught it automatically--just as the forum turned to look my way. I escaped, but in disgrace, and fled down to the Counterparts forum.

Ducknies
Follow the ways of the treeduck
A carnival like you've never been
Sinning smiles and laces
Porno music and double teams

The hint of THC
Bodies hump in a duckworth prance
The smell of sex and fiends
He makes a poll, and then he rants

How I stayed just to get a laugh
To carry me to somewhere
Sometimes the members amuse us
By replying to our posts

Duck face of naked metal
Burns a member's blood to steam
Hairy infiltration
So lascivious a scheme

Shout to TRF,
"Beware the treeduck! Are you deaf?!"
A licking tongue, in the mouth of the deviant
The horny crowd reads onward and are content


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And again!

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