treeduck Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 http://i61.tinypic.com/htd6w6.jpg This is sooooooo overdue for the Rifftrax treatment. So bad it's good and funny. Usually in all of the lists of crappiest movies of all time that one's close to the top.Never saw it but I do wish it could've been Kelly Kapowski stripping instead. Whoever that is. :)You must be youngI don't mind the tart in that film and Gina Gershon, but the film still stucks. :smoke: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeanMeanPride Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Gladiator. Great, entertaining film. Still think Crouching Tiger should have won Best Picture that year though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 The Graduate. Still brilliant! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 I'll never look at butter the same way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleMoon Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 The Godfather 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 http://i61.tinypic.com/htd6w6.jpg This is sooooooo overdue for the Rifftrax treatment. So bad it's good and funny. Usually in all of the lists of crappiest movies of all time that one's close to the top.Never saw it but I do wish it could've been Kelly Kapowski stripping instead.You must be young Whoever that is. :) Not. Ah. Then you must be in the other range. ;)Most people between 30-45 would get the Kelly Kapowski reference. Anyway... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 http://i61.tinypic.com/htd6w6.jpg This is sooooooo overdue for the Rifftrax treatment. So bad it's good and funny. Usually in all of the lists of crappiest movies of all time that one's close to the top.Never saw it but I do wish it could've been Kelly Kapowski stripping instead.You must be youngWhoever that is. :) Not. Ah. Then you must be in the other range. ;)Most people between 30-45 would get the Kelly Kapowski reference. Anyway...I'm in the older range and I know her! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 http://i61.tinypic.com/htd6w6.jpg This is sooooooo overdue for the Rifftrax treatment. So bad it's good and funny. Usually in all of the lists of crappiest movies of all time that one's close to the top.Never saw it but I do wish it could've been Kelly Kapowski stripping instead. Whoever that is. :)You must be youngI don't mind the tart in that film and Gina Gershon, but the film still stucks. :smoke:If Gina Gershon didn't strip in that then she should've! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 http://i61.tinypic.com/htd6w6.jpg This is sooooooo overdue for the Rifftrax treatment. So bad it's good and funny. Usually in all of the lists of crappiest movies of all time that one's close to the top.Never saw it but I do wish it could've been Kelly Kapowski stripping instead.You must be youngWhoever that is. :) Not. Ah. Then you must be in the other range. ;)Most people between 30-45 would get the Kelly Kapowski reference. Anyway...I'm in the older range and I know her!You're a pervert so obviously you'd know her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 http://i61.tinypic.com/htd6w6.jpg This is sooooooo overdue for the Rifftrax treatment. So bad it's good and funny. Usually in all of the lists of crappiest movies of all time that one's close to the top.Never saw it but I do wish it could've been Kelly Kapowski stripping instead. Whoever that is. :)You must be youngI don't mind the tart in that film and Gina Gershon, but the film still stucks. :smoke:If Gina Gershon didn't strip in that then she should've!She stripped down to near the bare essentials but not all the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 http://i61.tinypic.com/htd6w6.jpg This is sooooooo overdue for the Rifftrax treatment. So bad it's good and funny. Usually in all of the lists of crappiest movies of all time that one's close to the top.Never saw it but I do wish it could've been Kelly Kapowski stripping instead.You must be youngWhoever that is. :) Not. Ah. Then you must be in the other range. ;)Most people between 30-45 would get the Kelly Kapowski reference. Anyway...I'm in the older range and I know her!You're a pervert so obviously you'd know her!That's true... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 http://i61.tinypic.com/htd6w6.jpg This is sooooooo overdue for the Rifftrax treatment. So bad it's good and funny. Usually in all of the lists of crappiest movies of all time that one's close to the top.Never saw it but I do wish it could've been Kelly Kapowski stripping instead. Whoever that is. :)You must be youngI don't mind the tart in that film and Gina Gershon, but the film still stucks. :smoke:If Gina Gershon didn't strip in that then she should've!She stripped down to near the bare essentials but not all the way.What a ripoff!!! That's like having just the frosting off the top of a delicious cupcake and throwing away the rest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleMoon Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 http://i61.tinypic.com/htd6w6.jpg This is sooooooo overdue for the Rifftrax treatment. So bad it's good and funny. Usually in all of the lists of crappiest movies of all time that one's close to the top.Never saw it but I do wish it could've been Kelly Kapowski stripping instead.You must be youngWhoever that is. :) Not. Ah. Then you must be in the other range. ;)Most people between 30-45 would get the Kelly Kapowski reference. Anyway...I'm in the older range and I know her!You're a pervert so obviously you'd know her!That's true... Between 30 and 45? That lets me off the hook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 http://i61.tinypic.com/htd6w6.jpg This is sooooooo overdue for the Rifftrax treatment. So bad it's good and funny. Usually in all of the lists of crappiest movies of all time that one's close to the top.Never saw it but I do wish it could've been Kelly Kapowski stripping instead. Whoever that is. :)You must be youngI don't mind the tart in that film and Gina Gershon, but the film still stucks. :smoke:If Gina Gershon didn't strip in that then she should've!She stripped down to near the bare essentials but not all the way.What a ripoff!!! That's like having just the frosting off the top of a delicious cupcake and throwing away the rest!Aye they just should have jettisoned the piss poor plot and weak script and gone ahead and made a porn film with Gina and whatshername and you would have a film that actually did what it was trying to do, instead of a piece of crap mainstream flop that has a bit of tit and ass, and some lipstick lesbian titillation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 (edited) Gladiator. Great, entertaining film. Still think Crouching Tiger should have won Best Picture that year though. Crouching Tiger sucks if you actually enjoy real Asian cinema. It caused a lot of confusion in China, as the audience felt this was a very poor example of the countries film making. About as close to Chinese cinema as Disney's Mulan is to real anime. House Of Flying Daggers took the Hollywood approach to Asian movie making and did it exceptionally better. I hate Crouching Tiger. Edited July 25, 2015 by Segue Myles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 (edited) Gladiator. Great, entertaining film. Still think Crouching Tiger should have won Best Picture that year though. Crouching Tiger sucks if you actually enjoy real Asian cinema. It caused a lot of confusion in China, as the audience felt this was a very poor example of the countries film making. About as close to Chinese cinema as Disney's Mulan is to real anime. House Of Flying Daggers took the Hollywood approach to Asian movie making and did it exceptionally better. I hate Crouching Tiger."Crouching Tiger sucks if you actually enjoy real Asian cinema"...complete and utter rubbish. I've been living in Asia for over a decade and have seen my fair share of Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Filipino, (and a few Vietnamese) films. (I'd seen some before my move too). I enjoy some Asian films and I enjoy Crouching Tiger. I agree with your 2nd [which is matter of fact] and 3rd paragraphs though. Your 4th about "House of..." is simply a matter of opinion. IMHO, Gladiator > Crouching Tiger...but I do enjoy both. And I CAN enjoy Asian films and STILL enjoy Crouching Tiger. Edited July 25, 2015 by JohnnyBlaze 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 http://i61.tinypic.com/htd6w6.jpg This is sooooooo overdue for the Rifftrax treatment. So bad it's good and funny. Usually in all of the lists of crappiest movies of all time that one's close to the top.Never saw it but I do wish it could've been Kelly Kapowski stripping instead. Whoever that is. :)You must be youngI don't mind the tart in that film and Gina Gershon, but the film still stucks. :smoke:If Gina Gershon didn't strip in that then she should've!She stripped down to near the bare essentials but not all the way.What a ripoff!!! That's like having just the frosting off the top of a delicious cupcake and throwing away the rest!Aye they just should have jettisoned the piss poor plot and weak script and gone ahead and made a porn film with Gina and whatshername and you would have a film that actually did what it was trying to do, instead of a piece of crap mainstream flop that has a bit of tit and ass, and some lipstick lesbian titillation."Lipstick lesbian titillation"...somehow that made me think of supercalifragilisticexpialadocious, but way hotter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleMoon Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Gladiator. Great, entertaining film. Still think Crouching Tiger should have won Best Picture that year though. Crouching Tiger sucks if you actually enjoy real Asian cinema. It caused a lot of confusion in China, as the audience felt this was a very poor example of the countries film making. About as close to Chinese cinema as Disney's Mulan is to real anime. House Of Flying Daggers took the Hollywood approach to Asian movie making and did it exceptionally better. I hate Crouching Tiger."Crouching Tiger sucks if you actually enjoy real Asian cinema"...complete and utter rubbish. I've been living in Asia for over a decade and have seen my fair share of Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Filipino, (and a few Vietnamese) films. (I'd seen some before my move too). I enjoy some Asian films and I enjoy Crouching Tiger. I agree with your 2nd [which is matter of fact] and 3rd paragraphs though. Your 4th about "House of..." is simply a matter of opinion. IMHO, Gladiator > Crouching Tiger...but I do enjoy both. And I CAN enjoy Asian films and STILL enjoy Crouching Tiger. I've seen a lot of Asian martial arts cinema and I like them both. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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invisible airwave Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 I'm 34 and definitely know who Kelly is. Also, the best 2000 movie wasn't even nominated for BP. That would be Almost Famous. http://i58.tinypic.com/1znpyz9.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Gladiator. Great, entertaining film. Still think Crouching Tiger should have won Best Picture that year though. Crouching Tiger sucks if you actually enjoy real Asian cinema. It caused a lot of confusion in China, as the audience felt this was a very poor example of the countries film making. About as close to Chinese cinema as Disney's Mulan is to real anime. House Of Flying Daggers took the Hollywood approach to Asian movie making and did it exceptionally better. I hate Crouching Tiger."Crouching Tiger sucks if you actually enjoy real Asian cinema"...complete and utter rubbish. I've been living in Asia for over a decade and have seen my fair share of Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Filipino, (and a few Vietnamese) films. (I'd seen some before my move too). I enjoy some Asian films and I enjoy Crouching Tiger. I agree with your 2nd [which is matter of fact] and 3rd paragraphs though. Your 4th about "House of..." is simply a matter of opinion. IMHO, Gladiator > Crouching Tiger...but I do enjoy both. And I CAN enjoy Asian films and STILL enjoy Crouching Tiger.I thought Crouching Tiger was beautifully done. That treetop scene alone... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 http://i.imgur.com/fcs0qnX.jpg I started watching The Man Who Knew Too Much as well but I found that to be tedious cloak and dagger nonsense. A film that was a remake of Hitchcock's own film from 20 years before, and was only made so Hitchcock could fulfill his contract with Paramount The most notable thing about the film is the Doris Day song Que Sera Sera which so eclipsed the film that most people don't even realise that the song was from this film. Anyway I turned it off after an hour. Meanwhile I have to say that I find Rear Window to be very boring. It's literally about as interesting as looking out of a real window and very similar, but you wouldn't normally spend 2 hours looking out a window. Most of the time nothing is happening except a bunch of everyday low key activities. And after all that the ending is weak. I like Rear Window but I can see why someone might not. It was quite unique at the time it was released.I love it! The sustained tension is fantastic. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleMoon Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 http://i.imgur.com/fcs0qnX.jpg I started watching The Man Who Knew Too Much as well but I found that to be tedious cloak and dagger nonsense. A film that was a remake of Hitchcock's own film from 20 years before, and was only made so Hitchcock could fulfill his contract with Paramount The most notable thing about the film is the Doris Day song Que Sera Sera which so eclipsed the film that most people don't even realise that the song was from this film. Anyway I turned it off after an hour. Meanwhile I have to say that I find Rear Window to be very boring. It's literally about as interesting as looking out of a real window and very similar, but you wouldn't normally spend 2 hours looking out a window. Most of the time nothing is happening except a bunch of everyday low key activities. And after all that the ending is weak. I like Rear Window but I can see why someone might not. It was quite unique at the time it was released.I love it! The sustained tension is fantastic. I love most anything with Jimmy Stewart and/or Grace Kelly. They were both very good in this. I love how she gets pulled into the intrigue along with him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 I'm 34 and definitely know who Kelly is. Also, the best 2000 movie wasn't even nominated for BP. That would be Almost Famous. http://i58.tinypic.com/1znpyz9.jpgAlmost Famous = A+Probably Crowe's best work. "I'm glad you were home.""Of course I'd be home. I'm uncool." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyndseyG Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 http://i1204.photobucket.com/albums/bb414/lyndseyg2112/2015-07-25-19-03-51-256989799.jpeg I liked the idea behind this movie but the delivery was really bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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