The_Necromancer_77 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 (edited) QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Aug 19 2010, 09:38 PM) And my girlfriend wonders why my car reeks of spam and stray cats. Suddenly I fell down a flight of stairs! Edited August 20, 2010 by The_Necromancer_77 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted August 20, 2010 Author Share Posted August 20, 2010 QUOTE (The_Necromancer_77 @ Aug 20 2010, 02:34 AM) Suddenly I felt up my waitress, everyone stared! They were real, and they were spectacular Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostworks Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Aug 20 2010, 06:15 AM) They were real, and they were right there where I usually grabbed them... in my pants! Of course, I looked around quickly to make sure no one was watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 QUOTE (ghostworks @ Aug 20 2010, 09:59 AM)I looked around quickly and everyone was copying me. I couldn't blame them, she was the best looking girl within a hundred miles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil#2 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Aug 20 2010, 10:55 AM)I couldn't blame them, she was the ugliest girl within a hundred miles! After that, I walked out of the restaurant and got into my car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tupelobarchetta Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 (edited) QUOTE (neil#2 @ Aug 20 2010, 10:17 AM) After that, I stripped down to my Batman underwear and got attacked by hot moms.. Â They couldn't decide which caped crusader actor they wanted, so they called me by all of their names. Edited August 23, 2010 by tupelobarchetta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted August 23, 2010 Author Share Posted August 23, 2010 QUOTE (tupelobarchetta @ Aug 22 2010, 10:51 PM) They couldn't decide which appetizer they wanted, so they ordered the sampler platter. The extra hot buffalo wings are always my favorite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
losingit2k Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 (edited) QUOTE The extra hot buffalo wings are always my favorite  Even though I burn holes in my shorts when I fart! Edited September 12, 2010 by losingit2k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 QUOTE (losingit2k @ Sep 12 2010, 12:21 AM) Even though I kneel behind people and sniff their asses when they fart! I especially like the farts that are long and drawn out, and even sound like Droopy Dog saying "good night Bob". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted November 23, 2010 Author Share Posted November 23, 2010 QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Sep 12 2010, 01:17 AM) I especially like women that are hand drawn, and look like Droopy Dog. Bob's taste in women comes as no surprise to anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 (edited) Edited November 23, 2010 by BeOhBe Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted November 23, 2010 Author Share Posted November 23, 2010 QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Nov 23 2010, 11:59 AM) He like his chiffon, lace and gowns quite short Dammit Bob - have you been hiding in my bushes again?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoG Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Nov 23 2010, 01:14 PM) Dammit Bob - do you have crabs in your bush again?? Bob responded only with a whimper and started to cry deeply... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted November 23, 2010 Author Share Posted November 23, 2010 QUOTE (FoG @ Nov 23 2010, 01:14 PM) Bob responded only with a scream and started to scratch deeply... He fractured a finger when it got stuck in the zipper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostworks Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Nov 23 2010, 01:55 PM) He fractured a finger when it got stuck in the passenger. And that was the last time Martin worked for the TSA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Farewell to Things Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 QUOTE (ghostworks @ Nov 23 2010, 02:06 PM) And that was the last time Martin worked with T'n'A. I'm surprised he left such an "employee/employer friendly" business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted November 23, 2010 Author Share Posted November 23, 2010 QUOTE (A Farewell to Things @ Nov 23 2010, 04:08 PM) I'm not surprised he left such an "employee/employer friendly" business. because he became the floor manager at the local strip club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoG Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Nov 23 2010, 05:27 PM) because he became friends with the floor at the local strip club His little incident had quite the response with the crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted December 7, 2010 Author Share Posted December 7, 2010 QUOTE (FoG @ Nov 24 2010, 04:55 PM) His little friend had quite the response with the crowd. He was arrested, and instructed to zip up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringOutYourDead Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 (edited) QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Dec 7 2010, 12:02 PM) QUOTE (FoG @ Nov 24 2010, 04:55 PM) His little friend had quite the response with the crowd. He was arrested, and instructed to zip up. He was assaulted and instructed to unzip. He said he had never had a more glorious time in his life! Edited February 27, 2011 by BringOutYourDead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1 of the 7 Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 He said he'd never had a more obnoxious troll in his wife! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Dudad Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 QUOTE (1 of the 7 @ Feb 27 2011, 06:54 PM) He said he'd never had a more magnificent roll with his wife! Of course, they'd never be able to return to that particular coffee shop again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringOutYourDead Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 QUOTE (The Mighty Dudad @ Feb 28 2011, 09:15 AM) Of course, they'd never be able to leave that particular Ihop again. This is because the world had suddenly become one giant Ihop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super25Smasher Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Of course, they'd never be able to leave that particular strip club again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Of course, they'd never be able to enter that particular strip club again....who ever asks someone to strip to The Larger Bowl? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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