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QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Aug 20 2010, 06:15 AM)
They were real, and they were right there where I usually grabbed them... in my pants! drool1.gif

Of course, I looked around quickly to make sure no one was watching.

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QUOTE (ghostworks @ Aug 20 2010, 09:59 AM)
I looked around quickly and everyone was copying me.

I couldn't blame them, she was the best looking girl within a hundred miles!

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QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Aug 20 2010, 10:55 AM)
I couldn't blame them, she was the ugliest girl within a hundred miles!

After that, I walked out of the restaurant and got into my car.

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QUOTE (neil#2 @ Aug 20 2010, 10:17 AM)
After that, I stripped down to my Batman underwear and got attacked by hot moms..

 

They couldn't decide which caped crusader actor they wanted, so they called me by all of their names.

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QUOTE (tupelobarchetta @ Aug 22 2010, 10:51 PM)
They couldn't decide which appetizer they wanted, so they ordered the sampler platter.

The extra hot buffalo wings are always my favorite

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QUOTE (losingit2k @ Sep 12 2010, 12:21 AM)

Even though I kneel behind people and sniff their asses when they fart!

I especially like the farts that are long and drawn out, and even sound like Droopy Dog saying "good night Bob".

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QUOTE (ghostworks @ Nov 23 2010, 02:06 PM)
And that was the last time Martin worked with T'n'A.

I'm surprised he left such an "employee/employer friendly" business.

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QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Dec 7 2010, 12:02 PM)
QUOTE (FoG @ Nov 24 2010, 04:55 PM)
His little friend had quite the response with the crowd.

He was arrested, and instructed to zip up.

He was assaulted and instructed to unzip.

 

He said he had never had a more glorious time in his life!

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Of course, they'd never be able to enter that particular strip club again....who ever asks someone to strip to The Larger Bowl?
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