Bra/boob Size Quiz

[southernjim]

QUOTE (missionman @ Aug 16 2009, 08:16 PM)

^^^^^^^ YEAH!!!!!

[BeOhBe Bob]

I like the "breakfast on me" idea, she just has to wake up before I do

 

 

[Janie]

QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Aug 16 2009, 10:20 PM)

I like the "breakfast on me" idea, she just has to wake up before I do

I think it's a fun idea too! But like I said, the husband doesn't enjoy my sense of humor. If he came downstairs to see me sprawled on the table with my little triangle toast, sunny-side up egg boobs and bacon bra... this is what he'd do:

 

... ... "Why can't you be normal?"

[Mara]

QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 17 2009, 08:37 AM)

QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Aug 16 2009, 10:20 PM) I like the "breakfast on me" idea, she just has to wake up before I do I think it's a fun idea too! But like I said, the husband doesn't enjoy my sense of humor. If he came downstairs to see me sprawled on the table with my little triangle toast, sunny-side up egg boobs and bacon bra... this is what he'd do:   ... ... "Why can't you be normal?" See, I think the fact that you and your husband are together demonstrates that the laws of nature are in force to ensure that proceeding generations of children are neither progressively weirder or increasingly boring, culminating in a race that is so extreme it can't function well socially. To wit:   Possible mating matchups:   2 Janies = kids are way wacky and zany 2 Mr. Janies = kids are a little on the dull and humorless side   See, if this perpetuates, you get genetic extremes in the sense of humor genotype. Now:   Janie + Mr. Janie = kids with good sense of humor, but not so off the wall or dour that the only job opportunities are either professional comedian (fun but limited pool for success) or accountant for some boring government agency (speaks for itself - lucrative but, well, dull as dirt)   (I really, really hope I haven't just stuck my keyboard in my mouth, and that Mr. Janie is not in fact an accountant for a boring government agency).

[Janie]

QUOTE (Mara @ Aug 17 2009, 05:50 AM)

QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 17 2009, 08:37 AM) QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Aug 16 2009, 10:20 PM) I like the "breakfast on me" idea, she just has to wake up before I do I think it's a fun idea too! But like I said, the husband doesn't enjoy my sense of humor. If he came downstairs to see me sprawled on the table with my little triangle toast, sunny-side up egg boobs and bacon bra... this is what he'd do:   ... ... "Why can't you be normal?" See, I think the fact that you and your husband are together demonstrates that the laws of nature are in force to ensure that proceeding generations of children are neither progressively weirder or increasingly boring, culminating in a race that is so extreme it can't function well socially. To wit:   Possible mating matchups:   2 Janies = kids are way wacky and zany 2 Mr. Janies = kids are a little on the dull and humorless side   See, if this perpetuates, you get genetic extremes in the sense of humor genotype. Now:   Janie + Mr. Janie = kids with good sense of humor, but not so off the wall or dour that the only job opportunities are either professional comedian (fun but limited pool for success) or accountant for some boring government agency (speaks for itself - lucrative but, well, dull as dirt)   (I really, really hope I haven't just stuck my keyboard in my mouth, and that Mr. Janie is not in fact an accountant for a boring government agency).   Very good analysis.   I think everyone would be in a world of hurt if I bred with another "of my kind." I would owe the world a great big apology! Our first has the brain (thank god) of my husband (computer genius guy) but has my weirdness. He's the kid ricocheting off the wall with the brainpower to know exactly where to jump with precision accuracy to ensure he goes the furthest distance while being nude and spouting some gibberish no one can understand! So he's a little bit of both of us.   Of course, both my parents were void of a sense of humor and they created me so... Sometimes there's a wrench thrown in the works.   Now, back to bacon bras!

[Sir Lerxst]

QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 17 2009, 02:11 PM)

Now, back to bacon bras!

This forum just gets weirder as the days go by.

[Tick]

QUOTE (southernjim @ Aug 15 2009, 02:02 AM)

QUOTE (sullysue @ Aug 15 2009, 12:00 AM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Aug 15 2009, 12:57 AM) Boobies. Just sayin'. And, this is why I love you.     Distractor!!!!!!! No, if you want distracting (for the guys and Janie, at least...)         http://katyoliver.com/upload/2008/06/bacon%20bra%20via%20dlisted.jpg I'd like to grab a carton of eggs and go to the beach with her.

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

QUOTE (tick @ Aug 17 2009, 02:31 PM)

QUOTE (southernjim @ Aug 15 2009, 02:02 AM) QUOTE (sullysue @ Aug 15 2009, 12:00 AM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Aug 15 2009, 12:57 AM) Boobies. Just sayin'. And, this is why I love you.     Distractor!!!!!!! No, if you want distracting (for the guys and Janie, at least...)         http://katyoliver.com/upload/2008/06/bacon%20bra%20via%20dlisted.jpg I'd like to grab a carton of eggs and go to the beach with her. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/1001001/hunky_bacon_2.jpg

[Cygnus The God Of Balance]

I only score 40%

 

I thought I knew boobs better.

[Cygnus The God Of Balance]

QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Aug 17 2009, 01:35 PM)

QUOTE (tick @ Aug 17 2009, 02:31 PM) QUOTE (southernjim @ Aug 15 2009, 02:02 AM) QUOTE (sullysue @ Aug 15 2009, 12:00 AM) QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Aug 15 2009, 12:57 AM) Boobies. Just sayin'. And, this is why I love you.     Distractor!!!!!!! No, if you want distracting (for the guys and Janie, at least...)         http://katyoliver.com/upload/2008/06/bacon%20bra%20via%20dlisted.jpg I'd like to grab a carton of eggs and go to the beach with her. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/1001001/hunky_bacon_2.jpg Mmmmmmm......bacon

[GhostGirl]

QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 14 2009, 03:35 PM)

"Globs of fat." Mara! This is the nice thing about being more on the small side - aside from I personally just think smaller breasts look better. Big boobs more often than not do remind me of just big "globs of fat."

Boy, do *I* feel pretty now.

 

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Aug 17 2009, 05:25 PM)

QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 14 2009, 03:35 PM) "Globs of fat." Mara! This is the nice thing about being more on the small side - aside from I personally just think smaller breasts look better. Big boobs more often than not do remind me of just big "globs of fat." Boy, do *I* feel pretty now.   Boobs come in all shapes and sizes, and they're all nice. Their size doesn't matter when they fit the body of the woman they're attached to.

[Janie]

QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Aug 17 2009, 02:25 PM)

QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 14 2009, 03:35 PM) "Globs of fat." Mara! This is the nice thing about being more on the small side - aside from I personally just think smaller breasts look better. Big boobs more often than not do remind me of just big "globs of fat." Boy, do *I* feel pretty now.   I'm sorry! You exotic brown eyed, brown haired lady.

[Dread Pirate Robert]

QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Aug 17 2009, 04:25 PM)

QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 14 2009, 03:35 PM) "Globs of fat." Mara! This is the nice thing about being more on the small side - aside from I personally just think smaller breasts look better. Big boobs more often than not do remind me of just big "globs of fat." Boy, do *I* feel pretty now.   Meh, just ignore that sort of comment.   One might as well say that humans just look like "sacks of flesh and hair."

Edited August 17, 2009 by Dread Pirate Robert

[rushgoober]

QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Aug 17 2009, 02:35 PM)

QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Aug 17 2009, 05:25 PM) QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 14 2009, 03:35 PM) "Globs of fat." Mara! This is the nice thing about being more on the small side - aside from I personally just think smaller breasts look better. Big boobs more often than not do remind me of just big "globs of fat." Boy, do *I* feel pretty now.   Boobs come in all shapes and sizes, and they're all nice. Their size doesn't matter when they fit the body of the woman they're attached to. That... that's beautiful!         As long as they're real, I'm happy.

[treeduck]

QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Aug 17 2009, 05:50 PM)

QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Aug 17 2009, 04:25 PM) QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 14 2009, 03:35 PM) "Globs of fat." Mara! This is the nice thing about being more on the small side - aside from I personally just think smaller breasts look better. Big boobs more often than not do remind me of just big "globs of fat." Boy, do *I* feel pretty now.   Meh, just ignore that sort of comment.   One might as well say that humans just look like "sacks of flesh and hair." We're just walking meat with sweaty red liquid glooping around our tubes and stringy vessels. A pulsing mass of yellow fat and wobbling matter. A shambling factory of contaminated effluvia.

[Xanadu Princess]

I'd love to see a guy's dick wrapped in bacon

 

That pic with the bacon is vile - dont think I'll ever eat bacon again.

[ReRushed]

I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as "boobs",

"jugs", "winnebagos", or "golden bozos". And you should only refer to

them as "hooters".

 

[rushgoober]

QUOTE (ReRushed @ Aug 17 2009, 04:29 PM)

I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as "boobs", "jugs", "winnebagos", or "golden bozos". And you should only refer to them as "hooters".

a steve martin classic

[rushgoober]

QUOTE (Xanadu Princess @ Aug 17 2009, 04:25 PM)

I'd love to see a guy's dick wrapped in bacon That pic with the bacon is vile - dont think I'll ever eat bacon again.

i so get where they were going with that picture - two things that would appeal to many heterosexual men more than anything else - woman's breasts and bacon.

 

problem is, raw bacon just don't do it for me. you gotta cook the suckers...

[southernjim]

QUOTE (rushgoober @ Aug 17 2009, 05:39 PM)

QUOTE (Xanadu Princess @ Aug 17 2009, 04:25 PM) I'd love to see a guy's dick wrapped in bacon That pic with the bacon is vile - dont think I'll ever eat bacon again. i so get where they were going with that picture - two things that would appeal to many heterosexual men more than anything else - woman's breasts and bacon.   problem is, raw bacon just don't do it for me. you gotta cook the suckers... OWWWWWWW! Baaaad Idea

[ReRushed]

Cooked bacon and breasts...

[Dread Pirate Robert]

QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 17 2009, 06:21 PM)

QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Aug 17 2009, 05:50 PM) QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Aug 17 2009, 04:25 PM) QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 14 2009, 03:35 PM) "Globs of fat." Mara! This is the nice thing about being more on the small side - aside from I personally just think smaller breasts look better. Big boobs more often than not do remind me of just big "globs of fat." Boy, do *I* feel pretty now.   Meh, just ignore that sort of comment.   One might as well say that humans just look like "sacks of flesh and hair." We're just walking meat with sweaty red liquid glooping around our tubes and stringy vessels. A pulsing mass of yellow fat and wobbling matter. A shambling factory of contaminated effluvia. Yep.

[southernjim]

QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Aug 17 2009, 06:40 PM)

QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 17 2009, 06:21 PM) QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Aug 17 2009, 05:50 PM) QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Aug 17 2009, 04:25 PM) QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 14 2009, 03:35 PM) "Globs of fat." Mara! This is the nice thing about being more on the small side - aside from I personally just think smaller breasts look better. Big boobs more often than not do remind me of just big "globs of fat." Boy, do *I* feel pretty now.   Meh, just ignore that sort of comment.   One might as well say that humans just look like "sacks of flesh and hair." We're just walking meat with sweaty red liquid glooping around our tubes and stringy vessels. A pulsing mass of yellow fat and wobbling matter. A shambling factory of contaminated effluvia. Yep. and the female ones are still so intriguing....

[Xanadu93]

QUOTE (southernjim @ Aug 17 2009, 08:41 PM)

QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Aug 17 2009, 06:40 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Aug 17 2009, 06:21 PM) QUOTE (Dread Pirate Robert @ Aug 17 2009, 05:50 PM) QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Aug 17 2009, 04:25 PM) QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 14 2009, 03:35 PM) "Globs of fat." Mara! This is the nice thing about being more on the small side - aside from I personally just think smaller breasts look better. Big boobs more often than not do remind me of just big "globs of fat." Boy, do *I* feel pretty now.   Meh, just ignore that sort of comment.   One might as well say that humans just look like "sacks of flesh and hair." We're just walking meat with sweaty red liquid glooping around our tubes and stringy vessels. A pulsing mass of yellow fat and wobbling matter. A shambling factory of contaminated effluvia. Yep. and the female ones are still so intriguing....