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QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jun 28 2009, 03:55 PM)
QUOTE (thesweetscience @ Jun 28 2009, 11:19 AM)
Oh and those stupid caveman commercials, they suck too.

God yes! goodpost.gif

I can't believe these commercials are still playing. Awful. And I hate the new Geico ads with the money stack with eyeballs. Lame. Oh! And I hate the car insurance commercials with that bubbly gal.. Progressive Insurance I think.

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QUOTE (Janie @ Jul 20 2009, 02:58 PM)
QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jun 28 2009, 03:55 PM)
QUOTE (thesweetscience @ Jun 28 2009, 11:19 AM)
Oh and those stupid caveman commercials, they suck too.

God yes! goodpost.gif

I can't believe these commercials are still playing. Awful. And I hate the new Geico ads with the money stack with eyeballs. Lame. Oh! And I hate the car insurance commercials with that bubbly gal.. Progressive Insurance I think.

Lots of guys here think the Progressive chick (Flo) is hot. confused13.gif I think it's the fellatio-red lipstick.

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QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jul 19 2009, 10:02 AM)
Ladies and gentlemen, a whole new nadir has been reached in the world of commercials. It seems that some YouTube guy has seen fit to remix the Slap Chop commercial (hosted by renowned hooker-basher and huckster Vince Shlomi) and set it to a rap beat. The Slap Chop powers-that-be have embraced this remix and are now showing it regularly on TV. Do not click the following link unless you have a high pain threshold. The crappiness paradigm shift.

I just watched this again. I'm still laugh.gif

 

It's the dancing in the middle that really gets me.

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QUOTE (Mara @ Jul 20 2009, 05:10 PM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Jul 20 2009, 02:58 PM)
QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jun 28 2009, 03:55 PM)
QUOTE (thesweetscience @ Jun 28 2009, 11:19 AM)
Oh and those stupid caveman commercials, they suck too.

God yes! goodpost.gif

I can't believe these commercials are still playing. Awful. And I hate the new Geico ads with the money stack with eyeballs. Lame. Oh! And I hate the car insurance commercials with that bubbly gal.. Progressive Insurance I think.

Lots of guys here think the Progressive chick (Flo) is hot. confused13.gif I think it's the fellatio-red lipstick.

I don't why somebody would think she's hot. She's not date material.

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QUOTE (circumstantial tree @ Jul 21 2009, 06:20 PM)
QUOTE (Mara @ Jul 20 2009, 05:10 PM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Jul 20 2009, 02:58 PM)
QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jun 28 2009, 03:55 PM)
QUOTE (thesweetscience @ Jun 28 2009, 11:19 AM)
Oh and those stupid caveman commercials, they suck too.

God yes! goodpost.gif

I can't believe these commercials are still playing. Awful. And I hate the new Geico ads with the money stack with eyeballs. Lame. Oh! And I hate the car insurance commercials with that bubbly gal.. Progressive Insurance I think.

Lots of guys here think the Progressive chick (Flo) is hot. confused13.gif I think it's the fellatio-red lipstick.

I don't why somebody would think she's hot. She's not date material.

It's not her looks that I find attractive (although she is rather cute), it's her personality and her comedic timing.

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"So I get it...these 10 sprinkles represent the number of people we can call on <whatever plan>."

 

<and then the allegedly stupid husband dumps an entire vat of sprinkles on this tiny ice cream cup, and says something about Verizon's coverage, or something like that>

 

An absolutely DUMB commercial. The latest one is a variaition of it with the 10 pieces of candy and the pinata. I turn from them every single time they come on.

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QUOTE (Rush Cocky @ Jul 23 2009, 05:20 PM)
"So I get it...these 10 sprinkles represent the number of people we can call on <whatever plan>."

<and then the allegedly stupid husband dumps an entire vat of sprinkles on this tiny ice cream cup, and says something about Verizon's coverage, or something like that>

An absolutely DUMB commercial. The latest one is a variaition of it with the 10 pieces of candy and the pinata. I turn from them every single time they come on.

I hate those two ads as well. Verizon does have some good ones, though.

If I were the ice cream shop worker, I'd have hurdled the counter and beaten the guy to death with a broom.

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2 words: Koodo Mobile.

 

 

Not sure if you guys have them in the US, but they have the most consistently obnoxious commercials, radio ads, and billboards I have ever seen. I've heard good things about their cell service and rates, but I refuse to help fund that ridiculous, irritating marketing campaign.

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"And now for the bonus round....."

 

(timpani rolls in background)

 

(announcer asks outrageous question #1)

 

("contestant" offers completely random answer)

 

"Correct."

 

(announcer asks outrageous question #2)

 

("contestant" offers another completely random answer)

 

"Correct."

 

Announcer: "How much will you pay in late fees for 957 billion movies that you're going to rent from Netflix?"

 

Contestant: "Nothing."

 

Announcer: "CORRECT!!!" <blah, blah.....Netflix is awesome> "Netflix! It's THAT easy!"

 

AUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

I AM SICK OF THESE COMMERCIALS!!!!!!

 

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The cell phone ad with that STUPID FU&KING "Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli, lollipop" song! And it comes on about 30 times every hour!
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QUOTE (Mara @ Jul 20 2009, 11:23 AM)
Can someone please explain to me the ED medication ads in which the couple appear to have dragged two bathtubs out onto a dock?

Because for one thing, even Cialis/Viagra/EZ-Stiffy won't help if you are so dense as to think something's going to magically happen when you are in separate tubs. Hold hands all you want, it still isn't going to accomplish the goal.

Also it's just stupid.

Anyone remember the Love Toilet commercial on Saturday Night Live? I believe it's Kevin Nealon and Victoria Jackson

That's what those commercials remind me of. Just completely ridiculous. tongue.gif not to mention a little gross...

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The remake of "Let Your Love Flow" that's used in that Prius commercial is annoying IMO. The original is miles better.
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QUOTE (Mara @ Jul 20 2009, 05:10 PM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Jul 20 2009, 02:58 PM)
QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jun 28 2009, 03:55 PM)
QUOTE (thesweetscience @ Jun 28 2009, 11:19 AM)
Oh and those stupid caveman commercials, they suck too.

God yes! goodpost.gif

I can't believe these commercials are still playing. Awful. And I hate the new Geico ads with the money stack with eyeballs. Lame. Oh! And I hate the car insurance commercials with that bubbly gal.. Progressive Insurance I think.

Lots of guys here think the Progressive chick (Flo) is hot. confused13.gif I think it's the fellatio-red lipstick.

the shag-do, and those child bearing hips, baby Yummy!

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QUOTE (Mara @ Aug 4 2009, 04:10 PM)
The cell phone ad with that STUPID FU&KING "Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli, lollipop" song!  And it comes on about 30 times every hour!

isn't that for Dell laptops? like Wayne Bradyesque handsome Black guy in hardhat starts the song, then spreads out in scope to a factory pounding out colorful Dell craptops

Edited by BeOhBe Bob
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QUOTE (Rush Cocky @ Jul 23 2009, 11:31 PM)
QUOTE (Mara @ Jul 23 2009, 05:57 PM)
If I were the ice cream shop worker, I'd have hurdled the counter and beaten the guy to death with a broom.

laugh.gif

 

Now that I would liked to have seen.

glad they finally killed that ad, I switch channels til it's done, or use the DVR and FF til the show is back on!

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Let me add another.....a whole category actually.

 

No I am NOT in debt.

 

I am NOT watching my bills stack up.

 

And no, I most certainly DO NOT need your help to consolidate my debt into one low monthly payment.

 

Now STHU and go do something productive to get us out of recession. angry.gif

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QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Aug 12 2009, 12:58 AM)
QUOTE (Mara @ Aug 4 2009, 04:10 PM)
The cell phone ad with that STUPID FU&KING "Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli, lollipop" song!  And it comes on about 30 times every hour!

isn't that for Dell laptops? like Wayne Bradyesque handsome Black guy in hardhat starts the song, then spreads out in scope to a factory pounding out colorful Dell craptops

You're right, it is. Thank god for DVR and the FF button. Sometimes I've even successfully hit it before one note is sung.

 

*Also, the fact that people can remember the ad but not the product means it is not a successful ad. Dell should take the hint and PULL IT ALREADY!

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QUOTE (Mara @ Aug 12 2009, 11:49 AM)
*Also, the fact that people can remember the ad but not the product means it is not a successful ad. Dell should take the hint and PULL IT ALREADY!

I guess they're assuming that you are in the minority of those seeing the ad? confused13.gif

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QUOTE (umoveme @ Aug 12 2009, 11:34 AM)
Five....Five dollah.....Five dollah foot loooooong.....

SHUT THE EF UP!!!

 

 

My son 26 years old mind you...sung that crap al the way home ON THE ROAD from Florida

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QUOTE (Rush Cocky @ Aug 12 2009, 01:30 PM)
QUOTE (Mara @ Aug 12 2009, 11:49 AM)
*Also, the fact that people can remember the ad but not the product means it is not a successful ad.  Dell should take the hint and PULL IT ALREADY!

I guess they're assuming that you are in the minority of those seeing the ad? confused13.gif

Perhaps. But it is odd that it didn't burn itself into my brain as a Dell ad, mainly because my home PC is a Dell, and I pretty much hate it and threaten daily to hurl it out the window.

Edited by Mara
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