Fridge Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 QUOTE (Analog Brian Kidd @ Feb 28 2008, 01:35 PM) QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ Feb 27 2008, 06:02 PM) Alex: So fat that he\'s changed the shape of his face...man, this guy used to be so angelic looking, now he looks like an angry redneck country-music singer. That\'s because it\'s a different Alex. The original Alex decided that he enjoyed himself more as KK Downing of Judas Priest, so dedicated his life to HEAVY METAL. Since then a succession of stunt Lerxsts have taken his place, with the difficulties of getting a new Alex resulting in the lengthy hiatus between 1997 and 2002. It does take a while to teach an angry redneck country-music singer to play Rock guitar. Seriouly, some people need to get a sense of humour here. this thread s hilarious And for the record, lerxt did look quite pretty back in '78. Mind you so did Rodger Taylor of Queen... (strokes chin musing on possibilities) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchetaxe&saw Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 QUOTE (Fridge @ Feb 29 2008, 01:24 PM) Seriouly, some people need to get a sense of humour here. this thread s hilarious And for the record, lerxt did look quite pretty back in '78. Mind you so did Rodger Taylor of Queen... (strokes chin musing on possibilities) Ha! Yeah, the "Roger Taylor" problem. I remember that one. Hilarious thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormtron Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd38/MoreWigglez/simpsonsinoutft3.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 This thread is just entertaining. My answer would be sure, why not. But I'm just crazy and do weird things all the time... especially when alcohol is involved. But I do know how to have fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godeater2112 Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ Feb 23 2008, 06:01 PM) Ok, now try to keep an open mind here by what I'm about to suggest. First, choose the Rush member you primarily gravitate to, for whatever reason(This would be a member that you are mostly in awe of (if you are equally in awe of 2 or more, exclude yourself from this test). The setting: Lets say you happen to be out one night at a Toronto lounge/bar off of Younge Street (in close proximity to Massey Hall) with the Rush member you are in utmost awe of, and his wife. After having a few drinks and strong conversational bonding, the said Rush member looks at his watch noting that the time is already 21:12. He subtly suggests that you join him and his wife at his sprawling suburban Toronto mansion. He says that he will drive since his Audi/BMW is better in the voluminous amounts of snow that has recently fallen from the bruised and sullen stormclouds above. You agree and gingerly hop in the back seat and take in the surreal experience, whilst caressing the rich Corinthian leather and shining steel of the interior. After arriving at the mansion, the three of you entre the main den, sipping cognac (or perhaps The MacCallan) on the large C-shaped couch that encompasses the cozy, roaring fireplace that is automatically actuated by the bristling energy given off by human proximity. In a dreamlike state, you gaze up at the wall and see the gold and platinum records and the vast collage of Rush album covers. You see a magnificently stuffed animal in the likeness of the Snowdog. You see the work of gifted hands that grace this strange and wondrous land. It dawns on you that you're living every Rush fan's dream. The said Rush member then suggests that you join him and his wife upstairs in the Master bedroom. You gaze up at the spiral stair, and then to the Rush member where you notice his hungry eyes, and open mind. Are you prepared to indulge in both sides of the hemispheres or do you politely decline, suggesting that the hour is late and you feel you've got to move, (yes, you do?) Or do you proceed, tricked by circumstances? Alex - is that you? I'd love to hang with you and Charlene. PM me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 QUOTE (Godeater2112 @ Feb 29 2008, 04:50 PM) QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ Feb 23 2008, 06:01 PM) Ok, now try to keep an open mind here by what I'm about to suggest. First, choose the Rush member you primarily gravitate to, for whatever reason(This would be a member that you are mostly in awe of (if you are equally in awe of 2 or more, exclude yourself from this test). The setting: Lets say you happen to be out one night at a Toronto lounge/bar off of Younge Street (in close proximity to Massey Hall) with the Rush member you are in utmost awe of, and his wife. After having a few drinks and strong conversational bonding, the said Rush member looks at his watch noting that the time is already 21:12. He subtly suggests that you join him and his wife at his sprawling suburban Toronto mansion. He says that he will drive since his Audi/BMW is better in the voluminous amounts of snow that has recently fallen from the bruised and sullen stormclouds above. You agree and gingerly hop in the back seat and take in the surreal experience, whilst caressing the rich Corinthian leather and shining steel of the interior. After arriving at the mansion, the three of you entre the main den, sipping cognac (or perhaps The MacCallan) on the large C-shaped couch that encompasses the cozy, roaring fireplace that is automatically actuated by the bristling energy given off by human proximity. In a dreamlike state, you gaze up at the wall and see the gold and platinum records and the vast collage of Rush album covers. You see a magnificently stuffed animal in the likeness of the Snowdog. You see the work of gifted hands that grace this strange and wondrous land. It dawns on you that you're living every Rush fan's dream. The said Rush member then suggests that you join him and his wife upstairs in the Master bedroom. You gaze up at the spiral stair, and then to the Rush member where you notice his hungry eyes, and open mind. Are you prepared to indulge in both sides of the hemispheres or do you politely decline, suggesting that the hour is late and you feel you've got to move, (yes, you do?) Or do you proceed, tricked by circumstances? Alex - is that you? I'd love to hang with you and Charlene. PM me. From the sounds of it, you'd be doing more than just "hanging" looks like some good ole hanging and banging! Which I'm always up for....when it comes to hotties like Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HemisphericOne Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 OMG..this is like a train wreck..want to look away. BUT CAN'T. Funniest thing i've read in a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeminiRising79 Posted April 4, 2008 Author Share Posted April 4, 2008 Well, I'm sure its not impossible under certain specific circumstances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iluvgeddy05 Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 (edited) QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ Feb 23 2008, 06:01 PM) You see a magnificently stuffed animal in the likeness of the Snowdog. Despite the creepines of the thread, this statement made me LOL for real Perhaps I was thinking of the deer in "Biggest Fan" clip, part I Edited April 4, 2008 by iluvgeddy05 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRocinanteKid Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Hahaha. Gotta love this thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBluePhoenix Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 (edited) This is the most bizarre thread that I've ever seen on this board. Are there any psychology majors here who can analyze this? I seriously feel that you have to be quite perverted to think of this in the first place. Then to actually take the time to think through it and type it out is even more disturbing. Many are making jokes but I am 100% serious when I say: you may need professional help . If you have these kinds of thoughts often, please go talk to a therapist . I know a few people with mental and/or emotional problems as I'm sure many of you do. In hindsight we often wonder "how did we miss the early warning signs?" THIS MAY BE AN EARLY WARNING SIGN! Edited April 4, 2008 by TheBluePhoenix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassTheAmmunition Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it? wait.. What? I'm failing to make the connection here. No, what I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait... QUOTE Dude, seriously.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fledgehog Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 how did I not know it was just a buildup to a crappy punchline? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
librarian Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Me thinkest thou needest a hobby...and maybe some meds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 QUOTE (TheBluePhoenix @ Apr 4 2008, 02:37 PM) This is the most bizarre thread that I've ever seen on this board. Are there any psychology majors here who can analyze this? I seriously feel that you have to be quite perverted to think of this in the first place. Then to actually take the time to think through it and type it out is even more disturbing. Many are making jokes but I am 100% serious when I say: you may need professional help . If you have these kinds of thoughts often, please go talk to a therapist . I know a few people with mental and/or emotional problems as I'm sure many of you do. In hindsight we often wonder "how did we miss the early warning signs. THIS MAY BE AN EARLY WARNING SIGN! Or it could just be a joke and other people are taking it the wrong way. Lighten up people. Man, I havent said Lighten up or relax in here in a while... I think we have some tight bottoms in here again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnusss Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 lol, at first I thought you meant gravitating towards a TRF member, then realized you meant band member. I became uneasy when you talked of caressing the leather in the back seat. Seriously are you like a romance novel writer or something? And no, I wouldn't have a devil's threesome with a member of Rush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PariahDog Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ Feb 27 2008, 06:02 PM)Alex: So fat that he's changed the shape of his face...man, this guy used to be so angelic looking, now he looks like an angry redneck country-music singer. Neil: Ageing quite badly in the face, plus a real piss-poor attitude Ged: He's holding his age pretty well but never was quite the looker. GeminiRising, I think you would still jump at the chance to do any one of them. Gemini isn't the only thing Rising when you look at the back cover of 2112. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/makalu/toss-off_smiley.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeminiRising79 Posted April 4, 2008 Author Share Posted April 4, 2008 (edited) QUOTE (PariahDog @ Apr 4 2008, 03:57 PM) QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ Feb 27 2008, 06:02 PM)Alex: So fat that he's changed the shape of his face...man, this guy used to be so angelic looking, now he looks like an angry redneck country-music singer. Neil: Ageing quite badly in the face, plus a real piss-poor attitude Ged: He's holding his age pretty well but never was quite the looker. GeminiRising, I think you would still jump at the chance to do any one of them. Gemini isn't the only thing Rising when you look at the back cover of 2112. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/makalu/toss-off_smiley.gif Back in the day I would have gone for a nonhomosexual 2-guy-1-girl threesome with ease. Imagine tag-teaming a hot 18 year-old groupie with your guitar-God hero (Alex in this case). Those would surely make for some epic memories! I'd be singing: Sweet memories I never thought it would be like this Reminding me Just how close I came to missing I know that This is the way for me to go You'll be there When you know what I know and I know! (no homo) Edited April 4, 2008 by GeminiRising79 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ Apr 4 2008, 05:06 PM) QUOTE (PariahDog @ Apr 4 2008, 03:57 PM) QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ Feb 27 2008, 06:02 PM)Alex: So fat that he's changed the shape of his face...man, this guy used to be so angelic looking, now he looks like an angry redneck country-music singer. Neil: Ageing quite badly in the face, plus a real piss-poor attitude Ged: He's holding his age pretty well but never was quite the looker. GeminiRising, I think you would still jump at the chance to do any one of them. Gemini isn't the only thing Rising when you look at the back cover of 2112. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/makalu/toss-off_smiley.gif Back in the day I would have gone for a nonhomosexual 2-guy-1-girl threesome with ease. Imagine tag-teaming some hot 18 year-old groupie with your guitar-God hero (Alex in this case). Those would surely make for some epic memories! I'd be singing: Sweet memories I never thought it would be like this Reminding me Just how close I came to missing I know that This is the way for me to go You'll be there When you know what I know and I know! (no homo) GeminiRising79, you're way too caught up with sexual fantasies involving these guys. You seem particularly fixated on Alex. Really all you're doing is solidifying in concrete why Neil keeps away from his fans. I get it now. I have to ask... are you ill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 "Tag teaming a hot 18 year old groupie" ? Classy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Gemini...seriously dude. You've got to stop reading so much Penthouse Forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ Apr 4 2008, 05:06 PM)QUOTE (PariahDog @ Apr 4 2008, 03:57 PM) QUOTE (GeminiRising79 @ Feb 27 2008, 06:02 PM)Alex: So fat that he's changed the shape of his face...man, this guy used to be so angelic looking, now he looks like an angry redneck country-music singer. Neil: Ageing quite badly in the face, plus a real piss-poor attitude Ged: He's holding his age pretty well but never was quite the looker. GeminiRising, I think you would still jump at the chance to do any one of them. Gemini isn't the only thing Rising when you look at the back cover of 2112. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/makalu/toss-off_smiley.gif Back in the day I would have gone for a nonhomosexual 2-guy-1-girl threesome with ease. Imagine tag-teaming a hot 18 year-old groupie with your guitar-God hero (Alex in this case). Those would surely make for some epic memories! I'd be singing: Sweet memories I never thought it would be like this Reminding me Just how close I came to missing I know that This is the way for me to go You'll be there When you know what I know and I know! (no homo) thanks, i just had an epic hurl. and did you just edit your post to add singing??? When will this thread stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarkus406 Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Are you the same guy who suggested homo relationships went on between the band members? You need some help, dude... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Im not going to answer to the thread nor will I insult it. All I will say is that you have a very active and creative imagination and that can be used in good ways or bad ways. You have to figure out for yourself if this thread was you displaying a Good way or Bad Way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRocinanteKid Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 QUOTE (Alex @ Apr 5 2008, 12:29 AM) Im not going to answer to the thread nor will I insult it. All I will say is that you have a very active and creative imagination and that can be used in good ways or bad ways. You have to figure out for yourself if this thread was you displaying a Good way or Bad Way Good way, certainly more interesting than another "Vote For Rush In This Meaningless Poll" thread. That's no insult to you or anyone else who starts such threads, just my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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