Dweezil Posted January 20, 2010 Author Share Posted January 20, 2010 Dear _______ You are welcome. How nice to see what one is truly like. Vindicated, P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trance Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 QUOTE (Mrs. Huck Rogers @ Jan 20 2010, 04:28 PM) Dear _______ You are welcome. How nice to see what one is truly like. Vindicated, P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Dear Richard Branson will you please, for the first time in your life, quit with that cheesy grin of yours. regards Sonny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iluvgeddy05 Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Dear clothes that are tight on me, I know we used to be perfect together. But I've been trying to get back to that state and nothing is working. So in the meantime, can you magically streatch or have your buttons moved overnight or something? Cuz this is getting uncool. Sincerely, Too Many Cookies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nettiesaur Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Dear Boss, Thank you for simplifying my life when I was totally stressed out. Whew! the Employee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Dear Stacy, OMFG. Really? Never will be yours truly, Disgruntled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Dear S______E Grow up! Sonny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iluvgeddy05 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Dear catty, gossipy coworkers. STFU! No one cares! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Dear Comcast, You're fired. Dear Clear Wireless, You are hired. Welcome to our happy home. Be forewarned, though, that your predecessor was let go for poor performance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Dear Royal Bank of Scotland Have you no scruples in spite of being bailed out and subsequently owned by the UK taxpayer!? eat sh*t & die! Sonny (annoyed in the extreme) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Dear Sweet Tooth, Yeah, I know you are here. You have made your presence very well known. I keep feeding you, so why do you keep asking for more? Can't you just tell me what my diet is lacking instead of bitching and whining? Concerned, Your mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iluvgeddy05 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jan 22 2010, 11:24 AM) Dear Sweet Tooth, Yeah, I know you are here. You have made your presence very well known. I keep feeding you, so why do you keep asking for more? Can't you just tell me what my diet is lacking instead of bitching and whining? Concerned, Your mouth The more sweets you eat, the worse it gets Try some water or protein. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jan 22 2010, 08:29 AM) QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jan 22 2010, 11:24 AM) Dear Sweet Tooth, Yeah, I know you are here. You have made your presence very well known. I keep feeding you, so why do you keep asking for more? Can't you just tell me what my diet is lacking instead of bitching and whining? Concerned, Your mouth The more sweets you eat, the worse it gets Try some water or protein. Usually if I have some fruit on hand, it gets better. I'm going shopping this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iluvgeddy05 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jan 22 2010, 11:42 AM) QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Jan 22 2010, 08:29 AM) QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jan 22 2010, 11:24 AM) Dear Sweet Tooth, Yeah, I know you are here. You have made your presence very well known. I keep feeding you, so why do you keep asking for more? Can't you just tell me what my diet is lacking instead of bitching and whining? Concerned, Your mouth The more sweets you eat, the worse it gets Try some water or protein. Usually if I have some fruit on hand, it gets better. I'm going shopping this morning. ooooh buy pretty things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Dear Travelers Insurance: Please do the decent thing. That's all I'm asking. ~The victim of YOUR customer's BAD DRIVING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushman14 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Dear Wachovia Mortgage, For the love of God please work with me. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Dear No-Slip Headwraps, Thanks for slipping off my head while I'm running. I love that I need to stop every other block because there seems to be a no-slip headwrap dangling around my neck. Sincerely, Must Have A Messed Up Head Shape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Dear Mega McOrthopedic Practice, Your "protocol" sucks and your office needs a major overhaul in professionalism. Patients do not need to be informed, when they have called to complain that they got no answers to any of their questions when they were there four days earlier, that their artificial parts are "probably" failing and need to be replaced. They prefer to hear these things in person, from the doctor, complete with explanations. They do not need to hear them over the phone from the doctor's assistant. This has a tendency to freak them out. Sincerely, and now reluctant to move for fear of busting something loose, Mara Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inthend Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 QUOTE (Mara @ Feb 8 2010, 09:45 PM)Dear Mega McOrthopedic Practice, Your "protocol" sucks and your office needs a major overhaul in professionalism. Patients do not need to be informed, when they have called to complain that they got no answers to any of their questions when they were there four days earlier, that their artificial parts are "probably" failing and need to be replaced. They prefer to hear these things in person, from the doctor, complete with explanations. They do not need to hear them over the phone from the doctor's assistant. This has a tendency to freak them out. Sincerely, and now reluctant to move for fear of busting something loose, Mara QUOTE Your "protocol" sucks I agree. I can't believe they would tell a patient that without being able to explain what that means and answer your concerns. Have you talked to the actual Dr. yet? Know that was some disappointing news. You hang in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Dear D***e Lawson Ltd Your bouquet of roses were crap (yet again!) Game over rgds Sonny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iluvgeddy05 Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Dear Organic Waffles, You were very tasty! Was a little worried about carboard-like waffles but my fears were laid to rest. Love, Satisfied Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sullysue Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Dear Co-worker, Turn your f***ing iPod down. I'm on the other side of the isle and I can hear every damn note and and every stupid ass word of every shitty song you are listening to. AND... if you don't stop singing along, I start throwing shit, starting with my monitor. Signed, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nettiesaur Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Dear Public School Administrators, How did you expect the teachers to get home in the storm tonight? How about those kids on the buses? Did you realize that you made the call for every private school in the city too( and some suburbs)? It was a WINTER STORM WARNING! Get a clue. Oh yeah, that's right, your system has no clue of how to do anything. That's why anybody with a brain has pulled their kids out of your schools. Sincerely, The private school teacher who had to put up with : the storm all day(our cafeteria is across the street), kids who couldn't go out to play in it(you couldn't see across the playground), and a long drive home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 (edited) Dear Ms Internal Sales Account Manager, From this point on can you please make sure you have finished masticating before contacting me on the phone! I do find it the height of bad manners hearing you chomp on a apple, crisps or whatever while also talking to me at the same time - all amplified down the f***ing phone and in my ear! Kind Regards Sonny Edited February 10, 2010 by Sonatine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 QUOTE (sullysue @ Feb 9 2010, 11:12 AM)Dear Co-worker, Turn your f***ing iPod down. I'm on the other side of the isle and I can hear every damn note and and every stupid ass word of every shitty song you are listening to. AND... if you don't stop singing along, I start throwing shit, starting with my monitor. Signed, Holy Cow! Moo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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