Midway Hawker Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 I drink Get drunk Fall down No problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 As long as you (eventually) get back up...no problem! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnalschick Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 QUOTE (Midway Hawker @ Jun 19 2006, 03:03 PM) I drink Get drunk Fall down No problem. I don't see any problem with that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 no problem there, none at all...and remember, the difference between being a drinker and being an alcoholic is alcoholics go to meetings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Limelight* Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 QUOTE (Midway Hawker @ Jun 19 2006, 04:03 PM) I drink Get drunk Fall down No problem. my friend made such a funny sound clip saying that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midway Hawker Posted June 20, 2006 Author Share Posted June 20, 2006 "When I read about all the evils of drinking, I gave up reading..." - Henny Youngman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midway Hawker Posted June 20, 2006 Author Share Posted June 20, 2006 "A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the way to my car, he falls down three times. When I get to his house, I help him out of the car, and on the way to the front door, he falls down four more times. I ring the bell, and say, "Here's your husband!" The man's wife says, "Where's his wheelchair?" " - Henny Youngman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 QUOTE (Midway Hawker @ Jun 20 2006, 01:55 PM) "A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the way to my car, he falls down three times. When I get to his house, I help him out of the car, and on the way to the front door, he falls down four more times. I ring the bell, and say, "Here's your husband!" The man's wife says, "Where's his wheelchair?" " - Henny Youngman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Limelight* Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jun 20 2006, 02:52 PM) QUOTE (Midway Hawker @ Jun 20 2006, 01:55 PM) "A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the way to my car, he falls down three times. When I get to his house, I help him out of the car, and on the way to the front door, he falls down four more times. I ring the bell, and say, "Here's your husband!" The man's wife says, "Where's his wheelchair?" " - Henny Youngman great story, good posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Sawyer Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Limelight* Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tangy Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 i drink, i have a thinking problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Want2bLikeBrutus Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geddy alex peart Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Wow I have not drunken in like 12 hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Pirate Robert Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 (edited) Farmer comes home drunk with a live duck tucked under his arm and carries it into the bedroom where his wife is lying awake in bed. Farmer slurs, "see, here is the pig I sleep with." Wife says, "you idiot, you're drunk out of your mind. That's not a pig, that's a duck." Farmer scowls at her and drawls, "I wasn't talking to you." Edited June 23, 2006 by Drunk Pirate Robert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midway Hawker Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 Shameless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumnut Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 I'm not as think as you drunk I am! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelcaressed Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? 4....One to hold the bulb and three to drink until the room starts spinning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midway Hawker Posted September 29, 2006 Author Share Posted September 29, 2006 (edited) "You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on..." - Dean Martin Edited September 29, 2006 by Midway Hawker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaWanna Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/1481/drunkcb3.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weakly Criminal Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a drunk staring at an oyster on a shell in front of him. After a couple of drinks, and with the drunk still staring down at the oyster, the man asks him 'are you going to eat that oyster'? The drunk replies 'go ahead', and with the drunk watching intently, the man downs the oyster in one gulp. 'How do ya feel', asks the drunk. 'Why just fine' says the man. 'Damn!!' Exclaims the drunk. 'I tried that thing three times and never could keep it down!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midway Hawker Posted December 29, 2006 Author Share Posted December 29, 2006 Mummy walks into a bar.. Bartender says "what'll it be??".. Mummy says, "Nothing for me, thanks... I just came in to unwind.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveyt Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 (edited) this: http://www.el-rojito.de/shop/images/Cognac-VS%20neu02.jpg plus this: http://www.kobrandwine.com/labels/alb001_h.jpg gets you this: http://www.popapez.com/resourcecenter/pezlist/listimages/Superheroes/hulklt_drgreen.jpg low key low key: i know it's early but these leftovers were for a lucky person...looks like that's me Edited February 3, 2007 by daveyt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
launchpad67a Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 QUOTE (daveyt @ Feb 3 2007, 10:53 AM) http://www.kobrandwine.com/labels/alb001_h.jpg Crap, crap, crap. It's 20% alcohol for crying out loud, and it tastes like crap because it comes from a country where people don't bathe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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