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27 minutes ago, grep said:

The cart at the backstage club doesn't let you remove items.  I decided i only want 1 shirt out of 2.   The site disagrees.

So now it's zero shirts for me. Oh well. 

that'll show them

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9 hours ago, JohnRogers said:

I didn't even bother looking at stonks yesterday.

I didn't even bother looking at stonks today. 

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It might be time to put my mother in the crooked nursing home on the bad side of the railroad tracks. 

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On 8/2/2024 at 6:57 AM, That One Guy said:

Food comes from farm-to-table gastropubs, electricity comes from solar panels bro 

I have solar.  Do you?:popcorn:

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On 8/2/2024 at 8:06 AM, BastillePark said:

The difference is, she was (supposedly) trying to make her way up the political ladder. Melania wanted to get a home in the US with a very rich guy, also supposedly. 

Mail order bride, from a high-end catalog

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Simone Biles is America’s sweetheart 

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I for sure have a crush on Simone Biles. I love a short girl with a beautiful smile. 

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I'm flyin' (flyin')
In a frame of my mind that time cannot erase
I'm seein' (seein')
The future, the past as I lay the present to waste
I'm scopin' (scopin')
All these feelings I have and hopin' for them to come true
And I'm holdin' something more precious than fine ore, baby
I'm holdin' you

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8 hours ago, goose said:

I have solar.  Do you?:popcorn:

Nah, residential solar when you’re in the middle of a massive urban area isn’t all that useful or cost-effective. 
 

Plus we hardly use any electricity until we eventually buy an electric car 

 

Summer power bills never get above $75 for us 

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9 hours ago, JohnRogers said:

It might be time to put my mother in the crooked nursing home on the bad side of the railroad tracks. 

I took my mother out for a sporty Miata drive to faraway lands the other night. She actually had a great time. Sure we broached 90 in a 30, but it should be posted at 35 or 40

 

Its my secret dead-end racetrack anyway 

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52 minutes ago, That One Guy said:

Nah, residential solar when you’re in the middle of a massive urban area isn’t all that useful or cost-effective. 
 

Plus we hardly use any electricity until we eventually buy an electric car 

 

Summer power bills never get above $75 for us 

Why do you hate the planet?

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The economy is supposedly one of the major factors in this year's elections. I've been thinking the last couple years really haven't been so bad in comparison to other harsh economies during my lifetime. So I decided to nerd out on stats, which I tend to do, to prove/disprove my point. 

 

Here's a comparison of this year's averages to averages in a final year of another presidency. I'll mention the presidency after the figures for 'Year X'. 

 

                                      Year X   2024

Unemployment rate       7.1        4.1

Inflation rate                    4            3

Mortgage rate                13.8       6.8

GDP                                   6.8        2.4

 

So as you can see, 2024 is comparatively much better than Year X. But the GOP wants to whip up 'the economy sucks' mantra in the masses. 

 

Year X was 1984 and Reagan was re-elected in a landslide.  Ouch, don't let stats kick you in the ass on the way out of the door GOP.

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16 minutes ago, goose said:

Why do you hate the planet?

My son worked briefly in sales for a local solar company that sold to residential. When he walked me through their 'cost justifications', it turned out to be maybe a 9 to 10 year payback. Most people sell their houses after 7 years so that's a stupid payback. After a couple of months he saw through the sliminess and the scamming and got another job. The company declared bankruptcy a few months later (which he predicted they would). Yet their doors are still open and they're still operating. 

 

So yeah, convince me on solar. I dare you.

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22 minutes ago, goose said:

Why do you hate the planet?

Some guy juuuust solicited us at 8pm last night trying to hock solar at us 

 

no thanks dude I don’t need to spend five figures to save $30 a month some months 

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