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  1. 1. When did TRF chatroom get taken down?

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Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin’s, and that wherever you are in the world, if you turn your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts. All we know is he’s called the Stig.
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Just two weeks and the days start getting longer.

Actually.......................starting on 12/22. It ain't by much and I will say, it can't happen soon enough.

Funny that I'd lost track of the passage of time. The solstice is here already!

 

:cheerleader:

 

I'd better get on that Christmas shopping soon...

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On the morning of 26 June, Theodore Roosevelt got wind of a stockpile of beans on the beach, and marched a squad of men hastily down to investigate. There were, indeed, at least eleven hundred pounds of beans available, so he went into the commissary and demanded the full amount for his regiment. The commissar reached for a book of regulations and showed him that "under sub-section B of section C of article 4, or something like that", beans were available only to officers. Roosevelt had learned enough during his six years as Civil Service Commissioner not to protest this attitude. He merely went outside for a moment, then returned and demanded eleven hundred pounds of beans "for the officer's mess."

 

Commissar: But your officers cannot eat eleven hundred pounds of beans.

Roosevelt: You don't know what appetites my officers have.

Commissar: (wavering) I'll have to send the requisition to Washington.

Roosevelt: All right, only give me the beans.

Commissar: I'm afraid they'll take it out of your salary.

Roosevelt: That will be all right, only give me the beans.

 

So the Rough Riders got their beans, and their requisition went to Washington. "Oh! what a feast we had, and how we enjoyed it!".

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My motorcycle hasn't been out of the garage since 12/1 :(

I haven't driven the Miata in a week

 

and in my temporary living situation she has to get snow all dumped on her.

 

Taking it to work tomorrow. Rebirth! Before it sits for another week of snow.

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