treeduck Posted March 27, 2020 Author Share Posted March 27, 2020 Brandon Routh isn’t it?NO it's THE ROLLER! Formerly known as “Superman Returns poster” Come to think of it, yeah that movie should be used to wipe someone’s assExactly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 :laughing guy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Still can't get toilet paper, napkins and paper towels. I don't understand it, since this is a respiratory virus. It's not like they are going to get the hershey squirts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 In Walmart yesterday, they had "an associate" handing out toilet paper. You got to choose: Angel Soft, Charmin or some other brand. I asked the young man if he was the dispenser of the toilet paper. I asked it as a joke, I didn't think that was what he was actually doing, but he was. He asked me if I wanted a package. I declined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted March 28, 2020 Author Share Posted March 28, 2020 Still can't get toilet paper, napkins and paper towels. I don't understand it, since this is a respiratory virus. It's not like they are going to get the hershey squirts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Still can't get toilet paper, napkins and paper towels. I don't understand it, since this is a respiratory virus. It's not like they are going to get the hershey squirts.How is toilet paper helping? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted March 28, 2020 Author Share Posted March 28, 2020 Still can't get toilet paper, napkins and paper towels. I don't understand it, since this is a respiratory virus. It's not like they are going to get the hershey squirts.How is toilet paper helping?If you eat enough of it and balloon up tight enough the virus can't get in even though it may knock on the door and by the hairs of it's chinny chin chin... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Where is Sheryl Crow when you need her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted March 28, 2020 Author Share Posted March 28, 2020 Where is Sheryl Crow when you need her? She's in a the middle of a tug of war to get a nine pack of roll as we sit here typing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 (edited) Still can't get toilet paper, napkins and paper towels. I don't understand it, since this is a respiratory virus. It's not like they are going to get the hershey squirts. It has nothing to do with treating the virus. People are stocking up on toilet paper because they're stuck at home and they don't want to run out in case this thing lasts for a while and leaving the house to get more might be more risky to their health. Edited March 28, 2020 by J2112YYZ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted March 28, 2020 Author Share Posted March 28, 2020 Still can't get toilet paper, napkins and paper towels. I don't understand it, since this is a respiratory virus. It's not like they are going to get the hershey squirts. It has nothing to do with treating the virus. People are stocking up on toilet paper because they're stuck at home and they don't want to run out in case this thing lasts for a while and they're stuck in their homes for an extended period of time.Maybe as the crisis hits the peak level houses of the dead will be raided by gangs of unscrupulous toilet roll bandits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Still can't get toilet paper, napkins and paper towels. I don't understand it, since this is a respiratory virus. It's not like they are going to get the hershey squirts. It has nothing to do with treating the virus. People are stocking up on toilet paper because they're stuck at home and they don't want to run out in case this thing lasts for a while and they're stuck in their homes for an extended period of time.Maybe as the crisis hits the peak level houses of the dead will be raided by gangs of unscrupulous toilet roll bandits? Well yeah, they're dead. They don't need the toilet paper anymore. May as well take it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted March 28, 2020 Author Share Posted March 28, 2020 Still can't get toilet paper, napkins and paper towels. I don't understand it, since this is a respiratory virus. It's not like they are going to get the hershey squirts. It has nothing to do with treating the virus. People are stocking up on toilet paper because they're stuck at home and they don't want to run out in case this thing lasts for a while and they're stuck in their homes for an extended period of time.Maybe as the crisis hits the peak level houses of the dead will be raided by gangs of unscrupulous toilet roll bandits? Well yeah, they're dead. They don't need the toilet paper anymore. May as well take it.But will the families of the dead not want to claim it?? What else will they have left but the rolls?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Still can't get toilet paper, napkins and paper towels. I don't understand it, since this is a respiratory virus. It's not like they are going to get the hershey squirts. It has nothing to do with treating the virus. People are stocking up on toilet paper because they're stuck at home and they don't want to run out in case this thing lasts for a while and they're stuck in their homes for an extended period of time.Maybe as the crisis hits the peak level houses of the dead will be raided by gangs of unscrupulous toilet roll bandits? Well yeah, they're dead. They don't need the toilet paper anymore. May as well take it.But will the families of the dead not want to claim it?? What else will they have left but the rolls?? If it's not left to them in the will then I say it's finders keepers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted March 28, 2020 Author Share Posted March 28, 2020 Still can't get toilet paper, napkins and paper towels. I don't understand it, since this is a respiratory virus. It's not like they are going to get the hershey squirts. It has nothing to do with treating the virus. People are stocking up on toilet paper because they're stuck at home and they don't want to run out in case this thing lasts for a while and they're stuck in their homes for an extended period of time.Maybe as the crisis hits the peak level houses of the dead will be raided by gangs of unscrupulous toilet roll bandits? Well yeah, they're dead. They don't need the toilet paper anymore. May as well take it.But will the families of the dead not want to claim it?? What else will they have left but the rolls?? If it's not left to them in the will then I say it's finders keepers.Aye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Still can't get toilet paper, napkins and paper towels. I don't understand it, since this is a respiratory virus. It's not like they are going to get the hershey squirts. https://www.google.co.jp/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/03/09/health/toilet-paper-shortages-novel-coronavirus-trnd/index.html?fbclid=IwAR0ze85OUjTag_ZWWLaGmxgMnzRLkD68s16ZbpA81ttEZ6M-aylbzT1f2s8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
librarian Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 people are in apocalypse hoarding mode right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbine Freight Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 The Sunday paper has a 2 page spread with pictures of peoples' dustbins crammed full to busting with food they've panic bought & has spoiled. Bravo, idiots. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 To make the shopping situation even worse, the local grocery chain I shop at is now remodeling the stores. I understand that plans were put in place before this happened and because things have been paid for they need to go through with it still. But to go in and see aisles all out of place, tons of empty shelves and not being able to find some of my usual stuff really makes it look like the store has been stripped down by panic buyers more than it really has. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RushFanForever Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Rolling Stone magazine has posted reviews on various bidet options below. As Toilet Paper Stock Plunges, Bidets Are Making a Splash 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted April 2, 2020 Author Share Posted April 2, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jc4gd Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 (edited) Truck full of toilet paper burns after crash - WVLT https://www.wvlt.tv/content/news/Truck-full-of-toilet-paper-burns-after-crash-569278781.html Edited April 3, 2020 by jc4gd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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