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Wednesday commences a very sacred season.

 

To honor it, I'm giving up picking my belly button for lint.

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Cruise ship passenger:  This is a great all-you-can-eat dinner layout, and the salad bar is huge!  Is there any type of lettuce I should avoid?

 

Server:  Well, I'd steer clear of the iceberg.

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My walk to the bar takes 5 minutes but my walk home takes 30 minutes.

The difference is staggering.

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I had my wiener dog fixed.  A week later, she got out but returned the next morning.  All was well.    

 

Two months after that, she had two puppies!  Amazed, I wrote a story about it:  Two Dachshunds in One: A Spayed Oddity

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15 hours ago, Principled Man said:

I had my wiener dog fixed.  A week later, she got out but returned the next morning.  All was well.    

 

Two months after that, she had two puppies!  Amazed, I wrote a story about it:  Two Dachshunds in One: A Spayed Oddity

 

:facepalm:

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Researchers in London are suggesting that taking Viagra is linked with better mental health.

 

It means that men are finally working smarter - not harder.  

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My wife asked me what day it is.

 

I told her, "March 1st."

 

She stomped back and forth in a line and then asked me again.  

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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

"If it wasn't for the mustache, you'd look like my wife". "I don't have a mustache". "No, but my wife does". 

 

Your wife is Italian, too?   :wink:

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